Home & Garden Room mate is away

[Radical Roo]

Now got a nice little situation here. Room mate is away for 30 days house sitting for someone. Now what should i be doing while the room mate is away. I want some exotic (but realistic suggestions), but your typical invite the neighbour upstair down for dinner.

Let the words flood in.

 

[Tulip]

Open the bars holding his curtains up and put seafood in there. Then, close the bars and put the curtains back on the window. Close his door and wait in anticipation for him to get back and enter his bedroom.

Claim innocence

 

[Radical Roo]

Open the bars holding his curtains up and put seafood in there. Then, close the bars and put the curtains back on the window. Close his door and wait in anticipation for him to get back and enter his bedroom.

Claim innocence

And he will say: 'hmmmmmmmmmmm it appears Mister Grey from upthere has a wicked sense of humour'.

 

[AtomicBlonde]

Nude-up, very liberating.

 

[Snake Charmer]

Party of coarse

 

[Radical Roo]

Nude-up, very liberating.

agree with that.

 

[HarryTiger]

Trim the legs of his bed so when he gets back he thinks he's grown taller.

?

Profit.

 

[d0gs]

Host a keg party with Super Hero and/or other dress up theme. Involve women who love to party and get naked and your set.

 

[deledio7]

Trim the legs of his bed so when he gets back he thinks he's grown taller.

?

Profit.

****ing lol.

 

[Radical Roo]

Ummmm. Okay.

Am about to say the same thing.

 

[pinkus maximus]

Trim the legs of his bed so when he gets back he thinks he's grown taller.

?

Profit.

very good

 

[Caesar]

Keep the place clean. My housemate used to mess the place up something chronic when I went away for work.

 

[bresker]

Invite General Discussion round to party. It will be epic.

 

[triplejdude]

Create a Facebook event for a house party that anyone can attend.

 

[AtomicBlonde]

Super-glue all of the furniture in his room to the ceiling.

 

[NSWCROW]

Search for mates pr0n stash.

 

[BarneyBent]

Search for mates pr0n stash.

If it's on his computer (and his computer is still at home), find pr0n, take note of file names, download lots of transexual, gay, scat, etc, and rename them with the names of his original vids. Delete original vids (but maybe keep them on an external drive so he doesn't get too mad).

 

[bresker]

- Paint everything he owns magenta
- Phone his family and tell them he won't get out of bed
- Phone him and tell him the stairs are missing and you are trapped on the first floor
- Smoke a packet of cigarettes under his duvet
- Wear all of his clothes at the same time and take a photo of yourself
- Let a homeless man sleep in his room
- Report him missing to the police
- Phone him and plead with him to return as you are lonely
- label everything in the house with post-it note e.g. 'Bed' 'Sofa' 'Tv' 'Plate' 'Switch' 'Lightshade' etc
- Sell all his stuff on ebay in individual listings and email him the links
- Rent out his room to female Swedish backpackers
- Rent out his room to a teenage rent boy
- rent out his room to a pornographic movie producer
- put alfalfa/sprout seeds in his carpet, add water, and watch them grow

 

[BEEG]

Take 50 photo's of like random people laying in his bed put them into a folder and give it to him when the time is right

 

[Radical Roo]

- Paint everything he owns magenta
- Phone his family and tell them he won't get out of bed
- Phone him and tell him the stairs are missing and you are trapped on the first floor
- Smoke a packet of cigarettes under his duvet
- Wear all of his clothes at the same time and take a photo of yourself
- Let a homeless man sleep in his room
- Report him missing to the police
- Phone him and plead with him to return as you are lonely
- label everything in the house with post-it note e.g. 'Bed' 'Sofa' 'Tv' 'Plate' 'Switch' 'Lightshade' etc
- Sell all his stuff on ebay in individual listings and email him the links
- Rent out his room to female Swedish backpackers
- Rent out his room to a teenage rent boy
- rent out his room to a pornographic movie producer
- put alfalfa/sprout seeds in his carpet, add water, and watch them grow

u know wot one of my neighbour upstairs, she is from norway

 

[carn tigez]

Invite General Discussion round to party. It will be epic.

Yeah...an epic ****-fest.

 

[Radical Roo]

Okay the general discussion board is invited for the friday night footy