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From 'Rapture' by Blondie ... their wonderful attempt to jump on the rap bandwagon.

..
And you get in your car and you drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night, eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercuries and Subarus
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
Then, when there's no more cars
You go out at night and eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Dance toe to toe
Don't move too slow, 'cause the man from Mars
Is through with cars, he's eatin' bars
Yeah, wall to wall, door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour, through the sewer
Don't strain your brain, paint a train
You'll be singin' in the rain
I said don't stop, do punk rock
..
 
As far as I am concerned, every Nickelback song I have ever heard has had appualing lyrics. Surely they are the winner.
 
Britney Spears - If you seek Amy.

Disgraceful...
 
Following his debut smash hit, Crank Dat, comes...

Just Got My Report Card

You Know When U Jus Get Your Report Card, And You Have All F's On It U Just Wana Take It Back To The Teacher And Say To Throw Some D's On That Bitch!

Ballin! Soulja Boy Up In Da Buildin (Throw Some D's On That Bitch) I Just Got My Report Card (Throw Some D's On That Bitch) I Just Got My Report Card (Throw Some D's On That Bitch)

[Chorus:]
Ayyyy Soulja Boy Chillin Dog I Just Got My Report Card Looked At It All F's Took It To Tha Teacher Desk (Throw Some D's On That Bitch) I Just Got My Report Card (Throw Some D's On That Bitch) Just Got My Report Card Ayy (Throw Some D's [x2] Throw Some Throw Some D's On That Bitch) Just Got My Report Card (Throw Some D's...) Took It To The Teacher Desk (Throw Some D's...)

Sittin Up In The Classroom She Gettin On My Nerves,The Teacher Hollin Out Soulja Boy Do Yo Work. She Talkin Bout Adjetives, Pronouns, And Verbs. Im Knocked Out I Aint Here Nuthin The Class Heard. Im Daydreamin Hard Bout That Stacks On Deck, I Dont Know How Im Gon Pass My Next Test. I Got My Report Card Im Like Wut The Hell Is Dis. I Took It Back To The Teacher Then I Told Her

[Chorus]

I Alwayz Be In School But I Be Walkin Halls. Alot Of Teachers Give Me Test But They Be Super Hard I Get Into Some Trouble Then My Mama Calls But Afta I Get Out The Office Ima Tell Em All Dat Ima Superstar And Thatz Best. Everytime U See Me Up In Class My Head On That Desk. And When U See Me On Dem Girls U Kno That Im Super Fresh. Yea Teacher, Students, Class, Stupid (Wait A Min. Mutha ****az)

[Chorus]

I Just Got My Report Card [x4]
Throw Some D's On That Bitch [x4]
I Got A 47 Up In Math, A 67 In English, A 14 In Science. Mane What The **** Is This Throw Some D's On That Bitch [X4]

[Chorus]

Ballin-
U Kno When You Just In School And You Like God Damn This Too Much Homework U Like What The **** Man I Cant Do All This Shit Anymore What, Whats The Problem So Much ****ing Homework

Throw Some D's [x2] Throw Some Throw Some D's On That Bitch
Ballin~

Aw Yeah Soulja Boii!
 

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Omar Jones said:
From 'Rapture' by Blondie ... their wonderful attempt to jump on the rap bandwagon.

..
And you get in your car and you drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night, eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercuries and Subarus
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
Then, when there's no more cars
You go out at night and eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Dance toe to toe
Don't move too slow, 'cause the man from Mars
Is through with cars, he's eatin' bars
Yeah, wall to wall, door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour, through the sewer
Don't strain your brain, paint a train
You'll be singin' in the rain
I said don't stop, do punk rock
..
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That was intentionally bad though...
 
Pumbi said:
Following his debut smash hit, Crank Dat, comes...

Just Got My Report Card

You Know When U Jus Get Your Report Card, And You Have All F's On It U Just Wana Take It Back To The Teacher And Say To Throw Some D's On That Bitch!

Ballin! Soulja Boy Up In Da Buildin (Throw Some D's On That Bitch) I Just Got My Report Card (Throw Some D's On That Bitch) I Just Got My Report Card (Throw Some D's On That Bitch)

[Chorus:]
Ayyyy Soulja Boy Chillin Dog I Just Got My Report Card Looked At It All F's Took It To Tha Teacher Desk (Throw Some D's On That Bitch) I Just Got My Report Card (Throw Some D's On That Bitch) Just Got My Report Card Ayy (Throw Some D's [x2] Throw Some Throw Some D's On That Bitch) Just Got My Report Card (Throw Some D's...) Took It To The Teacher Desk (Throw Some D's...)

Sittin Up In The Classroom She Gettin On My Nerves,The Teacher Hollin Out Soulja Boy Do Yo Work. She Talkin Bout Adjetives, Pronouns, And Verbs. Im Knocked Out I Aint Here Nuthin The Class Heard. Im Daydreamin Hard Bout That Stacks On Deck, I Dont Know How Im Gon Pass My Next Test. I Got My Report Card Im Like Wut The Hell Is Dis. I Took It Back To The Teacher Then I Told Her

[Chorus]

I Alwayz Be In School But I Be Walkin Halls. Alot Of Teachers Give Me Test But They Be Super Hard I Get Into Some Trouble Then My Mama Calls But Afta I Get Out The Office Ima Tell Em All Dat Ima Superstar And Thatz Best. Everytime U See Me Up In Class My Head On That Desk. And When U See Me On Dem Girls U Kno That Im Super Fresh. Yea Teacher, Students, Class, Stupid (Wait A Min. Mutha ****az)

[Chorus]

I Just Got My Report Card [x4]
Throw Some D's On That Bitch [x4]
I Got A 47 Up In Math, A 67 In English, A 14 In Science. Mane What The **** Is This Throw Some D's On That Bitch [X4]

[Chorus]

Ballin-
U Kno When You Just In School And You Like God Damn This Too Much Homework U Like What The **** Man I Cant Do All This Shit Anymore What, Whats The Problem So Much ****ing Homework

Throw Some D's [x2] Throw Some Throw Some D's On That Bitch
Ballin~

Aw Yeah Soulja Boii!
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Brilliant. :D
 
This is probably Soulja Boys worst, which is quite the achievement
Hey, Dem 30/30 Boyz, Soulja Boy and Arab
We got somthin new for y'all
When a mother****a be in your face
Just on your nerves, talkin shit
And you just don't wanna hear it
Just be like "yahhh, bitch, yahhh!"

[chorus]

(Hey, SoulJa Boy, can I get your autograph?) Yahhh, bitch, Yahhh!

(Yo, Arab, I really like you, man) Yahhh, Bitch, Yahhh!

(Are there any 30 boyz that...) Yah, Yah, Bitch, yah yahhh!

(Yeah, I was wonderin, can I be on your next...) yahhh, yahhh, Bitch!

Get out my face, ho
Get out my face, ho
Get out my face, ho
Get out my face, ho
Get out my face, ho
Get out my face, ho
Get out my face, ho
Get out my face (Yahhh!)

[Verse 1:]
Let me tell you about the life
And how you live when you is a star
Every single place you go
The people run up to your car
Everybody wants to talk, and everybody wants to jive
Everybody wants a handshake, or want a high five
And these ugly girls always got a friend
That wants to talk to you
(Bitch, Yahhh, Yahhh, Trick And your friend, Yahhh, Yahhh Too!)
Ain't got time for chitchat
I'm tryin to get this money
So get up out my face
You shit-breath dummy

[chorus]

(Hey, SoulJa Boy, can I get your autograph?) Yahhh, bitch, Yahhh!

(Yo, Arab, I really like you, man) Yahhh, Bitch, Yahhh!

(Are there any 30 boyz that...) Yah, Yah, Bitch, yah yahhh!

(Yeah, I was wonderin, can I be on your next...) yahhh, yahhh, Bitch!

Get out my face, ho
Get out my face, ho
Get out my face, ho
Get out my face, ho
Get out my face, ho
Get out my face, ho
Get out my face, ho
Get out my face (Yahhh!)

Dawg, get out my face, Im startin to get mad
Walkin up
(Soulja Boy, Can I have your autograph?) Bitch, Yahhh, Bitch!
Leave me alone, let me get some peace
I'm sittin at the house and a fellow can't sleep
Leave me alone ho, before I have to knock your ass out
(Hey Soulja Boy, when that new 30/30 boyz cd coming out?)
Bitch, Yahhh, Bitch!
Bitch, Yahhh, Bitch!
Bitch, Yahhh, Ya, Yah, Ya, Yahh, Ya, Bitch

[chorus]

(Hey, SoulJa Boy, can I get your autograph?) Yahhh, bitch, Yahhh!

(Yo, Arab, I really like you, man) Yahhh, Bitch, Yahhh!

(Are there any 30 boyz that...) Yah, Yah, Bitch, yah yahhh!

(Yeah, I was wonderin, can I be on your next...) yahhh, yahhh, Bitch!

Get out my face, ho
Get out my face, ho
Get out my face, ho
Get out my face, ho
Get out my face, ho
Get out my face, ho
Get out my face, ho
Get out my face (Yahhh!)

Hey Soulja Boy, Wassup Man? Soulja Boyyy! Yeah, you like that?
We keep it crunk like that! Hey, man, you gonna let me get on this cd?
Man, come on, man, I got some bumpin stuff back at the-
Hey, Hey, Hey Araaab! Yeah You know I know that stuff "Watch My, Put It in da Chain"
Hey Soulja Boy, man, both of yall just listen, man, hey, man don't turn around
Hey, man, listen! Hey, look, I just got to tell you somethin
'Cause look, man, I know a fellow in Chica-
(Yahhh Bitch, Ya Yahh, Ya Yah Yah, Ya Yah)
Laughing
Yah Yahhhh, Bitch
Shut the **** up, Bitch!
Yahhhh, goddamn, don't you get it?
Yah,Ah,
Ah Yahhh
Bitch, Ya Yahhh Bitch!
 
getthefooty said:
@Rosstickle

I quite liked those lyrics from Hot Dog. In fact some of the lyrics you bolded were the bits I liked the most, namely

"Ain't it a shame that you can't say "****"
****'s just a word
And it's all ****ed up"

and

"If I say "****", two more times
That's forty six "****s" in this ****ed up rhyme"

Although I didn't really understand what the chocolate starfish punk bits were about.
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hehe i always used to laugh at Limp Bizkit lyrics. Still love hearing their songs every now and then.

I think Fred Durst knew that in the world of music ... shit sells!
 
Surely Soulja Boy is taking the piss? If he isn't he's a w***er. He can't possibly think that its actually deccent.

I made a thread a while ago about this Ice T v Soulja Boy thing where Ice T had a go at Soulja Boy for his shit music because its ruining hip hop.
 
emuboy said:
One obscure one I could think of was the song "Moonlight Shadow" by Mike Oldfied & Maggie Riley, which has the lyric "Four AM in the Morning" as part of it. If it is four am, it has to be the morning! You don't have four am in the mid afternoon, do you?
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That line is bad but I reckon the rest of the song is class. I love the line, "All she saw was the silhouette of a gun". I actually use silhouette of a gun as my username on another website.
 

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I always cringe at this line when I hear it (The Doors - Hello, I Love You) -

Sidewalk crouches at her feet
Like a dog that begs for something sweet

It's not that bad, but I expect better, Jim.
 
Omar Jones said:
From 'Rapture' by Blondie ... their wonderful attempt to jump on the rap bandwagon.
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You do realise that Rapture came out long before rap was even thought of?
 
"Pressure" by Billy Joel is a good song but has some wtf lyrics.

Egs

All your life is Time Magazine
I read it too
What does it mean?

All your life is Channel 13
Sesame Street
What does it mean?
 
For some reason I've always found Springsteen's "Barefoot girl sitting on the hood of a dodge, drinking warm beer in the soft summer rain" from 'Jungleland' really cringeworthy, even though I usually love The Boss.
 
Eskimo Joe

"Sarah, wont you tell me your name"

Why ask a question you already know the answer to you stupid ****ing dumbshit.
 

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Vinnie Vegas said:
That's because the lyrics in their early songs were basically inconsequential. Many of the rock songs in the early days of rock n roll music had similarly simplistic lyrics, because they were written for people to dance to, not dissect as poetry.
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Then why are songs like I Gotta Feeling and Crank That (Soulja Boy) being included in this thread?

Crank That is a song designed with its own dance moves. It's purpose is to get people to dance along with it. As you put it, I doubt it was ever written to be dissected as poetry.

Likewise, I Gotta Feeling was written to pump teenagers up before they go out, which I'm sure it does, given its popularity.

Songs like these are not meant to have meaningful lyrics, so who really cares if they're lyrics mean nothing. It should be the artists who write music with the purpose of touching their audience with meaningful lyrics who should be criticised (eg. some of Pink's latest songs).
 
matty p said:
Then why are songs like I Gotta Feeling and Crank That (Soulja Boy) being included in this thread?

Crank That is a song designed with its own dance moves. It's purpose is to get people to dance along with it. As you put it, I doubt it was ever written to be dissected as poetry.

Likewise, I Gotta Feeling was written to pump teenagers up before they go out, which I'm sure it does, given its popularity.

Songs like these are not meant to have meaningful lyrics, so who really cares if they're lyrics mean nothing. It should be the artists who write music with the purpose of touching their audience with meaningful lyrics who should be criticised (eg. some of Pink's latest songs).
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I'm not sure I disagree entirely with the jist of what you're saying here, but Crank Dat still fits into the hall of shame because he's making up words and abusing the English language... The lyrics aren't just somewhat simplistic, they're utter nonsense.

I think The Who lyrics are ultimately a matter of taste, whereas it's not as though there's anyone out there could dissect the lyrics of Soulja Boy, because nobody would have any idea what he's on about.
 
Vinnie Vegas said:
I'm not sure I disagree entirely with the jist of what you're saying here, but Crank Dat still fits into the hall of shame because he's making up words and abusing the English language... The lyrics aren't just somewhat simplistic, they're utter nonsense.

I think The Who lyrics are ultimately a matter of taste, whereas it's not as though there's anyone out there could dissect the lyrics of Soulja Boy, because nobody would have any idea what he's on about.
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Yeah, good point. I guess songs like Crank That which completely disregard the English language deserve to be included in this conversation.
 

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