Post Your 2023 Predictions for this season

[Triggering Tiger]

Top Eight:

1: Sydney
2: Brisbane
3: Richmond
4: Collingwood
5: Geelong
6: Port Adelaide
7: Carlton
8: Fremantle

Premiers: Brisbane

Brownlow Winner: Touk Miller

Spooners: North Melbourne

 

[Lethality]

1. Geelong
2. Fremantle
3. Melbourne
4. Western
5. Collingwood
6. Richmond
7. Sydney
8. StKilda

 

[Jazny]

Spoon: Collingwood
Biggest choke of the season: Collingwood
Worst President: Collingwood
Worst club: Collingwood
Most embarrassing fans: Collingwood
Worst tattoos: Collingwood
Club that smells quite awful: Collingwood

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Tigers in straight sets.
Cotchin to retire in tears.
Dustie celebrates new years in his new Sydney harbor townhouse.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Tigers in straight sets.
Cotchin to retire in tears.
Dustie celebrates new years in his new Sydney harbor townhouse.

Thanks for your input and don't worry we are now selling memberships in stockholm this year i hear so you won't miss out again.

 

[Stronzo]

Beer Gut will get booted or will rage quit BF.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Beer Gut will get booted or will rage quit BF.

I's all good m8 come and have beer with me.

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Brownlow: Tim Kelly

#23 Hill. Just out of curiosity, what’s your thoughts on the 90’s television show Beverly Hills 90210?

 

[Pistol Night]

Spoon: Collingwood
Biggest choke of the season: Collingwood
Worst President: Collingwood
Worst club: Collingwood
Most embarrassing fans: Collingwood
Worst tattoos: Collingwood
Club that smells quite awful: Collingwood

So you hate Howe now?

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Melbourne
Briz (Premiers)
Port
Sydney
Cats
Freo
GoCo
Pies

Spoon- Nor* go winless.

Headlines

“Bench buckles under NicNat weight.”
”Board backs Voss 100%.”
”SOS trades in JSOS for first rounder “
”Bevo resigns”
”Port extend Kenny’s contract by 6 years”
”Horrie confirmed as AFL Commissar” and in related stories
- Stevie resigns’, Litter Tray becomes formal name of K Park, Nor* hand in rego, Nor* join 2nd Divn of EDFL.

 

[zackah]

So you hate Howe now?

 

[zackah]

Sydney
Melbourne
Brisbane
Essendon - my top 4 fred was a year too early
Geelong
Richmond
Port
Pies

• Sydney premiers
• Joey straight sets
• Zac Merrett brownlow
• 2MP Coleman
• Elmer_Judd to melt heavily when the tankers finish 13
• Jazny to melt heavily when it is confirmed the AFL tell Tasmania to GAGF
• Sooz to become an Essendon fan

 

[Footy Is The Win]

1. Port Adelaide
2. North Melbourne
3. Brisbane
4. Collingwood
5. Carlton
6. Sydney
7. Fremantle
8. West Coast

9. Richmond
10.Geelong Cats
11.Gold Coast
12.Western
13.Hawthorn
14.Melbourne
15.Greater Western Sydney
16.Essendon*
17.Adelaide
18.St.Kilda

Brownlow: Ollie Wines
Coleman: Jack Ginnivan

GF: Collingwood d Port Adelaide

 

[zackah]

1. Port Adelaide
2. North Melbourne
3. Brisbane
4. Collingwood
5. Carlton
6. Sydney
7. Fremantle
8. West Coast

9. Richmond
10.Geelong Cats
11.Gold Coast
12.Western
13.Hawthorn
14.Melbourne
15.Greater Western Sydney
16.Essendon*
17.Adelaide
18.St.Kilda

Brownlow: Ollie Wines
Coleman: Jack Ginnivan

GF: Collingwood d Port Adelaide

Finish 2nd and don't make the granny

#lolNorf

 

[Pistol Night]

The lack of support for Carlton contradicts their supporters lofty predictions.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Finish 2nd and don't make the granny

#lolNorf

Get in here and defend your s**t truck pretty boy side Jazny !

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Premiers: dees
Brownlow: clarry
Spoon: spoon coasters egimps
Coleman: McKay twin #1
Jail: Tarryn. Tim Kelly. Isiah winder.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Melbourne
Briz (Premiers)
Port
Sydney
Cats
Freo
GoCo
Pies

Spoon- Nor* go winless.

Headlines

“Bench buckles under NicNat weight.”
”Board backs Voss 100%.”
”SOS trades in JSOS for first rounder “
”Bevo resigns”
”Port extend Kenny’s contract by 6 years”
”Horrie confirmed as AFL Commissar” and in related stories
- Stevie resigns’, Litter Tray becomes formal name of K Park, Nor* hand in rego, Nor* join 2nd Divn of EDFL.

Melbourne (Premiers)
Geelong
Brisbane
Richmond
Port
Sydney
Bulldogs
Pies



Spoon: E Girls

Brownlow: Petracca

Coleman: Tom Lunch Lynch


Headlines

“De Goey De Gone after re-re-offending again again"
”JHF misses ice bath, tells ruck to get ****ed, pushes for trade to Crows”
”Harley named as Gil replacement, Swans get COLA back“
”Channel 7 clone BT, Luke Darcy and Basil Zempilas to fill out commentary roster"
”Daisy's forehead starts selling advertising”
"Non rusty Dusty downfall predictions a bit musty"

 

[Purple Suit]

Melbourne
Brisbane
Freo
Port
Bulldogs
Geelong
Sydney
Gold Coast

Richmond
Carlton
Collingwood
Saints
Essendon
Adelaide
GWS
North
Hawks
West Coast

Biggest Off Field Incident - Liam Ryan
Squibb of the Year - Jack Darling
No. 1 in Morfra's bottom 50 - Nic Nat
1st Coach Sacked - Simmo

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Tex to say something racist.

Hopefully he does and gets immediately sacked.

 

[Hava Alle]

1. Melbourne (prem)
2. Brisbane
3. Geelong
4. Carlton
5. Fremantle
6. Richmond
7. Collingwood
8. Sydney

Brownlow: Bont
Coleman: J Cameron
Spoon: West Coast.

Headlines.

"DeGoing DeGoing Gone".
"Tex has affair with Thorpe after purchase of motorcycle".
"Dusty declares romance with Moore".
"Zac Dawson

Zac Dawson

Age

38

Ht

197cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.0

3star

K

3.4

1star

HB

6.6

4star

M

3.7

4star

T

1.5

3star

MG

34.4

1star

No current season stats available

D

8.0

2star

K

3.0

1star

HB

5.0

4star

M

1.8

2star

T

1.4

4star

out of retirement to fill Saints void".
"Hawkins to miss season due to hip replacement".

 

[WillemDaDrew]

• Lions
• Swans
• Dockers
• Tigers
• Magpies
• Demons
• Power
• Cats

Brisbane V’s Sydney GF.

Ports to choke in a Prelim again

Norf to go into liquidation & relocate to Tassie after going 23 & Owen.

C. Rozee to win the Brownlow.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Carlton have lost thier most influential player and won't win the *premiership.





*Maybe

 

[Hava Alle]

• Lions
• Swans
• Dockers
• Tigers
• Magpies
• Demons
• Power
• Cats

Brisbane V’s Sydney GF.

Ports to choke in a Prelim again

Norf to go into liquidation & relocate to Tassie after going 23 & Owen.

C. Rozee to win the Brownlow.

I've had a nibble myself here at 41's.

 

[Pistol Night]

• Lions
• Swans
• Dockers
• Tigers
• Magpies
• Demons
• Power
• Cats

Brisbane V’s Sydney GF.

Ports to choke in a Prelim again

Norf to go into liquidation & relocate to Tassie after going 23 & Owen.

C. Rozee to win the Brownlow.

North are that s**t they'll lose 23 games?