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[TheLoungeLizard]

Part A.
I have seen a canvas lace-up Fitzroy jumper from before the VFL days.
That's the earliest I've seen.
Geelong and Melbourne have old lace-ups as well, but I am not sure when they are from, I suspect the 1900s and 1910s.
Part B.
Are you saying you don't want to meet her parents?
If you have to but don't want to, I'd say don't mention your criminal background, don't mention that time you and her had crazy drunken monkey sex, and I would stay away from politics and religion as well.
Unless you never want to see her again, or the parents, in which case, do bring up each of those subjects, and if possible, in the same sentence.

"Did I ever tell you guys about the time I stole shit from a 7-11, was running fro the cops, got in my car and drove here.
Then we proceeded to shag like crazy animals while intoxicated in the car.
THEN! I decided to vote for Abbott and my religion is far greater than yours.

... oh, and hail Hitler and Satan!"


That's the perfect ice breaker, Mero you genius!

 

[Mero]

"Did I ever tell you guys about the time I stole shit from a 7-11, was running fro the cops, got in my car and drove here.
Then we proceeded to shag like crazy animals while intoxicated in the car.
THEN! I decided to vote for Abbott and my religion is far greater than yours.

... oh, and hail Hitler and Satan!"


That's the perfect ice breaker, Mero you genius!

I'd also stay away from squeezing her mum's breasts and commenting "I see where she gets her great norks".

 

[TheLoungeLizard]

I'd also stay away from squeezing her mum's breasts and commenting "I see where she gets her great norks".

She does have nice **** admittedly.

 

[Mero]

She does have nice **** admittedly.

The mum?

 

[Mero]

So have we decided on anywhere?
Or a time?

 

[TheLoungeLizard]

The mum?

Nah, the daughter.

Mum might though, I'll keep you all here posted.

 

[maggotz]

'Scray. In the VFL, at least. Is it a possible first step to changing the AFL club name back?

 

[justlookingaround]

How did you manage that?

Tough break mate.

Just to follow up on this both my feet are fractured so yeah probably not going to make an appearance. someone pls bring a 6pk of canadian club in my honor, Mero, i think endemically it goes without saying this is your task.

 

[West_Coast_Eagles]

Does anyone talk to T**ty Mc? I need to talk to him

 

[Cory]

Just to follow up on this both my feet are fractured so yeah probably not going to make an appearance. someone pls bring a 6pk of canadian club in my honor, Mero, i think endemically it goes without saying this is your task.

The best.

 

[Stromageddon]

Does anyone talk to T**ty Mc? I need to talk to him

lmach

 

[Stromageddon]

I'm dying to know whether @Tigerland55's girlfriend's mother has nice ****.

 

[Silent Alarm]

"I see where she gets her great norks".

Poetry in motion. Or in writing. Which I guess is just poetry. Still.

 

[Silent Alarm]

I'm gonna have my own BF meet up.

With blackjack.

And hookers.

 

[TheLoungeLizard]

I'm dying to know whether @Tigerland55's girlfriend's mother has nice ****.

So am I now, I'm more interested in her mother than her.

Should I try and sleep with them both?

 

[jonesy03]

I'm gonna have my own BF meet up.

With blackjack.

And hookers.

in fact forget the BF meeting and the blackjack......ahh screw the whole thing

 

[lmach]

lmach

Yeah?

 

[Silent Alarm]

Don't meet strangers from the internet. Someone did it once and he got eaten.

 

[Hand]

I'm gonna have my own BF meet up.

With blackjack.

And hookers.

 

[Mero]

Does anyone talk to T**ty Mc? I need to talk to him

Go through his website.
http://www.geekygrub.com/

 

[Stromageddon]

 

[E92_]

TheDoctor11 did you watch the game today?

 

[Greater Gattsby]

TheDoctor11 did you watch the game today?

Ray Allen... Still got it!

 

[Silent Alarm]

Hi lmach

 

[Silent Alarm]

Hey lmach