QLD SoO thread

[Homer Jnr]

If you want Homer, it's up to you

Only if we can call you Monica.

 

[CarterS]

F/D is in our team/? good god.

 

[F/D]

Only if we can call you Monica.

Call me what you want.

 

[Homer Jnr]

F/D is in our team/? good god.

Nothing a night on the ******** won't fix.

Stam will give Santos a call and whatever happens after that, happens, but I'll face the media and explain, leave it to me.

 

[F/D]

F/D is in our team/? good god.

I forgot who you are sorry, but yes, I am in your team

 

[Homer Jnr]

Call me what you want.

Ok Monica.

Hold on tight and enjoy the ride.

 

[F/D]

Ok Monica.

Hold on tight and enjoy the ride.

Will do.

 

[Armageddon]

********ing quality squad, all in the bag I must say, hoping to get a game.

Carn the Sunshine State!

 

[F/D]

********ing quality squad, all in the bag I must say, hoping to get a game.

Carn the Sunshine State!

True.


Dunno how CR7 made it, but the rest are doin very well

 

[Armageddon]

BTW


Player: Armageddon
Club: Queenslaner Canetoads
Age: 15
Location: Coolum
Test Batting runs & Avg: 486 runs @ 40.6
ONE day batting average and runs: 233 runs @ 38.8

Armageddon is a special person. He gives time and money to charities around the World and one day would like to donate his penis to a seriously ill child. He hopes one day he will be so rich from playing cricket that he can give 1% of his money to a third world country so they can eat for a year. HE is also a pretty decent right hand bat who was considered a walk off start for the international squad at the start of the year. He has not been able to replicate his preseason form thus far.

Hopes for SoO: Give me a ********ING GAME! But, seriously, hope to play a couple of games, win the touranament, contribute and poison CR7 or something like that, maybe root a few Victorian bitches.

Thoughts on the opposition: I mean when the captain of Vic Country is an old man, you really must wonder why they will even bother turning up.

 

[king_Brown]

Player: King_Brown
Club: WIM
Location: Nambour
OD runs and average: 317 @ 52.8
Test runs and average: 362 @ 30.2

Question.... is the SoO test's or OD OR both?

 

[stmookeyj]

Player: stmookeyj
RHB, ROS
Club: Victoria
Age: 21
Location: North Rockhampton
Test Wickets & Avg in 06: 33 @ 23.3, 1x5w/inn
Test Batting runs & Avg: 261 @ 29, 3x50's
SoO 2005 Wickets/AVE: 5 wickets @ 49.6
SoO 2005 Batting Runs/AVE: 43 @ 43


All-rounder who has performed very well in tests but not so well in the One Day matches in Season 2006. Represented Big Footy on 2 occasions in tests plus a handful of ODI's last season. Made the switch from Crocs (Now Whitsunday Crocs) to Victoria after feeling betrayed over takeover of the side.

Hopes for SoO: 'I just hope to be a contributor to the side whenever selected. I don't think there is a lot of pressure on me or anyone else to be the star performer given the even nature of the squad.'

Thoughts on the opposition: 'We have to respect what the other sides will throw at us. They're good sides in their own right but I think we have the game that they cannot really match.'

 

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

Player: NICK THE PIE MAN
Club: Allies
Age: 20
Location: Gold Coast, QLD
Test runs and average in '06: 420 at 46.7
Motto: Me > You

One of the legends of the game, NICK has done it all in the game. He is a two-times Allies test premiership star, as well as also being a former skipper of Queensland (the actual club, not State Of Origin).

He was also vice captain in last year's Queensland State Of Origin side which won the title, and is looking to add yet another medal to his cabinet.

 

[Homer Jnr]

Keep the chatter up.

Or you're cut!

 

[Total Power]

QLD is just too classy for other teams, we are gonna win it all

 

[Armageddon]

QLD is just too classy for other teams, we are gonna win it all

Clearly

Except you, you and you. You're cut...

 

[king_Brown]

Where's monica(CR7) ??

Tell her to get her **** out
Theres some good family fun for all of us

 

[stmookeyj]

Have we started yet?

 

[Homer Jnr]

Have we started yet?

Nah, this is merely like a pre-season camp.

 

[F/D]

Nah, this is merely like a pre-season camp.

We need a bonding session, how about we chill with a few beers.

 

[Homer Jnr]

We need a bonding session, how about we chill with a few beers.

Monica can be the wench, I like it.

 

[king_Brown]

OK just to sort the team out into player types, this is what I can see;


Batters:
NTPM (vc)
CR7
Total Power
Armageddon
F/D
King_Brown
Murphy2bedabest (Who the ******** is this guy?!)

All-Rounders:
Homer Jnr (c)
BP
stmookeyj (think your an all-rounder?)

Keepers:
Yze_Class

Bowlers:
CarterS
DIPPER
TDM
skipper_kelly
Unwritten_Law

Sorry If I'm wrong with some player types... Actually...no I'm not
If I didnt include someone i should have then your probably not important anyway

 

[Total Power]

Solid lineup, except F/D has lost his form and turned into a temporary dud

 

[F/D]

OK just to sort the team out into player types, this is what I can see;


Batters:
NTPM (vc)
CR7
Total Power
Armageddon
F/D
King_Brown
Murphy2bedabest (Who the ******** is this guy?!)

All-Rounders:
Homer Jnr (c)
BP
stmookeyj (think your an all-rounder?)

Keepers:
Yze_Class

Bowlers:
CarterS
DIPPER
TDM
skipper_kelly
Unwritten_Law

Sorry If I'm wrong with some player types... Actually...no I'm not
If I didnt include someone i should have then your probably not important anyway

Without looking at stats, I'd go.

F/D (Sexy Smith)
King Brown
Total Power
Armageddon
NTPM
Homer/Yze_Class
Yze_Class/Homer
Stmookeyj
CarterS
TDM
Unwritten_Law

 

[F/D]

Solid lineup, except F/D has lost his form and turned into a temporary dud

And yet, better than everyone bar.....you