Really Really Bad Lyrics

[Darcy S]

One that is truly bad but I still love is from Wherever Whenever by Shakira. "lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains"

Gold

 

[AGC]

Wo oh oh oh oh woah
Wo oh oh oh oh woah
Stand up, hold on, let go, shout out,
Don’t barf, free fall, begin right now,
Get lost, get loud, wake up, break out,
Don’t stop ’till it feels like
Wo oh oh oh oh woah
Yeaaah
Wo oh oh oh oh woah
Don’t stop ’till it feels like
Wo oh oh oh oh woah
Wo oh oh oh oh woah

 

[scooterb]

More Wes Carr -

"There must be something in the free champaaaaaaaaaaaagne"

 

[getthefooty]

@Rosstickle

I quite liked those lyrics from Hot Dog. In fact some of the lyrics you bolded were the bits I liked the most, namely

"Ain't it a shame that you can't say "****"
****'s just a word
And it's all ****ed up"

and

"If I say "****", two more times
That's forty six "****s" in this ****ed up rhyme"

Although I didn't really understand what the chocolate starfish punk bits were about.

 

[Rosstickle]

@Rosstickle

I quite liked those lyrics from Hot Dog. In fact some of the lyrics you bolded were the bits I liked the most, namely

"Ain't it a shame that you can't say "****"
****'s just a word
And it's all ****ed up"

and

"If I say "****", two more times
That's forty six "****s" in this ****ed up rhyme"

Although I didn't really understand what the chocolate starfish punk bits were about.

Search Chocolate starfish and hotdog flavoured water on an urban dictionary or something.

 

[getthefooty]

Hmm. Probably should've pieced 1 and 1 together there.

 

[Bomber Bears]

Your Butt Is Mine
Gonna Take You Right
Just Show Your Face
In Broad Daylight
I'm Telling You
On How I Feel
Gonna Hurt Your Mind
Don't Shoot To Kill
Come On, Come On,
Lay It On Me All Right...

I'm Giving You
On Count Of Three
To Show Your Stuff
Or Let It Be . . .
I'm Telling You
Just Watch Your Mouth
I Know Your Game
What You're About

Well They Say The Sky's
The Limit
And To Me That's Really True
But My Friend You Have
Seen Nothing
Just Wait 'Til I Get Through . . .

Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On, You Know
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
Just To Tell You Once Again,
Who's Bad . . .

The Word Is Out
You're Doin' Wrong
Gonna Lock You Up
Before Too Long,
Your Lyin' Eyes
Gonna Take You Right
So Listen Up
Don't Make A Fight,
Your Talk Is Cheap
You're Not A Man
You're Throwin' Stones
To Hide Your Hands

But They Say The Sky's
The Limit
And To Me That's Really True
And My Friends You Have
Seen Nothin'
Just Wait 'Til I Get Through . . .

Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It, You Know
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
(And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now)
Just To Tell You Once Again,
(Just To Tell You Once Again)
Who's Bad . . .

We Can Change The World
Tomorrow
This Could Be A Better Place
If You Don't Like What I'm
Sayin'
Then Won't You Slap My
Face . . .

Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It, You Know
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)

Woo! Woo! Woo!
(And The Whole World Has
To Answer Right Now
Just To Tell You Once
Again . . .)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It-You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know, You Know, You
Know, Come On
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
(And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now)
Just To Tell You
(Just To Tell You Once Again)

You Know I'm Smooth, I'm
Bad, You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm
Bad Baby
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know, You Know, You
Know It, Come On
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
(And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now)
Woo!
(Just To Tell You Once Again)

You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad-You
Know-Hoo!
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad-I'm Bad-
You Know It, You Know
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
(And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now)
Just To Tell You Once Again . . .
(Just To Tell You Once
Again . . .)
Who's Bad?

 

[Inferno]

Lets go hang out in a mall, or a morgue,
A smorgasbord
Lets go hang out in a church
We'll go find lurch
Then we'll haul ass down through the abbey
Is it money, is it fame what's in a name, shame?
Is it money, is it fame or were they always this lame?

Its a crazy, crazy mixed up town
But its the rattlesnake I fear
In another place, in another time
I'd be drivin trucks my dear
I'd be skinnin hunted deer
Deer

Lets go hang out in a bar
Its not too far
We'll take my car
We'll lay flowers at the grave of jesco white
The sinners saint
The rack is full and so are we
Of laughing gas and ennui

It's a crazy, crazy mixed up town
But it's the rattlesnake i fear
In another place, in another time
I'd be drivin' trucks my dear
I'd be skinnin' hunted deer
Deer deer

It's a crazy, crazy mixed up town
But it's the rattlesnake i fear
In another place, in another time
I'd be drivin' trucks my dear
I'd be skinnin' hunted deer
Deer deer deer


Only outdone by the greatest song ever (and the only thing worse than this is the music video for it):


I walk into the club looking kind of sexy now.
I see these shorties in the corner, they started making out.
They pull their panties down, They take their pants off.
Then they started getting freaky on the dance floor.
Shake it mommy give it to me like you need some love.
I got some bottles in the caddy that we can open up.
Lets get drunk tonight, baby we don't have to ****.
And bring your friend along, maybe we can have some fun.

Lets get freaky now, lets get ****ing freaky now. (x4)

I got these bitches all tipsy trying to sex me.
I know they want it, alcoholics are some sex freaks.
This ex and chronic gots me wanting to get messy.
So lets get messy girls, Come on lets go get messy girls.

Come on bitch, you know you want this.
That hardcore shit will make you feel the toxic.
Versace, Rolex watches.
Bently coups with the 20's droppin.
Convertible top, and the wheels spin.
I can taste that ice when my grill is in.
If you want me baby feel me in.
Cause I don't waste my time with lesbians.

Lets get freaky now, lets get ****ing freaky now. (x4)

LIAR! (x8)

Oh baby why did you have to lie to me.
I can't play no more games.
These thoughts are slowly controlling me.
You're turning off the flame.
So GO baby GO baby.
You don't want me.
So GO baby Go baby.
Come and get me.
So GO baby GO baby.
You don't want me.
So GO baby Go!
Come and get me.

You don't want me
Come and get me
You don't want me
Come and get me

NO!!!!!

Lets get freaky now, lets get ****ing freaky now. (x4)

 

[Vinnie Vegas]

I've posted this before in video form, but I simply must bring this to this thread:

Riskay - Smell Yo Dick

(Opening)
fellow this the fifth teeth muthaf**kin time that I called and left yo ass messages
I dun text yo bitch ass and you aint responded to nothing
What the f**k is you doin who tha f**k you out there with you think I'm stupid my girls dun already put me up on yo ass tonight night ni**a when you get home I got som news foe yo bitch ass

(Chorus 2times)
Why you coming home five in the mone
Somethings going on can I smell yo dick?
Don't play me like a fool cause dat ain't cool
So what you need to do is let me smell yo dick

(Hook 1)
It's four o'clock and I'm sleepin' and it's late night and you creeping you could've told me I'm leavin' now I know you out there cheatin' why you got to do me like dat when I call you don't call me back I'm texting you now ni**a where you at that's fu**ed up why you do me like dat

(Verse 1)
I'm dead sleep and you trickin'
In the club wit dirty foot bitches
My gurl was there she witness
She had a camera phone she took pictures
You was on the dance flo grindin'
With a stripper hoe named Diamond
You was flossin' hard you was shining
Everything she drink you buyin' it
F**k ni**a you need to stop lien' foe I get mad and pull out my nine
You want a new bitch to f**k that's fine but don't f**k hers and try to f**k mine
You keep tellin me you ain't touch her but some keep tellin me you dun f**ked her and I ain't that bitch you want to play wit ni**a drop them boxers let me smell yo dick

(Chours 2tyms)
Why you coming home five in the mone
Somethings going on can I smell yo dick?
Don't play me like a fool cause dat ain't cool
So what you need to do is let me smell yo dick

(Unknown)
Smell my dick wait a minute hold up see that's how a bitch get her eyes swoll up and I don't give a damn what yo homegurls seen when I was in the club what the **** you mean they ain't got no business eyein' me like dat
You ain't got no business tryin' me like dat
I wun even feelin' Diamond like dat I was wildin' but I wasn't clowin' like dat
Dat's alright dat's okay gon head believe what yo homegurl say a ni**a like me drink a lot of liquor meet a lot of bitchs take a lot of pictures
I might break bread wit one or two strippers but that don't mean you got to pull my zipper
Thinking I dick down the whole town even though I got dick to go around

(Chorus 2times)
Why you coming home five in the mone
Somethings going on can I smell yo dick?
Don't play me like a fool cause dat ain't cool
So what you need to do is let me smell yo dick.



Classical songwriting, in the vein of Lennon/McCartney.

 

[bradrowe#32]

Take your pick

http://www.elyrics.net/song/b/bon-jovi-lyrics.html

Especially this piece of shit;

Have a nice day

Why, you wanna tell me how to live my life?
Who, are you to tell me if it's black or white?
Mama, can you help me try to understand,
Is innocence the difference between a boy and a man.
My daddy lived the lie, it's just the price that he paid.
Sacrificed his life, just slavin' away.

Ohhh, if there's one thing I hang onto,
That gets me through the night.
I ain't gonna do what I don't want to,
I'm gonna live my life.
Shining like a diamond, rolling with the dice,
Standing on the ledge, I show the wind how to fly.
When the world gets in my face,
I say, Have A Nice Day.
Have A Nice Day

Take a look around you; nothing's what it seems
We're living in the broken home of hopes and dreams,
Let me be the first to shake a helping hand.
Anybody brave enough to take a stand,
I've knocked on every door, on every dead end street,
Looking for forgiveness,
what's left to believe?

Ohhh, if there's one thing I hang onto,
That gets me through the night.
I ain't gonna do what I don't want to,
I'm gonna live my life.
Shining like a diamond, rolling with the dice,
Standing on the ledge, I show the wind how to fly.
When the world gets in my face,
I say, Have A Nice Day.
Have A Nice Day.

Ohhh, if there's one thing I hang onto,
That gets me through the night.
I ain't gonna do what I don't want to,
I'm gonna live my life.
Shining like a diamond, rolling with the dice,
Standing on the ledge, I show the wind how to fly.
When the world gets in my face,
I say, Have A Nice Day.
Have A Nice Day.
Have A Nice Day.
Have A Nice Day.
Have A Nice Day.

When The world keeps trying, to drag me down,
I've gotta raise my hands, gonna stand my ground.
Well I say, Have A Nice Day.
Have A Nice Day
Have A Nice Day

 

[hirdy_is_champ]

Oh and I forgot:


"I ain't no holaback girl"



That shit is bananas

I'm a No Doubt fan, and I know Gwen wanted to make "dance" music, but I seriously don't know what she was thinking. Thank god their hiatus is over.

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

Anything by The Who.

 

[Embers]

And the winner is

Lady GaGa - Love game

Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Don't think too much, just bust that thick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

Let's play a love game, play a love game
Do you want love, or you want fame
are you in the game?
Through the love game
Let's play a love game, play a love game
Do you want love, or you want fame
Are you in the game?
through the love game

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

Anything by The Who.

Substitute

You think we look pretty good together
You think my shoes are made of leather

But I'm a substitute for another guy
I look pretty tall but my heels are high
The simple things you see are all complicated
I look pretty young, but I'm just back-dated, yeah

Substitute your lies for fact
I can see right through your plastic mac
I look all white, but my dad was black
My fine looking suit is really made out of sack

I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth
The north side of my town faced east, and the east was facing south
And now you dare to look me in the eye
Those crocodile tears are what you cry
It's a genuine problem, you won't try
To work it out at all you just pass it by, pass it by

Substitute me for him
Substitute my coke for gin
Substitute you for my mum
At least I'll get my washing done

 

[Power King]

Riskay - Smell Yo Dick

lol at this song title.......

 

[scooterb]

Anything by The Who.

Although I think The Who are overrated, they shouldn't be featured in this thread.

The lyrics to Pinball Wizard are legendary -

Ever since I was a young boy,
I've played the silver ball.
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all.
but I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall.
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball!

He stands like a statue,
Becomes part of the machine.
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean.
plays by intuition,
The digit counters fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball!

He's a pinball wizard
There has to be a twist.
A pin ball wizard,
S'got such a supple wrist.

How do you think he does it?
I don't know!
What makes him so good?

ain't got no distractions
Can't hear no buzz and bells,
Don't see no lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell.
Always gets the replay,
Never seen him fall,
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.

I thought I was
The Bally table king.
But I just handed
My pinball crown to him.

Even on my favorite table
He can beat my best.
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest.
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall.
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball!

 

[George Lopez]

anything by lil wayne

 

[dugrene]

REM
"Imitation Of Life"

You want the greatest thing

The greatest thing since bread came sliced.


Lame lame lyrics.

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

Although I think The Who are overrated, they shouldn't be featured in this thread.

The lyrics to Pinball Wizard are legendary -

I am not suggesting that they are a bad band, in fact they are very good, but some of the lyrics in their songs sound like they were written by a child.

 

[Vinnie Vegas]

I am not suggesting that they are a bad band, in fact they are very good, but some of the lyrics in their songs sound like they were written by a child.

That's because the lyrics in their early songs were basically inconsequential. Many of the rock songs in the early days of rock n roll music had similarly simplistic lyrics, because they were written for people to dance to, not dissect as poetry.

Early Beatles songs like Twist and Shout, Love Me Do and Please Please Me are hardly lyrical masterpieces either.

Considering The Who have written some truly great lyrical rock songs (Baba O'Reilly, My Generation, Pinball Wizard, Who Are You, Behind Blue Eyes, Won't Get Fooled Again, Love Reign O'er Me, You Better You Bet) suggesting that "Anything by The Who" is an example of really, really bad lyrics is silly.

By 1967, the landscape had changed and they had moved on to bigger and better things anyway, and I'd defy you to suggest any of their songs written after then have truly awful lyrics.

 

[AGC]

Sade- Smooh Operator:

'Coast to coast, LA to Chicago"

 

[Jabso]

Point was proven.

However, why would they get t-pain to star in the song and video... seeing as he's responsible for a large section of the generic bullshit r&b of today...

The sad thing is, I don't think people actually realise the song was actually taking the piss, and so a shitload of ppl actually like the song, oblivious to the point being proven in that idiots will actually like this song that typifies the horrific production and lyricism of today...

I think the song was more about r&b video clip clichés where they just show off their affluence. Being on a boat is one of these clichés. Hence lines like "never thought I'd be on a boat" and "hey ma take at look at me now". Of course it does show how generic mainstream r+b is, there are many songs that are just about the guy's wealth, and then the next song will be about them on "the streets". As for the actual song, it's pretty funny, and I think it does a good job of parodying their targets.

Here are some (intentionally?) bad lyrics from NoFX. They are pretty guilty of this but don't really hide behind it.

Creeping out Sara

I was backstage at a festival in Germany
talking to a cute fair skinned brunette
I asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked our set
I noticed that her hair was longer in the back
I figure that’s cuz she’s Canadian
That’s why I was surprised when she told me she was fully lesbian

They have a song called "100 Times ****eder" (as in 100 times ****eder than you).

See her pee
She had lips like stereo,
With the bass and treble down.
She's got **** like microwaves
Burritos that explode.
What I wouldn't give to see her pee...
Between 2 parked cars,
On a well lit street,
5th and main. (that's the whole song)

 

[M29]

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
When there's no one else around
Oh I get the shivers
I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news

These lyrics by some girl called Des'Ree were voted the worst lyrics of all time in an English poll a couple of years back. It's not hard to see why

Thread over.

Rhiannas Umbrella song. Don't know or don't care for the majority of the songs lyrics but the simple fact she cannot pronounce a word like 'Umbrella' properly had me cheering for Chris Brown when he clocked her one.

 

[mansize rooster]

You're hooked on coke
and hoochie
I want my milk and cookies
You know you're wife looked pretty
I think you're wife looked pretty
I'll be shootin' for thrills when
I walk out that door
You say it's hard to care anymore

 

[emuboy]

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

Thanks for putting that song in my head!

One obscure one I could think of was the song "Moonlight Shadow" by Mike Oldfied & Maggie Riley, which has the lyric "Four AM in the Morning" as part of it. If it is four am, it has to be the morning! You don't have four am in the mid afternoon, do you?