Reasons why Norf should fold

[Hawka8]

Here are some reasons why these pathetic Muppet's should stop existing.

1. They have only won four premierships and any Victorian side who's premiership count isn't in the double digits should fold.
2. They have the worst fans in the competition when it comes to supporting their club. They get the smallest crowds and their membership numbers are only held up by inbred tassies.
3. They surrendered the biggest lead in afl history back in 2001. They were up by 69 points at one time but completely choked that lead. They ended up losing after leading by 11 goals lmaooooo.
4. They hold the record for the biggest defeat in finals history, they lost by 125 points in 2000 against Essendon during week 1 of the finals.
5. Oh but the beatings don't stop there. Norf have been belted in more finals than any other side. Some of these margins include 87 points (2005), 106 points (2007), 87 points again (2007), 96 points (2012), 71 points (2014) and 62 points (2016).
6. They won their first 9 games of the 2016 season only to completely s**t their pants and fall to eighth on the ladder.
7. They have a filthy culture of players who * their buddies wives, bash their misses and perform sexual acts on dead chickens.
8. They are a dirt poor club always on the brink. That's what happens when you only have 15 fans and they are all Neanderthals.

It's seriously time to get rid of this joke of a club, they have tainted the league's reputation for too long. Get rid of the Handbaggers and Bullflogs while you're at it thanks.

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

That first ever beer always goes straight to your head.

 

[brett15]

vale Hawka8

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

vale Hawka8

Alas, he was a very angry little chicken hawk.

 

[brett15]

Norf be like

 

[frggr]

Here are some reasons why these pathetic Muppet's should stop existing.

1. They have only won four premierships and any Victorian side who's premiership count isn't in the double digits should fold.
2. They have the worst fans in the competition when it comes to supporting their club. They get the smallest crowds and their membership numbers are only held up by inbred tassies.
3. They surrendered the biggest lead in afl history back in 2001. They were up by 69 points at one time but completely choked that lead. They ended up losing after leading by 11 goals lmaooooo.
4. They hold the record for the biggest defeat in finals history, they lost by 125 points in 2000 against Essendon during week 1 of the finals.
5. Oh but the beatings don't stop there. Norf have been belted in more finals than any other side. Some of these margins include 87 points (2005), 106 points (2007), 87 points again (2007), 96 points (2012), 71 points (2014) and 62 points (2016).
6. They won their first 9 games of the 2016 season only to completely s**t their pants and fall to eighth on the ladder.
7. They have a filthy culture of players who fu** their buddies wives, bash their misses and perform sexual acts on dead chickens.
8. They are a dirt poor club always on the brink. That's what happens when you only have 15 fans and they are all Neanderthals.

It's seriously time to get rid of this joke of a club, they have tainted the league's reputation for too long. Get rid of the Handbaggers and Bullflogs while you're at it thanks.

 

[Cedric bellman]

2 reasons the turd sandwiches should fold..

1.brown
&
2. gold

the end.

 

[Bigeasy]

Why do Hawfs supporters always start threads about getting rid of us? Are they threatened?

 

[barnrokn]

 

[A Cut Above]

Why do Hawfs supporters always start threads about getting rid of us? Are they threatened?

We're sick of subsidizing your existence

 

[beema limapep]

No use in willing it on. They will fold like a red hot mars bar irrespective.

Just sit back and enjoy the natural path of destiny.

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

No use in willing it on. They will fold like a red hot mars bar irrespective.

Just sit back and enjoy the natural path of destiny.

 

[beema limapep]

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and we survived. will you?

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

and we survived. will you?

Yes, for the last 150 years we have.

 

[Bigeasy]

We're sick of subsidizing your existence

Your club doesn't subsidize you flog, your club gets a distribution as well.

 

[barnrokn]

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Your club doesn't subsidize you flog, your club gets a distribution as well.

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

Why do Hawfs supporters always start threads about getting rid of us? Are they threatened?

By Norf???

 

[A Cut Above]

Your club doesn't subsidize you flog, your club gets a distribution as well.

Every club gets a distribution yes, difference is the benefit each club contributes to the league differs wildly - unless you're foolish enough to think Collingwood adds the same amount of value to the AFL as GC?

Norf adds little and takes more than most. The main benefit of keeping Norf alive is maintaining 18 teams for 9 games per round to keep Rupert happy. Thankfully Norf relocating souf won't change that.

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

Because they’re North.