Media ROBMEDIA - A ROYAL SNAKE

[Robertio]

The Royals juggernaught continues to roll on with the signing of another star rookie SnakeMan86. While Royals captain Robertio was sitting quietly in his office sipping on a pint of Guinness two of his loyal Royal Guardsmen Cadsky and Crimson Azure were out hunting serpants and came up trumps with SnakeMan86



Now i know what everyone is thinking, how did a poster with a name starting with Snake and also being a Tigers supporter escape the clutches of this man



I've heard that Tigerturbulance has since been admitted into the Newcastle Heart Hospital with serious heart palpitations but anyway the Royal Snake has chosen number 10 and we look forward to him having a long qareer in the purple and gold of The Gold City Royals and with our 3rd rookie for the season, yes I'm still counting HoldMyBeer who had the best 5 minute qareer in SFA history, the Royals are saving the SFA.

 

[SnakeMan86]

Happy to be on board donning the royal purple and gold.
Canteen looks good and the fridge looks stocked, definitely where I should be...

*If we dont win games i will shop myself around to the highest bidder/premiership contender, you can also take my subs out of my match payments

 

[Robertio]

Happy to be on board donning the royal purple and gold.
Canteen looks good and the fridge looks stocked, definitely where I should be...

*If we dont win games i will shop myself around to the highest bidder/premiership contender.

Spoken like a veteran already mate.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Happy to be on board donning the royal purple and gold.
Canteen looks good and the fridge looks stocked, definitely where I should be...

*If we dont win games i will shop myself around to the highest bidder/premiership contender, you can also take my subs out of my match payments

 

[Tigerturbulance]

The Royals juggernaught continues to roll on with the signing of another star rookie SnakeMan86. While Royals captain Robertio was sitting quietly in his office sipping on a pint of Guinness two of his loyal Royal Guardsmen Cadsky and Crimson Azure were out hunting serpants and came up trumps with SnakeMan86

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Now i know what everyone is thinking, how did a poster with a name starting with Snake and also being a Tigers supporter escape the clutches of this man

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I've heard that Tigerturbulance has since been admitted into the Newcastle Heart Hospital with serious heart palpitations but anyway the Royal Snake has chosen number 10 and we look forward to him having a long qareer in the purple and gold of The Gold City Royals and with our 3rd rookie for the season, yes I'm still counting HoldMyBeer who had the best 5 minute qareer in SFA history, the Royals are saving the SFA.

I'm not concerned I didn't recruit SnakeMan86 because it won't take him too long to figure out where his natural home should be

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[Cadsky]

Happy to be on board donning the royal purple and gold.
Canteen looks good and the fridge looks stocked, definitely where I should be...

*If we dont win games i will shop myself around to the highest bidder/premiership contender, you can also take my subs out of my match payments

Pretty sure I never mentioned our form line during recruitment. Anyways we'll just fill you with more beer. That makes everything better.