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[Greater Gattsby]

There are legal brothels in every state in aus i think?
Defs in vic i know where they are as my mates have pointed them out many times.

There are a few near Richmond Station, one specifically across from Punt Road oval.

 

[Stromageddon]

There are legal brothels in every state in aus i think?

I'm not really sure on the finer details but I'm pretty confident that brothels can exist, they just cannot advertise themselves.

 

[Greater Gattsby]

I'm not really sure on the finer details but I'm pretty confident that brothels can exist, they just cannot advertise themselves.

In the local paper they advertise, if I find it I will get a pic.

 

[E92_]

Well this thread has taken an interesting turn...

 

[Silent Alarm]

Brothels can't exist by calling themselves "brothels" nor their workers "prostitutes." So they use the term "escort," and they can advertise. I know because I'm 44, an obese business CEO, and I pay them thousands for week-long coke binges.

And Seinfeld humour is the best. Basically a tie between Curb and Seiny for me. It's just relatable. Everyone is a bit of a George or Larry.

 

[LadyPants]

One of my close friends just became one of those cam whore girls. She's 18 and touches herself on webcam to strange men for lots of cash. She works like an hour each night and gets 10x more than me.

Sexist.

 

[Hand]

Just saw possibly the best looking girl I've ever seen... at the Caboolture BP on the Bruce Highway of all places. I can't believe it.


I just simply can't.

 

[Silent Alarm]

Just saw possibly the best looking girl I've ever seen... at the Caboolture BP on the Bruce Highway of all places. I can't believe it.


I just simply can't.

Should've said g'day. Hot girls are intimidating and, sometimes, scare dudes off. They kind find it hard to get dudes to talk to them without being gross.

 

[Stromageddon]

I know because I'm 47, former star of Two and a Half Men, and I pay them thousands for week-long coke binges.

EFA

No one is being exploited or harmed. She is 18 and all consequences are the result of no one but herself. Plenty of girls pay their way through uni by stripping on weekends. Prostitution would be pretty unhealthy and kind of disappointing if someone you knew got into it, but some of these chicks don't even show anything of interest and make very good money.

Oh yeah, I'm not blaming her for doing it. If she can get away with earning money without doing much, good on her. It's just a little.. uh... annoying, I suppose, that she earns more than me for doing far less.

 

[Stromageddon]

Should've said g'day. Hot girls are intimidating and, sometimes, scare dudes off. They kind find it hard to get dudes to talk to them without being gross.

That's exactly what Charlie Sheen said on Two and a Half Men.

You are Charlie Sheen.

 

[Gibbsy]

Oh yeah, I'm not blaming her for doing it. If she can get away with earning money without doing much, good on her. It's just a little.. uh... annoying, I suppose, that she earns more than me for doing far less.

Was she open to you about it? I find it a little weird that she'd brag to you about something so strangely intimate

 

[Hand]

Should've said g'day. Hot girls are intimidating and, sometimes, scare dudes off. They kind find it hard to get dudes to talk to them without being gross.

She didn't scare me off, I was looking for a Farmers Union and she walked past and smiled at me.

I pulled a Raj (Off the Big Bang Theory).

Kicking myself.

 

[Gibbsy]

I pulled a Raj (Off the Big Bang Theory).

I watched that show once and hated it. So please explain what "pulling a Raj" is

 

[Hand]

That's exactly what Charlie Sheen said on Two and a Half Men.

You are Charlie Sheen.

More like what Drake says frequently on Drake and Josh.

SA is Drake Bell.

 

[Stromageddon]

Was she open to you about it? I find it a little weird that she'd brag to you about something so strangely intimate

Nah, it's normal. The relationship I have with her is pretty unique, I think. We dated in 2008 for a few months then broke up, and we've been best friends pretty much since. We tell each other everything, even intimate details if we so desire.

 

[Hand]

Nah, it's normal. The relationship I have with her is pretty unique, I think. We dated in 2008 for a few months then broke up, and we've been best friends pretty much since. We tell each other everything, even intimate details if we so desire.

Dude get in there

 

[Gibbsy]

Nah, it's normal. The relationship I have with her is pretty unique, I think. We dated in 2008 for a few months then broke up, and we've been best friends pretty much since. We tell each other everything, even intimate details if we so desire.

If she wasn't doing this livecam shit you should give it another shot with her. Because from what I know you're around 18, which made you 14 in 2008, and dating at 14 doesn't really count (sorry Ando and co.)

 

[Willo #6]

FGD has reached a new level of discussion today.

 

[Willo #6]

In the local paper they advertise, if I find it I will get a pic.

I hope your parents don't walk in on you doing that.

 

[Stromageddon]

If she wasn't doing this livecam shit you should give it another shot with her. Because from what I know you're around 18, which made you 14 in 2008, and dating at 14 doesn't really count (sorry Ando and co.)

Dude get in there

Been there, done that while we were 14. I know she's incredibly attractive, but I honestly just can't see her that way anymore, even if I tried.

 

[Gibbsy]

Been there, done that while we were 14. I know she's incredibly attractive, but I honestly just can't see her that way anymore, even if I tried.

You did it when you were 14? Christ

 

[Gibbsy]

FGD has reached a new level of discussion today.

"Embrace it"

 

[Silent Alarm]

Was she open to you about it? I find it a little weird that she'd brag to you about something so strangely intimate

How is it intimate when she's doing it to, what could be, a large audience?

 

[Stromageddon]

You did it when you were 14? Christ

I thought that was about normal.

 

[Gibbsy]

How is it intimate when she's doing it to, what could be, a large audience?

Yeah I knew that wasn't the best term at the time but I couldn't really think of anything else.

You're well known for your great use of the English vocabulary. What word would you have used in that context? Seriously