Random talk thread: real good talking about random stuff n that

[ashley12]

Only watched the beer baron episode for the first time about 4 weeks ago, very good episode. The baseball one, the ten pin bowling episode, who killed Mr Burns, Bart selling his soul...

There is so many...

Though one of my favourite quotes actually comes from American Dad, after Stan bys a blimp.

WIFE: You went and bought a blimp
STAN: You see honey, with the current price of helium we would be crazy not to buy...

 

[pinkus maximus]

Homer - "hello, my name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a letter for me"

Clerk - "Ah, Ok Mr Burns, what's your first name"

Homer - "I don't know''

 

[estibador]

"Homer! This is the worst thing you've ever done!"

"Pfft! You've said that so often it's lost all meaning."

Despite Stronzo's apparent crush on Lionel Hutz I think it's common knowledge that Homer has all the greatest lines in the history of the Simpsons.

"I'm afraid of smothering them"

"Yeah, then we'd get the chair"

"That's not what I meant Homer"

"Admit it Marge, it was"

 

[Stronzo]

"Mr Hutz, are you aware that you're not wearing any pants?"

 

[pinkus maximus]

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"

 

[bigkev bleeds purple]

Way to kick the thread along.

"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."

Yes, yes and yes. Have you ever actually picked up the phone and said that? I love giving it a whirl every now and then.

"How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's His Name? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those 'Police Academy' movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing - did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze."

 

[estibador]

Yes, yes and yes. Have you ever actually picked up the phone and said that?

Indeed I have. That has to be the greatest line in the history of television.

If I ever get a answering machine I'm definitely recording that on there.

"Hello you've reached the home of estibador 'You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel' BEEP!"

 

[Moo]

Quotes I have used in real life -

'You don’t win friends with salad'......I think we all probably ahve or do i just hang out with weirdos

'I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.'

'It takes two to lie ...one to lie and one to listen'

My poor wife.

I also would love to use this one if the occassion ever arises.

I'll handle this ... the only danger in space is if we land on the terrible Planet of the Apes ... wait a minute. Statue of Liberty ... THAT WAS OUR PLANET! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

 

[Quinz]

- the episode when Homer goes to work for Hank Scorpio and kills James Bond

Hank Scorpio is great.

"At Globex corporation we don't believe in walls! In fact, I didn't even give you my coat!"

*pulls sugar out of pockets*
"Sorry it isn't in packages. You need any cream?"
"Uh.... no."

 

[Quinz]

The best simpsons episode for mine is 2F06- Homer Bad Man

That's the sexual harrassment episode with the gummi Venus De Milo. Brilliant.

My favourite quote:

"Of course, there's no way to see into the Simpson home without some kind of infrared heat-sensitive camera. So, let's turn it on. Now, this technology is new to me, but...I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven, rotating slowly. [closeup of turkey] His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees -- he's literally stewing in his own juices."

 

[bigkev bleeds purple]

The best simpsons episode for mine is 2F06- Homer Bad Man

That's the sexual harrassment episode with the gummi Venus De Milo. Brilliant.

My favourite quote:

"Of course, there's no way to see into the Simpson home without some kind of infrared heat-sensitive camera. So, let's turn it on. Now, this technology is new to me, but...I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven, rotating slowly. [closeup of turkey] His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees -- he's literally stewing in his own juices."

The interview on "Rock Bottom" in that episode is genius.

 

[dominguez]

"When I'm not wearing a tie at all"

My favourite Lionel Hutz line was when Homer was suing the all you could eat seafood place for kicking him out.

Lionel Hutz- "This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie The Never Ending Story."

 

[Quinz]

The interview on "Rock Bottom" in that episode is genius.

Haha

Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further. No, Mr. Simpson, don't take your anger out on me. Get back! Get back! Mist -- Mr. Simpson -- nooo!

Dramatization -- may not have happened.

 

[Stronzo]

My favourite Lionel Hutz line was when Homer was suing the all you could eat seafood place for kicking him out.

Lionel Hutz- "This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie The Never Ending Story."

Ha ha...

"Do these sound like the actions of a man who got all he could eat?"

 

[bigkev bleeds purple]

^

"Bart, with ten thousand dollars, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all sorts of useful stuff, like... love!"

 

[Stronzo]

Well played.


"Me fail english, thats unpossible"

 

[bigkev bleeds purple]

Discuss: This is the best video ever posted on youtube.

[YOUTUBE]kZho5myNUdY&NR=1[/YOUTUBE]

 

[estibador]

Hahahahaha that's the funniest thing I've seen in ages.

 

[dominguez]

Discuss: This is the best video ever posted on youtube.

[YOUTUBE]kZho5myNUdY&NR=1[/YOUTUBE]

I knew you were a closet soccer fan BKBP.

 

[MadMac]

I'm a part-time taxi driver [driving you yobbos home on a weekend] and last night as I approached Vic hotel in Subi, 2 people hailed the cab. When they got in, surprise-surprise, Neil Daniher and Scott Burns. My Freo air freshener got their attention straight away so they knew on which side of the fence I sit. We had a chat about footy and stuff [Neil complaining about Alice Cooper talking too much on his program] but the interesting part was a "Slime Quiz". Neil asked Scott a range of questions regarding the dirty mob's history [first GF, first flag, how many games McKenna played, bla bla bla]. He did answer all questions correctly. When I asked him about Tarrant trade, as expected, he reckoned it was a fair deal. I asked Neil who they're going to draft with pick 2. Didn't expect sincere answer or any answer but he said Nick Naitanui. Take into account that he was drunk.

Overall, gotta admit that they seemed pretty decent blokes, down to earth.

 

[estibador]

Overall, gotta admit that they seemed pretty decent blokes, down to earth.

That's because they haven't become fully weagled yet.

 

[dominguez]

I like Burns and Daniher. I'm a big fan of Alice Cooper's radio show too.

I always ask taxi drivers what area they live in, if one tells me they're from Ellenbrook I'll have to check for the Freo air freshener. If it's you MM I'm expecting a free lift.

 

[bigkev bleeds purple]

I knew you were a closet soccer fan BKBP.

The nerve of some people... I could watch soccer players get smacked in the face until the cows come home.

 

[Stronzo]

You know what sucks? Not having ice when you want a drink

 

[estibador]

I always make sure I have at least half a bag of ice in the freezer at all time. When I pour a bourbon (and dry, never coke - coke as a mixer is an abomination) I fill the entire glass up with ice first, then pour.

It's the only way to drink. Nothing worse than a warm spirits mix, gotta be ice cold baby - like the blood running through JLo's veins as he lines up for a game winning shot.

Speaking of which I might go grab a beer. Damn that fridge being halfway across the room - I need a little spider monkey I can train to fetch drinks for me.