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[COHL]

Shitehole. Meet at Princes Hill McDonalds.

 

[Andonis1997]

COHL, sure.

The loser has to buy him a happy meal.

 

[lmach]

COHL, sure.

The loser has to buy him a happy meal.

I'm sure Hand would prefer a steamed ham.

 

[lmach]

Oh yes.

 

[Andonis1997]

You saw that as well, huh? I love the guy with the iron. And how Ian just stands there!

 

[Silent Alarm]

Sometimes I wish the plague black happened when meme culture started.

 

[Cory]

I'm sure Hand would prefer a steamed ham.

I thought you said he preffered having 'steamed clams'?

 

[West_Coast_Eagles]

I think i am the only 1 at this campus without a macbook

 

[Silent Alarm]

I think i am the only 1 at this campus without a macbook

Haha. Completely. We Arts students are the worst. Macbook Pro's make you feel white privilege like nothing else. White people...

When is everyone else back? I know Swinburne and RMIT are back next week. Anyone have any free beer events or anything? There's one at Swinny. Hopefully it's not Draught on tap.

 

[Stromageddon]

I have the same macbook I've had since 2008. It's old, broken, slow and shitty, but it does its job.

 

[Silent Alarm]

I have the same macbook I've had since 2008. It's old, broken, slow and shitty, but it does its job.

So it's broken and shitty, but it still does the job?

What it's job, a coaster?

 

[Stromageddon]

So it's broken and shitty, but it still does the job?

Broken in the sense that several keys are missing from the keyboard, that the frame around the screen is held on by duct tape and that there are several scratches and chips all over everything. The camera and microphone don't work. One of the internal fans doesn't work either. Shitty in the sense that it has several stains on it. Nonetheless, I can still use the internet, photoshop, word and watch tv series' and movies.

What it's job, a coaster?

It can do that.

 

[Hand]

Stains from what? Elaborate..

 

[Marlowe]

Broken in the sense that several keys are missing from the keyboard, that the frame around the screen is held on by duct tape and that there are several scratches and chips all over everything. The camera and microphone don't work. One of the internal fans doesn't work either. Shitty in the sense that it has several stains on it. Nonetheless, I can still use the internet, photoshop, word and watch tv series' and movies.


It can do that.

Hey, mine too! I have to retape at least once a month - more if I take outside, which if I can help it, I don't. Lucky I never really need to, either. I'm more fortunate than you though, my keyboard isn't missing any keys and all the other crap works fine. It is covered in filthy stains, however.

 

[akkaps]

I just got a BigFooty award called 'Can't Get Enough of Your Stuff'. I know that the b****** can't get enough of my stuff.

 

[Greater Gattsby]

Hi all,

How are you?

I've just started up a small designing business and it would mean a lot if you could please like it on Facebook. You don't have to if you don't want to.

http://www.facebook.com/JacobGattSportsDesign

Thanks very much

NMD

#noh8plz

 

[lmach]

Hi all,

How are you?

I've just started up a small designing business and it would mean a lot if you could please like it on Facebook. You don't have to if you don't want to.

http://www.facebook.com/JacobGattSportsDesign

Thanks very much

NMD

#noh8plz

I am focused on providing professional sports design services with the highest levels of customer satisfaction –

Message me today for professional designs at mates rates.​

No offence, but they wouldn't be professional designs because you're not a professional. False advertising.

 

[West_Coast_Eagles]

Your page has more likes than footyjumpers.com fb lol well done

 

[Greater Gattsby]

No offence, but they wouldn't be professional designs because you're not a professional. False advertising.

well what do I say instead of professional?

 

[Hand]

Hi all,

How are you?

I've just started up a small designing business and it would mean a lot if you could please like it on Facebook. You don't have to if you don't want to.

http://www.facebook.com/JacobGattSportsDesign

Thanks very much

NMD

#noh8plz

I'd like it but the page is on 69 likes, so yer.

 

[Greater Gattsby]

I'd like it but the page is on 69 likes, so yer.

haha classy

 

[lmach]

Your page has more likes than footyjumpers.com fb lol well done

footyjumpers.com has 9 more.

well what do I say instead of professional?

I don't know, it's not my website.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

well what do I say instead of professional?

Use a thesaurus.

Could be proficient, adept, polished...?

 

[Greater Gattsby]

I don't know, it's not my website.

I'm going to use great quality

 

[E92_]

Amateur?