Banter RDT CXCI - Time for a new RDT thread

[THE A5]

How keys thinks he is as the moderator

 

[TY24]

What’s a fax machine

 

[Bender_]

Welfare check on Vish, hasn't mentioned the temperature yet.

 

[TY24]

Welfare check on Vish, hasn't mentioned the temperature yet.

Cold enough that my nipples are arriving home before my stomach

 

[WCErevival]

What’s a fax machine

Its like a toaster but the bread pops out in someone else's house.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Its like a toaster but the bread pops out in someone else's house.

It's like an ironing board but the clothes talk to you.

 

[HoneyBadger35]

10 years to the day of his racist rant midway through a sex tape he made with a colleague’s wife, the Hulkster’s heart finally exploded.

He may be one of the biggest scumbags alive, but at least we’ll always have this tweet.

Oh, and the time Ochre tricked Hogan into following him on Twitter.



Goodnight Hulkamaniac.

 

[Goroyals22]

Rip Hulkster, the man was responsible for the boom in wrestling, the greatest heel turn in wrestling and still had the best theme sone of anyone in any sport..

 

[THE A5]

She is in fact cold this morning

 

[Boohemian]

Old mate really shat all over his legacy in recent years with all of the MAGA shit. Unless it was all part of an “evil Hulk” story arc that was never resolved.

 

[Dazzler9]

She is in fact cold this morning

Holy cow, 0.7*. Frigid!!

 

[Boohemian]

It’s colder than the wife, huh fellas?

 

[KERRPOW]

Officially nuts frozen to the dunny seat levels of cold.

 

[Dazzler9]

Officially nuts frozen to the dunny seat levels of cold.

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I think you might be using the toilet wrong.

 

[Godfather32]

She is in fact cold this morning

Yep

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Old mate really shat all over his legacy in recent years with all of the MAGA shit. Unless it was all part of an “evil Hulk” story arc that was never resolved.

He did a tremendous job of shitting on his legacy long before he went near politics.

Personal favourite of mine is when he loaned his 17 year old son his sports car which the son immediately drunk drove and wrapped around a tree in a drag race. It rendered his best friend in the passenger seat in a vegetative state and needing 24 hour care for life, still does to this day.

The Hulkster was caught on tape arguing that his son’s friend must have done something bad to warrant that happening to him, and said his biggest fear wasn’t that his son would go to jail but that he and his son would be reincarnated as black people for punishment.

But hey, he had a hell of a leg drop. It’s hot where he’s going, brother brother.

 

[Dazzler9]

My windscreen was literally frosted over just now. I had to boil the kettle just so I could do the school drop off. I've never experienced that in this country.

 

[jdisc]

its a dry cold

 

[squashface]

My windscreen was literally frosted over just now. I had to boil the kettle just so I could do the school drop off. I've never experienced that in this country.

Good way to crack your windscreen. Room temp water is better for this.

Source: I lived through Canberra winters

 

[Ochre]

RIP Hulk, you may have been an awful person but at least we'll always have the time a 16yo in the US tried to buy my twitter account off me because of your accidental follow.

 

[Dazzler9]

Good way to crack your windscreen. Room temp water is better for this.

Source: I lived through Canberra winters

Thanks for the tip. It might come in useful once or twice for the remainder of my life.

 

[THE A5]

Yep

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Went to the servo to get ice this morning and the the locks and all the exposed metal parts were frozen over. Had fk pry open the door

 

[Godfather32]

Went to the servo to get ice this morning and the the locks and all the exposed metal parts were frozen over. Had fk pry open the door

Yeah, took me about 10 minutes to de-ice my car, worst I can remember it being.
Temp was showing minus 2.3 when I left for work

 

[Goroyals22]

He did a tremendous job of shitting on his legacy long before he went near politics.

Personal favourite of mine is when he loaned his 17 year old son his sports car which the son immediately drunk drove and wrapped around a tree in a drag race. It rendered his best friend in the passenger seat in a vegetative state and needing 24 hour care for life, still does to this day.

The Hulkster was caught on tape arguing that his son’s friend must have done something bad to warrant that happening to him, and said his biggest fear wasn’t that his son would go to jail but that he and his son would be reincarnated as black people for punishment.

But hey, he had a hell of a leg drop. It’s hot where he’s going, brother brother.

The tolerant left on display again.

Make sure to kick a dead bloke so he is really dead.

He did a millions times more good for people than bad so just string him up for the bad…

Campaigners

 

[HoneyBadger35]

The tolerant left on display again.

Make sure to kick a dead bloke so he is really dead.

He did a millions times more good for people than bad so just string him up for the bad…

Campaigners

The tolerant left hahahaha ****ing hell mate.

Hulk Hogan is an icon who drove pro wrestling forward in a way few, if anybody, has. Had an impossibly large impact on pop culture.

Also unintentionally one of the funniest guys ever who claimed to have once wrestled 400 days in a year because time zones between USA and Japan made it possible, and claims Metallica personally asked him to be their bassist but he knocked them back.

That’s Hulk Hogan.

Terry Bolea is a piece of shit. His heart exploding doesn’t absolve him of that.