Think Tank Predicting AFL’s next meme round/game

[FurTheWin]

Cheat ground round where they redo the boundary line on one side of every oval and take out the wing. Of course, alphabet stadium would end up with no wings for the week.

The whole point of Cheat Ground Round would be every team having strange and unique advantages, you maroon

 

[FurTheWin]

Emergency Service Worker appreciation round - in this round arsonist set a number of fires at game day stadiums, free full strength beer and Woodstock bourbon is on offer for all ages.

I'll see that and raise you a Real Retro Round.
Price of admission: $2
At least 50% of seats removed at all venues, replaced with slippery concrete (no safety barriers)
Transport to and from stadium by Leyland bus (smoking allowed, driver was in the pub on his break)
Temperature of food for sale to be no higher than 55°
And an emergency landline available to report people who complain about abusive language and intimidating behaviour

 

[frggr]

I'll see that and raise you a Real Retro Round.
Price of admission: $2
At least 50% of seats removed at all venues, replaced with slippery concrete (no safety barriers)
Transport to and from stadium by Leyland bus (smoking allowed, driver was in the pub on his break)
Temperature of food for sale to be no higher than 55°
And an emergency landline available to report people who complain about abusive language and intimidating behaviour

Concrete? Give us gravel!

Also we're allowed to bring our own beer, right?

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

The "Geelong Round" where we assemble a team of players from other clubs strongly linked to a trade to Geelong, vs Geelong.

 

[Pistol Night]

Every player in the AFL has to dress like Barry for the game, wear a Barry wig and be known as Barry only on the field during the game. Will see which team has the best game style to counter a full Barry apocalypse

 

[Pistol Night]

The Enhanced Games round, where basically only Essinton* can play

Plot twist - It’s week 2 of finals..

 

[James Colorado]

Streaker round.

Every club supplies one streaker and how long they evade security gives bonus points.

Best not to have that round in the depths of winter.

 

[Pistol Night]

Best not to have that round in the depths of winter.

Helen D’Amico will dominate in those conditions..

 

[frggr]

Best not to have that round in the depths of winter.

Says you. I don't mind some "glass cutters" on display

 

[James Colorado]

Helen D’Amico will dominate in those conditions..

She'll be better off than any of the male streakers:

 

[Pistol Night]

Says you. I don't mind some "glass cutters" on display

Not if its a blokes shriveled sword though

 

[Pistol Night]

She'll be better off than any of the male streakers:

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Richmond will be looking to reselect Nahas in the MSD for 1 game only

 

[Plugger35]

Every player in the AFL has to dress like Barry for the game, wear a Barry wig and be known as Barry only on the field during the game. Will see which team has the best game style to counter a full Barry apocalypse

Barry Crocker singing the theme song from Neighbours should be the pre-game entertainment before every game in Barry Round.

 

[frggr]

Not if its a blokes shriveled sword though

Oh....you guys are thinking blokes

 

[caveman72]

Midget round where every team has field a team of short people

 

[James Colorado]

Midget round where every team has field a team of short people

Our forward line won't know what to do if they're getting tackled around the waist

 

[frggr]

Don't Touch Charlie Found

Where you get a free kick paid against if you touch Charlie Clown-ow.....oh wait, that's every week

 

[Stronzo]

Ultimate sacrifice round; every club must sacrifice 1 player to death to ensure funding from the AFL.

 

[jannissary]

veterans round, bring out the live fire drills to remind them of their service killing people overseas.

 

[Pistol Night]

Midget round where every team has field a team of short people

St Kilda will have to have a bye that week

 

[FISTO]

Physio Round

 

[the_interloper]

Marijuana round, every player has to rip three billies before a game, get on Willie Rioli

15

Willie Rioli

Age

30

Ht

175cm

Wt

78kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.0

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.8

4star

G

1.2

4star

No current season stats available

D

11.0

3star

K

7.4

3star

HB

3.6

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.8

4star

G

0.6

3star

for 3 Brownlow votes that round

 

[Pistol Night]

Marijuana round, every player has to rip three billies before a game, get on Willie Rioli for 3 Brownlow votes that round

Imagine all the wimpy Gen Z flogs ripping cones? campaigners would freak out seeing the banner and run back into the rooms

 

[FurTheWin]

Concrete? Give us gravel!

Also we're allowed to bring our own beer, right?

I'm liking Stronzo's idea of a free bar

 

[Footy Is Good]

Round 13