thrillhouse
Team Captain
A family of feral Collingwood supporters decide to take a trip out to the AFL merchandise store. The son spots a Richmond jersey turns to his Uncle Bob and says "Uncle Bob, I've decided I'm a Tigers supporter I want this for Christmas". In shock Uncle Bob slaps him across the face pretty hard and says "No nephew of mine is gonna be caught wearing that! Let's go see your old man about this"
They go see his Dad and told him the news about the kid's new decision. The Dad says "No way my son is ever gonna be caught wearing that shit" So he belts him in the stomach and punches his son in the face. "Righto let's go talk to Mum about this" Dad said.
They said to the mum "Hey luv, the boy wants to be a tigers supporter" The mum angrily looks at her son and whacks him hard in the teeth and breaks his nose"
After an hour of shopping on the way back to the car, the Dad asks "Now, son have you learned anything from this?" "Yes Dad," he replied, "I have learned that it's only been an hour since I started barracking for Richmond and I already know what it's like to be flogged!"
They go see his Dad and told him the news about the kid's new decision. The Dad says "No way my son is ever gonna be caught wearing that shit" So he belts him in the stomach and punches his son in the face. "Righto let's go talk to Mum about this" Dad said.
They said to the mum "Hey luv, the boy wants to be a tigers supporter" The mum angrily looks at her son and whacks him hard in the teeth and breaks his nose"
After an hour of shopping on the way back to the car, the Dad asks "Now, son have you learned anything from this?" "Yes Dad," he replied, "I have learned that it's only been an hour since I started barracking for Richmond and I already know what it's like to be flogged!"
