Banter RDT CXC - Cut Loose Keys Is

[WCErevival]

Why are we even called the wildcats? I always find it weird when teams use a mascot that isn't from the country they are in.

 

[Bender_]

Why are we even called the wildcats? I always find it weird when teams use a mascot that isn't from the country they are in.

Feral Cats?

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Why are we even called the wildcats? I always find it weird when teams use a mascot that isn't from the country they are in.

They were originally the Westate Wildcats, so presumably just for the alliteration.

 

[Dazzler9]

Why are we even called the wildcats? I always find it weird when teams use a mascot that isn't from the country they are in.

England uses the lion as their national animal. I've always found that weird.

But then again the Welsh use a dragon and the Scots use a unicorn.

We use roadkill.

 

[Bender_]

England uses the lion as their national animal. I've always found that weird.

But then again the Welsh use a dragon and the Scots use a unicorn.

We use roadkill.

England's choices of aggressive animals were Wind in the Willows characters so they had to steal someone else's cool animals (like they do everything else for their museums).

 

[Mop]

The OG looks kinda like it inspired the Eagles' current logo

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See that logo is proper. I've always loved the old wildcats logo.

Not a huge big orange ball fan, but I see that and think Grace and Vlahov.

 

[Mop]

The new wildcats logo is kinda shit but not dramatically so. I do like the lean into the red more.

 

[Mop]

I feel like I should lean into the Wildcats more, but it feels like a massive own goal doing so losing arguably the club's best ever player.
Feels like getting into the Eagles post Judd/Cousins, Tottenham post Kane or Bale, Glory post Bobby10. Etc etc

Unthinkable, yet possible.

 

[kane249]

Why are we even called the wildcats? I always find it weird when teams use a mascot that isn't from the country they are in.

 

[WCErevival]

England uses the lion as their national animal. I've always found that weird.

But then again the Welsh use a dragon and the Scots use a unicorn.

We use roadkill.

England's choices of aggressive animals were Wind in the Willows characters so they had to steal someone else's cool animals (like they do everything else for their museums).

Yeah England can't really use stoats and weasels as it would look a bit pathetic.

I'll also let the mythical stuff slide too as I feel no one has ownership of those things.

We have so many animals to choose from though so there is no excuse. Even the Docker name sucks when they could have used something from the marine world.

 

[Dazzler9]

Yeah England can't really use stoats and weasels as it would look a bit pathetic.

I'll also let the mythical stuff slide too as I feel no one has ownership of those things.

We have so many animals to choose from though so there is no excuse. Even the Docker name sucks when they could have used something from the marine world.

Who was it said the other day that the Bull Sharks would've been perfect for Freo. Hard to disagree with that.

 

[RookiePick]

England's choices of aggressive animals were Wind in the Willows characters so they had to steal someone else's cool animals (like they do everything else for their museums).

Listened to a cool podcast about the Rosetta Stone yesterday. I knew the name but not really what it was.

Currently residing in the British Museum of course!

 

[THE A5]

Like a melanoma, maybe.

Nah like a strong boner

 

[ArdentEagle]

I've been playing with AI and this is the best I can come up with...Really hooping someone called Oates would pop up in the draft so we could get the pairing but Oats is the closest tie I can find. I love and miss the stupid wordplay of Dennis, even Bruce.



"BREAKING: West Coast recruit Deven Robertson

2

Deven Robertson

Age

24

Ht

185cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

7.0

2star

K

3.0

1star

HB

4.0

3star

M

0.0

1star

T

3.0

5star

CL

0.0

1star

D

7.0

1star

K

3.0

1star

HB

4.0

3star

M

0.0

1star

T

3.0

4star

CL

0.0

1star

D

7.0

2star

K

3.0

1star

HB

4.0

3star

M

0.0

1star

T

3.0

5star

CL

0.0

1star

confirmed to be actual oats."


You heard it here first, folks. The rumours were swirling for months — and now we finally have the grainy evidence. Deven Robertson

2

Deven Robertson

Age

24

Ht

185cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

7.0

2star

K

3.0

1star

HB

4.0

3star

M

0.0

1star

T

3.0

5star

CL

0.0

1star

D

7.0

1star

K

3.0

1star

HB

4.0

3star

M

0.0

1star

T

3.0

4star

CL

0.0

1star

D

7.0

2star

K

3.0

1star

HB

4.0

3star

M

0.0

1star

T

3.0

5star

CL

0.0

1star

, WA product, Lions bruiser, so to be West Coast’s toughest inside mid… is actually 78% rolled oats in human form.


Let’s break it down:

• Grew up in Northam, aka the oat capital of the Wheatbelt. Coincidence? I think not.
• Famously durable. You can soak him in ice baths, pour milk over him, or microwave him in a bowl — and he still plays four quarters.
• Insane endurance. That’s beta-glucan for you — the slow-releasing energy found in… oats.
• And that hair? That’s not just a mop. That’s unprocessed grain gently puffed by the WA sun.
• Even his tackling technique: low, strong, and smothering — like a bowl of porridge locking down your arteries.

So when West Coast drafted Clay Hall, the next question was obvious:

“Where’s Oates?”

Turns out, he was hiding in plain sight — in a Lions guernsey, quietly fibering up for this very moment.


Together they are:
Clay Hall & Deven "Oats" Robertson — the soft rock midfield duo no tagger can split.


Album dropping soon:
“Breakfast Club: Live at Optus Stadium”


Track list includes:

• She’s Gone (to the bench after a head clash)
• Maneater (Tagger Edition)
• Rich Girl (feat. Harley Reid)

 

[Bender_]

Stop using AI.

 

[ArdentEagle]

Stop using AI.

I'll go blind??

 

[ArdentEagle]

Stop using AI.

I just asked it for an honest psychoanalysis based on our interactions...And, maybe I should

 

[Bender_]

Listened to a cool podcast about the Rosetta Stone yesterday. I knew the name but not really what it was.

Currently residing in the British Museum of course!

From a quick glance it was stolen by the French first. But wow what an amazing piece.

 

[Godfather32]

England uses the lion as their national animal. I've always found that weird.

But then again the Welsh use a dragon and the Scots use a unicorn.

We use roadkill.

But England used to have lions....probably not as majestic as the ones depicted on all their shit and obviously not recently but they definitely used to have lions

 

[Mr Eagle]

Stop using AI.

Yeah, that haircut on the right is clearly a ridiculous AI delusion.

 

[THE A5]

Stop using AI.

I only use it to put your face on Sydney Sweeney’s body

 

[FKASC]

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Use the sub, Mini

- WCBF

 

[Keys]

Literally gave myself an uppercut in my sleep last night and bit my tongue

Hell of a way to be woken up

 

[Shupe]

Literally gave myself an uppercut in my sleep last night and bit my tongue

Hell of a way to be woken up

She's gaslighting you.

 

[Keys]

She's gaslighting you.

Fair effort to uppercut me from 1500km away - I was in bed alone so can’t blame anyone else