Haggis McHaggis
Norm Smith Medallist
I grew up the protective older brother to a sister who, taking after her mother, developed early on. As a result I've seen my fair share of these kinds of incidents.
The wolf whistling/show us yer **** thing happens and it's actually has its uses in our society.. here's why:
#1. A large percentage of women seem to love going for arseholes.. this clearly identifies their potential mates and gives them hope. I'm sorry to the more intelligible females around but for the sake of a simple mating ritual you're a fair chance to cop this attempt at some stage in your life.. when confronted with such a situation clearly indicate your unwillingness to have your gene pool diluted by rubbish and walk on.
#2. For the more astute woman it narrows down the great search for a partner. Should you be interested in that of course you are instantly erasing the deadwood from the book. And should one of these creatures beset you in public and a male of greater ilk take offence at the act and decide to interject on your behalf you could well make quite a nice aquaintance out of the ordeal around.
#3. The mind of the person dishing out the tirade is rarely up to any real mental challenge. In these situations you can release months of built up tension in a verbal tirade that'll have Billy Badarse in his HX Monaro with his half stewed mates so utterly confused their heads will implode.
The wolf whistling/show us yer **** thing happens and it's actually has its uses in our society.. here's why:
#1. A large percentage of women seem to love going for arseholes.. this clearly identifies their potential mates and gives them hope. I'm sorry to the more intelligible females around but for the sake of a simple mating ritual you're a fair chance to cop this attempt at some stage in your life.. when confronted with such a situation clearly indicate your unwillingness to have your gene pool diluted by rubbish and walk on.
#2. For the more astute woman it narrows down the great search for a partner. Should you be interested in that of course you are instantly erasing the deadwood from the book. And should one of these creatures beset you in public and a male of greater ilk take offence at the act and decide to interject on your behalf you could well make quite a nice aquaintance out of the ordeal around.
#3. The mind of the person dishing out the tirade is rarely up to any real mental challenge. In these situations you can release months of built up tension in a verbal tirade that'll have Billy Badarse in his HX Monaro with his half stewed mates so utterly confused their heads will implode.








We sat 20 metres away and stared 


