Fixture Reminder, if your club is playing in 'Opening Round' aka 'Round Zero' aka 'Yet Another Shitty AFL Initiative Round', they are a certified minnow servi

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Q: is this Fred the biggest pre-season meltdown ever? #MOTY2024

 

[STPer18]

Check the ladder 12thlong D.H, we're 8th you simpleton meth head.

Lmao you cannot make this s**t up!

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[Saveloy Rockstar]

Wow. Someone failed maths

 

[Triggering Tiger]

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Yeah right 12thlong, now go check out the official AFL not your bullshit one!

 

[STPer18]

• Supports flOpening Round
• Next minute 17thwood and 18thmond
• "Uh well it doesn't actually count"

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

*Failed flag defence
*Finished 12th
*Hasn’t played a game yet
*Equal last on the ladder
*Melting hard
*Has extensive Tom Cruise pr0n collection

 

[Triggering Tiger]

• Supports flOpening Round
• Next minute 17thwood and 18thmond
• "Uh well it doesn't actually count"

 

[STPer18]

*Failed flag defence
*Finished 12th
*Hasn’t played a game yet
*Equal last on the ladder
*Melting hard
*Has extensive Tom Cruise pr0n collection

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[Triggering Tiger]

I'm a 12thlong fan from Corio...

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Someone call 000 I think 10flags just had an aneurysm

 

[AvantGardener]

Someone call 000 I think 10flags just had an aneurysm

000?
Is that a new band Pies, Demons and Richmond formed over the weekend?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

No it’s the number of GFs you’ve played in this century

 

[Triggering Tiger]

000?
Is that a new band Pies, Demons and Richmond formed over the weekend?

No, It's how many premierships carloltank have won in nearly 3 decades. Zero for each decade 000

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I just ****ing said that DH

 

[catscratchfever]

Lol 12thlong are triggered they weren't asked to play, they're so mad they can't show off their new sardine can stadium!!

How come we didn’t see you in the Tugger’s game day fred after the game finished.

Sooky la-la, weak as

 

[Triggering Tiger]

How come we didn’t see you in the Tugger’s game day fred after the game finished.

Sooky la-la, weak as

Move a long window licker and enjoy permanent spot.

 

[catscratchfever]

Move a long window licker and enjoy permanent spot.

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Weak as p*ss 18thmond mega-flog

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Weak as p*ss 18thmond mega-flog

 

[catscratchfever]

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[Feraligatr]

Yeah, round zero isn't even a real round anyway!

 

[AvantGardener]

I just ******* said that DH

See the level of intellect you share. Only at least TT explained why there was 3 0s so he did it better.

 

[STPer18]

Opening Round 2023: 392,248 spectators in the stands.

flOpening Round 2024: 116,700 spectators in the stands.

Bit of a flogstradamus if I do say so myself.

 

[Orange crush]

Opening Round 2023: 392,248 spectators in the stands.

flOpening Round 2024: 116,700 spectators in the stands.

Bit of a flogstradamus if I do say so myself.

Tell me you do meth without telling me

110,000 northerners are worth more than 4x that number of vics

 

[V23]

Yeah, round zero isn't even a real round anyway!

And Adem Yze isn't a real head coach

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

at least TT explained why there was 3 0s so he did it better

For numbnuts who need everything explained to them like you