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Tiff said:
She's hot as fuark too. I'm torn when I'm in the room with her. One side of me wants to bend her over the desk and give her one, but then the other side wants to bend her over the desk and give her one.
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Get both sides to bend her over the desk and give her one at the same time and you've got your very own spit roast.
 
Can one of you level headed individuals tell me if I'm to be mad here.

My lady friend's house is pretty close to the city and doesn't have a driveway or garage. I think it's basically the only house in the area without either but you get that with old places.

When I stay there, there's nowhere to park except on the street, which is fine, unless it's bin night. Obviously on bin night I try and move the car so that the rubbish truck doesn't have to squeeze around it.

Hence, bin night means parking on the kerb, on the council grass. Since my car is pretty big, that also means encroaching on the side walk, only leaving enough space for people to walk through single file.

Anyway, this morning I find that both my side mirrors have been turned in (not damaged or anything, for some reason my car allows my mirrors to turn in) and that there's a note under my wiper.

It reads: "Hello! Um, having to walk on the road because I can't push a pram past your car...open your eyes please".

Is it okay that I'm mad at this?

How hard is it to walk on the road from one driveway to the next one? Who's so bothered that they leave a note? Does that tone have to be used? Why does this person feel it's okay to touch my mirrors if they're so interested in fairness and justice?
 

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Jimmy_the_Gent said:
Can one of you level headed individuals tell me if I'm to be mad here.

My lady friend's house is pretty close to the city and doesn't have a driveway or garage. I think it's basically the only house in the area without either but you get that with old places.

When I stay there, there's nowhere to park except on the street, which is fine, unless it's bin night. Obviously on bin night I try and move the car so that the rubbish truck doesn't have to squeeze around it.

Hence, bin night means parking on the kerb, on the council grass. Since my car is pretty big, that also means encroaching on the side walk, only leaving enough space for people to walk through single file.

Anyway, this morning I find that both my side mirrors have been turned in (not damaged or anything, for some reason my car allows my mirrors to turn in) and that there's a note under my wiper.

It reads: "Hello! Um, having to walk on the road because I can't push a pram past your car...open your eyes please".

Is it okay that I'm mad at this?

How hard is it to walk on the road from one driveway to the next one? Who's so bothered that they leave a note? Does that tone have to be used? Why does this person feel it's okay to touch my mirrors if they're so interested in fairness and justice?
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unfortunately a fair few people do not have any sense of reasoning. they could have thought a) the guy must have had to park here or b) he's a dickhead and deserves my insight into how he should conduct himself. Most people these days tend to think b) without thinking of the alternatives. Or it is a late 20's early 30's soccer mum with **** all better to do as Shupe said. 'Um' just sounds like they are self-righteous and have never done a thing wrong in their life :)
 
Tiff said:
She's hot as fuark too. I'm torn when I'm in the room with her. One side of me wants to bend her over the desk and give her one, but then the other side wants to bend her over the desk and give her one.
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Pics or GTFO.
 
Jimmy_the_Gent said:
Since my car is pretty big, that also means encroaching on the side walk, only leaving enough space for people to walk through single file.
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Better an irate note than a ticket from the council.
 

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Jimmy_the_Gent said:
Fair point.

Exclamation marks and diction do play a part though.

The "um", for example.
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Tricky parking situations are pretty common inner city, my street is like a back lane in London. No one ever complains. You gotta do what you gotta do to get some poonani.

I'd write it off as a moron who unfortunately multiplied. Nothing to see here, move on.
 

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