Random Random Chat Thread XL

[Beerfish]

Definitely UpTheGuts...

Bahahahaha

 

[Phone]

http://www.essendonfc.com.au/news/2014-11-12/bomber-shop-two-day-sale

complete lack of respect shown to Essendon's large group of non-Melbourne based fans. disgraceful. wouldn't've happened under thompson

 

[Phone]

let it be known that not a single melbourne **** offered to go in themselves, buy some stuff for me, send it to me via mail and sort out payment arrangements. truly the most selfish people. no wonder we beat you in sport nearly half the time

 

[Doss]

Mixed metaphor and malapropisms never fail to make me laugh.

eh, Kong, RIG, Lord Nicholson, Ben the Gooner.

 

[Burzum]

Mixed metaphor and malapropisms never fail to make me laugh.

eh, Kong, RIG, Lord Nicholson, Ben the Gooner.

What are you affectionately saying?

 

[GUMBLETRON]

How about yours? 70,000 words sounds a lot more significant than mine!

...and I'm done. What a strange feeling.

188 pages, 76,669 words, 576 footnotes, and the better part of 5 years.

 

[Loonerty]

...and I'm done. What a strange feeling.

188 pages, 76,669 words, 576 footnotes, and the better part of 5 years.

Congrats! Must be a great feeling!

 

[GUMBLETRON]

Penultimate draft, but the first time the whole thing has been in one piece, effectively complete. Waiting patiently for my supervisor to bring me back to earth.

 

[Loonerty]

Penultimate draft, but the first time the whole thing has been in one piece, effectively complete. Waiting patiently for my supervisor to bring me back to earth.

Yep. I thought I was done the night before it was due before my supervisor sent back a copy of the draft covered in red corrections.

 

[Doss]

So on Saturday, I was munching on a rather nice potato chip, and failed to recognise a mortal danger- a small bit had become lodged in one of my teeth.

It was expelled as a projectile when I laughed not long after, landing right in front of my friend who was sitting across the table. Luckily, it didn't actually hit them. I haven't been that embarrassed in a while.

Sorry, Shell.

 

[Shell]

Hai.

What's this, where am I?

 

[Doss]

Hai.

What's this, where am I?

the drugz den.

 

[Shell]

the drugz den.

My favourite kind of den. Awesome.

 

[Doss]

My favourite kind of den. Awesome.

Exactly. It is apt you asked where you are when you dropped in, because really, we all have three fifths of **** all idea ourselves most of the time.

trippin'.

 

[Harlequin]

And talking about Trippin' where's Jab got to?
Rehab got the better of him?

 

[Doss]

Rehab always had the better of Jab.

 

[Harlequin]

Obviously a mighty fine bottle of scotch called Rehab

 

[Doss]

Obviously a mighty fine bottle of scotch called Rehab

Nah, not mighty fine. Jab's drink of choice is that Vat 69 rubbish.

 

[Harlequin]

Nah, not mighty fine. Jab's drink of choice is that Vat 69 rubbish.

Are you insinuating that Jab is cheap

 

[Doss]

Nah, he just has rough taste.

 

[eth-dog]

Is Jab the new pazza?

 

[Doss]

That's just harsh.

 

[Jab]

And talking about Trippin' where's Jab got to?
Rehab got the better of him?

Rehab always had the better of Jab.

Bullshit. I've been in rehab for YEARS. I'm no quitter

Nah, not mighty fine. Jab's drink of choice is that Vat 69 rubbish.

Mmmm, delicious. It's a real shame that you can't get that stuff in a can.

Is Jab the new pazza?

u wot m8? Get rekt.

 

[GUMBLETRON]

I'm building a perpetual trophy and have a design decision to make. Four or six plates per side?

 

[Doss]

u wot m8? Get rekt.

get rekt, run at me campaigner. I'll bench you and your piddly ass for breakfast.