Game Richmond vs Geelong this Friday night at the G. Prediction thread.

[Cyclops]

Nothing you wrote made me jealous so forgive me if I missed it.

So it's a self depreciating joke, I have little shot at you and I wrap it up in a little shot at me.

I say I don't have to take off my shoes to count my teeth (Collingwood people have few teeth) but you do (Geelong people are a bit dumb, and maybe you have 32 fingers and toes).

I put in some feigned misunderstaning and misplaced pride (Pies are dumb and arrogant and assume everyone is jealous) and voila, a bit of humor.

You could come back with "you can count your teeth when you get them back from Cash Converters" see, or "get Ed to count them with his dick", and I could say "I hope you don't talk like that in front of your daughter-wife", stereotypes are a staple of comedy.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

A question for Geelong supporters: How are Tanner Bruhn and Jack Bowes

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Jack Bowes

Age

26

Ht

189cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.3

4star

K

9.7

4star

HB

6.6

4star

M

3.9

4star

T

2.5

4star

MG

318.1

4star

D

18.0

4star

K

11.8

5star

HB

6.3

4star

M

5.4

5star

T

1.1

2star

MG

318.1

4star

D

11.6

3star

K

6.4

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.4

4star

working out for you?

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

 

[Smedts_2]

A question for Geelong supporters: How are Tanner Bruhn and Jack Bowes working out for you?

They’re doing fine. Will be great long term additions to the club and we got them for very little. Also, you need to look at Pick 7 when you consider Bowes - Jhye Clarke, who’ll be cutting up the Tigers for more than a decade.

Obviously, the alternative would be to hire 2 mature players at top dollar to guarantee a position in the … bottom 4?

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

They’re doing fine. Will be great long term additions to the club and we got them for very little. Also, you need to look at Pick 7 when you consider Bowes - Jhye Clarke, who’ll be cutting up the Tigers for more than a decade.

Obviously, the alternative would be to hire 2 mature players at top dollar to guarantee a position in the … bottom 4?

Taranto and Hopper are just depth players who will play every week. I don't think Bruhn and Bowes are in your best 22.

 

[Smedts_2]

Taranto and Hopper are just depth players who will play every week. I don't think Bruhn and Bowes are in your best 22.

$10m for 7 years of depth…. Good deal.

 

[Occidental]

Taranto and Hopper are just depth players who will play every week. I don't think Bruhn and Bowes are in your best 22.

Why so many top draft picks for “depth players”?

 

[Danw0w]

Richmond win 81-50

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Why so many top draft picks for “depth players”?

Because we needed midfielders. You can't get high draft picks every year if you win premierships.

 

[Stokey]

Taranto and Hopper are just depth players who will play every week. I don't think Bruhn and Bowes are in your best 22.

You threw away two drafts for 'depth players'. Lol.

 

[Pistol Night]

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You first in line or get the seconds?

 

[STPer18]

Because we needed midfielders. You can't get high draft picks every year if you win premierships.

What was your recruiter thinking handing over the rights to Max Holmes for a middling pick? Someone should lose their job for that disaster.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Bruhn and the .,. Sorry I've forgotten his name are western district bespoke inbreds

At least Taranto and Hoppobumpo are honest B Graders

 

[Smedts_2]

Because we needed midfielders. You can't get high draft picks every year if you win premierships.

You needed midfielders to get to 15th so badly you gave away picks 12, 19, 31 and a future first round, and loaded up on $1.5m of salary cap for the next 7 years?

I guess you'll get a lot of high draft picks in the near future...

 

[Triggering Tiger]

You needed midfielders to get to 15th so badly you gave away picks 12, 19, 31 and a future first round, and loaded up on $1.5m of salary cap for the next 7 years?

I guess you'll get a lot of high draft picks in the near future...

You seem so concerned for our club's welfare thank you so much!

 

[Smedts_2]

You seem so concerned for our club's welfare thank you so much!

Not in the slightest. You'll be fine with all the high draft picks coming your way. Tiges have a great history with them.

 

[Laphroaig]

Taranto and Hopper are just depth players who will play every week. I don't think Bruhn and Bowes are in your best 22.

You understand that this statement is a clear case of slamming your own crank in the door?

Being as it speaks loudly about the relative quality of the best 22s and does nothing at all to make the two magic beans like like a value purchase?

You idiot.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Tigers fans will attend in record numbers.

About 4,000 strong I'd wager.

When you're rich and have 95,000 paid up members who cares?

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Not in the slightest. You'll be fine with all the high draft picks coming your way. Tiges have a great history with them.

"You needed midfielders to get to 15th so badly you gave away picks 12, 19, 31 and a future first round, and loaded up on $1.5m of salary cap for the next 7 years?"

 

[JoinDate]

When you're rich and have 95,000 paid up members who cares?

Is this where I spam triggered or patting heads gifs?

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Is this where I spam triggered or patting heads gifs?

I don't control you or your actions friend.

 

[JoinDate]

I don't control you or your actions friend.

 

[Mr Blicavs]

 

[Triggering Tiger]

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Club cluture and what's even worse is their feral fans gloat about it.

 

[Smedts_2]

"You needed midfielders to get to 15th so badly you gave away picks 12, 19, 31 and a future first round, and loaded up on $1.5m of salary cap for the next 7 years?"

I think you're confusing ridicule with concern.