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I love a good quote. Hence this thread.

What are your favourites?

Some of mine are

"I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things." - Lech Walesa

"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed." - Michael Jordan

"Have you ever wondered what hurts the most? Saying something and wishing you hadn't? Or saying nothing and wishing you had?"
 
I love a good quote. Hence this thread.

What are your favourites?

Some of mine are

"I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things." - Lech Walesa

"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed." - Michael Jordan

"Have you ever wondered what hurts the most? Saying something and wishing you hadn't? Or saying nothing and wishing you had?"

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“If no one believes in you, anything you do is a positive… It wasn’t even about basketball anymore it was about proving them wrong.” – Gilbert Arenas

and

"Everybody pulls for David, nobody roots for Goliath.” – Wilt Chamberlain
 
"Imagination is more important than knowledge." - Albert Einstein.

"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." - Neil Armstrong, 1969.

"Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country." - John Fitzgerald Kennedy, 1961.

"O what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott, 1808.

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated." - Mark Twain, 1897.
 

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"We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in. Some of us go just one god further" - Richard Dawkins.

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel"- Homer Simpson
 
John Kennedy- "Don't think, do!"

The future depends on what we do in the present. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be.
Now put foundations under them.
Henry David Thoreau

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it; if you can dream it, you can become it.
William Arthur Ward

Men do less than they ought,
unless they do all they can.
Thomas Carlyle

Life is a big canvas, throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
-- Mark Twain

Whether you think you can or think you can't - you are right.
-- Henry Ford

You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.
-- Barbara De Angelis

You were born an original. Don't die a copy.
-- John Mason

You see things; and you say 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?'
George Bernard Shaw

Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up.
Jesse Jackson

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.
Maya Angelou

The journey is the reward.
Chinese Proverb

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers

Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you a man who will make history. Give me a man with no goals and I'll give you a stock clerk.
J.C. Penney

Think like a man of action, and act like a man of thought.
Henri L. Bergson

We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.
George Bernard Shaw

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
Maureen Dowd

There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other.
Douglas Everett (American Hockey Player)

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
M.K. Gandhi

Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Albert Einstein

"I'd rather regret the things that I have done than the things that I have not done."
Lucille Ball

"Life is not measured by the breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath."
Author Unknown
 
"Governments must give to all those who have hit life's hurdles the chance to rebuild and have a future." - Pauline Hanson

"Please explain!" - Pauline Hanson

:D
 
You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
 

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WW:'Sons of Scotland, I am William Wallace'
SB:'William Wallace is seven feet tall!'
WW:'Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs form his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse! I AM William Wallace and I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyrrany. You've come to fight as free men. And free men you are. What will you do without freedom? Will you fight?'
SB:'Fight? Against that? No. We will run, and we will live'
WW:'Ei, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live, at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that, for one chance, JUST ONE CHANCE!, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they will never take our FRREEDDOOMM!!
 
Carl Barat from The Libertines on why he didn't become a crackhead like Pete Doherty:

"I tried crack once. Smoking crack is like inhaling the fumes of a burning rubbish bag and then having a 15 minute panic attack."
 
"I think earlier in the week Adelaide has come out and said that it's going to be a low-scoring game. They're pretty straight to their word; they don't talk a lot of smoke and shadows behind the windows, so we'll take that on board."

- Travis Cloke
 
You ask what is our aim, Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory, there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him? - Jerry Seinfeld
 

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"You're sayin' the FBI's gonna pay me to learn to surf?" - Johnny Utah

"It's basic dog psychology, if you scare them and get them peeing down their leg, they submit. But if you project weakness, that promotes violence, and that's how people get hurt." - Bodhi

"Wot da f#$k woz dat" - Mayor of Hiroshima
 
"If the Flinstones have taught us anything, it's the pelicans can be used to mix cement"

Homer worked called if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday" "Woohoo four day weekend"

"Who knows boy you could wake up dead tomorrow"

"It's a times like these i pray....superman if your out there please help me"

Homer there is a man here who can help you!
"Is it Batman?"
No he is a scientist
"Batman is a scientist"

And one from one of my favourite movies starring the Late Heath Ledger, Two Hands;

"Everything that is good has a little bit of bad, and everything that is bad has a little bit of good"
 

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