flggr Post here if your AFL mens team has a head coach

[Pickitt]

Bad as Melbourne have been for the last 56 years and 352 days, I can totally understand why you retired the Carlton Benny

Carlton? Piss off. I love how you came on here when Collingwood were good only for them to fall

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I believe the phrase you're looking for is "Nice join date, flog"


Which reminds me: nice join date, flog!

 

[Pickitt]

I believe the phrase you're looking for is "Nice join date, flog"


Which reminds me: nice join date, flog!

Why does it matter

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I don't know, you brought it up. It seemed quite important to you at the time

Is your head hurting again? Maybe you should lie down

 

[Pickitt]

I don't know, you brought it up. It seemed quite important to you at the time

Is your head hurting again? Maybe you should lie down

I'm quite young and healthy cockstar

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Well, like Melbourne, you've undeniably had plenty of bed rest over the last 57 years

But your memory doesn't seem to be too good. And you get angry easily

I'd still suggest you relax

 

[Pickitt]

Well, like Melbourne, you've undeniably had plenty of bed rest over the last 57 years

But your memory doesn't seem to be too good. And you get angry easily

I'd still suggest you relax

WHAT GAVE YOU THE IMPRESSION I WAS IN A COMA

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Oh wow, were you in a coma?



That would explain a lot actually

 

[Pickitt]

Oh wow, were you in a coma?



That would explain a lot actually

YOU SAID I WAS IN A COMMA

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

 

[Pickitt]

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Coma

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Oh, right... like that Tone Loc song. Funky Coma Dina

 

[Pickitt]

Oh, right... like that Tone Loc song. Funky Coma Dina

Please just. Collingwood are shit

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

You should be celebrating Melbourne's once-in-a-lifetime goodness for a change, friend

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

GudOnya and JustaBattler get in here and tell us something about your coach

 

[BringFevBack2021]

Disappointed, was expecting more 10 year old Collingwood meme melts

Not sure why no Carlton fans have posted ITT though? Laphroaig BringFevBack2021 Elmer_Judd

Hahaha I concede Saveloy - this is the kind of bullshit thread we like to see in the bay. I wish you the best of luck with the unproven Craig McRae. May he hold a tight grip over your club and steer them to many underwhelming bottom eight finishes for many years to come!

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Hey thanks man, that means a lot coming from someone like you who wears $900 suits and in his own words for sure earns more money than me

And I wish the Carlscum lads luck with their new coach, Gordon Ramsey. Apparently he's very interested in your wooden spoon collection

Let's hope Fev can indeed come back, perhaps as a media relations trainer for the kids

 

[Pickitt]

You should be celebrating Melbourne's once-in-a-lifetime goodness for a change, friend

27 times what happened

 

[GudOnya]

GudOnya and JustaBattler get in here and tell us something about your coach

You made a thread to exclude Carlton flogs from posting, and then cry that none of us are posting in it.

I know you're desperate for attention but make up your mind sheila.

 

[JustaBattler]

You made a thread to exclude Carlton flogs from posting, and then cry that none of us are posting in it.

I know you're desperate for attention but make up your mind sheila.

BatteredSav is just misery looking for company - dumb misery at that.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Well, let me be the first to say how pleased I am that you've finally awoken from the coma you were in/recovered from the bad case of amnesia, but I'm afraid I have some bad news for you... I don't know how to put this so I'm just going to say it:

Since the mid 60s when you had that terrible accident and associated head trauma, Melbourne have only played in 2 GFs and lost them by an average margin of... 13 goals You were a powerhouse in the 50s (after the working class clubs sent most of their players off to be WW2 canonfodder), started off the 60s well but then it was all downhill from there

I know coming to terms with this will be stressful, so I want to end on a positive note: you're still much, much better than Footscray (who are now called the Western Bulldogs - don't ask)

Stats sheet or it didn’t happen. Here, fill in the required form.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

“*psssst* Gil, this guy next to me smells like he shit his pants. Who invited him?”

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

You made a thread to exclude Carlton flogs from posting, and then cry that none of tagged us are posting in it That's so mean of you

It's called sarcasm

When are you signing Buckley aka Malthouse 2.0?

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

It's called sarcasm

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

When are you signing Buckley aka Malthouse 2.0?

Seriously why do you even post in the bay?
It’s for shits N’ giggles but you always try so hard to go against that.