Banter RDT CXCI - Time for a new RDT thread

[WCErevival]

Did time move slower around McGovern?

 

[Forward Press]

I heard you were a white dwarf.

That will cost you four weeks from the AFL tribunal.

 

[Forward Press]

Did time move slower around McGovern?

He was so effective at intercept marking because his extra gravitational pull drew the ball towards the him.

 

[Bender_]

Bondi beach was promised to them 5000 years ago

1.6M views · 11K reactions | The protest and counter-protests have been separated by a heavy police contingent at the iconic beach: https://shorturl.at/pvuwd | The Sydney Morning Herald

The protest and counter-protests have been separated by a heavy police contingent at the iconic beach: https://shorturl.at/pvuwd

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There's nothing worse on this planet than other humans. I detest them.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

There's nothing worse on this planet than other humans. I detest them.

 

[kane249]

Tom Phillips, fugitive father on run with children for nearly four years, shot dead by NZ police in exchange of fire

Phillips, who has been on the run with his children for four years, was shot by police after officers came under fire while investigating burglary in Piopio, authorities said

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Finally found the guy after nearly 4 years, wonder if the guy in Victoria will last as long.

 

[THE A5]

Seems like this winter period a lot have copped at least a handful of illnesses. In my my family there’s some thats have been sick 4-5 times. I had it the least with a flu and then a cold. Took me more than a month to get back to my best after the flu. In fact my first night on the piss after the flu I stupidly called an ambo on my self cause after 8 drinks i went from tipsy to absolutely blind (thought I was spiked) in space of no time.

Spoke bloody soon hahah. I now copped it a third time. Actually very pissed off now.

Also on my favourite topic, these 5-6 degree mornings can **** right off. Most winters those nornings only last for a month and then it climbs back up.

 

[TY24]

Genuinely have no idea how people can prefer the heat to the cold.

You can always rug up but cooling down in a Perth summer is nigh on ****ing impossible.

 

[Bender_]

Genuinely have no idea how people can prefer the heat to the cold.

You can always rug up but cooling down in a Perth summer is nigh on ****ing impossible.

You could go to the library or movies.

 

[TY24]

You could go to the library

Sounds like something a virgin poindexter would do

 

[Bender_]

Sounds like something a virgin poindexter would do

Exactly, so you'll probably see some of your mates there too.

 

[TY24]

Exactly, so you'll probably see some of your mates there.

Bold of you to assume I have any

 

[WCErevival]

Genuinely have no idea how people can prefer the heat to the cold.

You can always rug up but cooling down in a Perth summer is nigh on ****ing impossible.

Unless its 40+ degrees its bearable. Everywhere has air con. Working out can be a bit tough but you get used to it.

 

[TY24]

Unless its 40+ degrees its bearable. Everywhere has air con. Working out can be a bit tough but you get used to it.

Glad I'm an office jockey these days, do not miss working in the pit in long/longs over summer one bit.

 

[Barrybran]

Glad I'm an office jockey these days, do not miss working in the pit in long/longs over summer one bit.

You don't like your clothes sticking to you?

 

[Dazzler9]

Summer is just a heap more relaxed. Singlets, thongs, beers, beach, barbies, etc. Plus I get to strut around home in almost nothing if I feel like it.

 

[RookiePick]

Summer is just a heap more relaxed. Singlets, thongs, beers, beach, barbies, etc. Plus I get to strut around home in almost nothing if I feel like it.

It's also cricket season!

 

[TY24]

You don't like your clothes sticking to you?

I don’t mind personally but I’m sure it’s not pleasant for other people seeing clothes cling to my melted candle of a rig

 

[Barrybran]

I don’t mind personally but I’m sure it’s not pleasant for other people seeing clothes cling to my melted candle of a rig

I've worked in the Pilbara. It's pretty much all melted candles. Hairy, melted candles.

 

[TY24]

I've worked in the Pilbara. It's pretty much all melted candles. Hairy, melted candles.

Haha yeah I lived there for 15 odd years and then did FIFO for another 2 before being promoted to office jockey.

I was one of the hairy melted candles.

 

[THE A5]

Genuinely have no idea how people can prefer the heat to the cold.

You can always rug up but cooling down in a Perth summer is nigh on ****ing impossible.

a red head not liking summer

Whats next, the sky is blue?

 

[kane249]

Summer is just a heap more relaxed. Singlets, thongs, beers, beach, barbies, etc. Plus I get to strut around home in almost nothing if I feel like it.

Heck of a way to promote your OnlyFans there Daz

 

[Dazzler9]

I've worked in the Pilbara. It's pretty much all melted candles. Hairy, melted candles.

 

[Barrybran]

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I wonder if, 5-6 decades ago when artificial intelligence was being floated as an idea, the scientists and programmers thought that one of the primary uses for this incredible technology would be shitposting.

Quality work!

 

[Dazzler9]

I wonder if, 5-6 decades ago when artificial intelligence was being floated as an idea, the scientists and programmers thought that one of the primary uses for this incredible technology would be shitposting.

Quality work!

The history of predicting the future is littered with laughable forecasts.