Review Round 12, 2024 vs Carlton

[tribey]

Quick, Ken!

Slap the headset on!

 

[Capital Power]

So we concede a 7 goal last quarter, in case we had any interest at all in maintaining our percentage. But that's OK, it's bye week and work/life balance matters.

 

[MrMeaner]

That must have been some 3/4 time speech from Ken

 

[Troopsy]

Can we sack this ****ing piece of shit coach now.

 

[JimmyBC]

This is really just what Hawthorn would've done to us if they weren't an inexperienced side.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Ken on the bench like WOOOOO HOW GOODS A THURSDEE AT THE FOODY? FRONT ROW SEATS FOR OL KENNY!

 

[GoPorts]

7 goals in the last quarter haha

what a shit club

Wait

 

[hammo24]

Evans
McEntee
Dixon
Marshall
Jones
Burton
Byrne-Jones
BZT

All completely useless. You can’t have a third of the team uncompetitive.

This

so many passengers

 

[Alberton Proud]

We ain't making the 8.

Caro might be right

 

[Alyx]

 

[RossFC]

MARGE CHANGE THE CHANNEL

 

[TeeKray]

Is that 3-0 Vossy? ****ing lol

Carlton, Collingwood and Adelaide all enjoy complete domination over us at the moment. You go into games against these opponents knowing we are a 0% chance of winning.

 

[ClintEastwood]

11 years and no ability to construct a forward line or forward game plan.

Amazing stuff.

 

[manureid]

At least 10 without even going over the team tonight, so could be more, of these players could be desisted and not one club would pick them up. It's spudsville.

 

[Ported]

Running past tackles, getting pushed off the ball, slow to react whenever they got the ball outside and on top of that our defence is a shambles.

 

[all seeing eye]

Evans
McEntee
Dixon
Marshall
Jones
Burton
Byrne-Jones
BZT

All completely useless. You can’t have a third of the team uncompetitive.

Add soldo flogged really , apart from a few moments.

 

[MrMeaner]

Ken on the bench like WOOOOO HOW GOODS A THURSDEE AT THE FOODY? FRONT ROW SEATS FOR OL KENNY!

It leaves the whole weekend free for the dogs.

 

[JUSTWORK]

Total embarrassment. They simply can’t play 4 quarters.

 

[Palpatine_Power]

Quick, Ken!

Slap the headset on!

Sotos is shut, it’s gotta be KFC tonight

 

[manureid]

Evans
McEntee
Dixon
Marshall
Jones
Burton
Byrne-Jones
BZT

All completely useless. You can’t have a third of the team uncompetitive.

Delist them all

 

[RossFC]

Massive piss blast there

 

[bomberclifford]

Lol

 

[tribey]

A player mutiny is long overdue, but they’ve all been lovebombed into a form of Stockholm Syndrome.

 

[x_les_x]

My favourite part is Soldo becoming the reincarnation of Matthew Lobbe

Matthew Lobbe

Age

36

Ht

200cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.0

3star

K

4.8

2star

HB

5.2

4star

CL

2.5

4star

HO

27.9

5star

No current season stats available

D

8.0

2star

K

3.0

1star

HB

5.0

4star

CL

1.6

4star

HO

16.2

5star

2.0

and putting our best clearance mid in the forward line when the whips are cracking and jhf clearly not happy

and playing him in the first place subbing off second inadmiant carbon rod 2.0 in dixon

and burgoyne getting outbodied at every ball

and taking finlayson out of the ruck when we were finally getting leverage

and not tagging sam walsh

18

Sam Walsh

Age

25

Ht

184cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

25.1

5star

K

13.5

5star

HB

11.6

5star

M

5.1

5star

T

3.2

5star

CL

3.4

5star

No current season stats available

D

26.2

5star

K

15.4

5star

HB

10.8

5star

M

6.0

5star

T

3.2

5star

CL

4.8

5star

great coach we have

 

[PAFC66]

Caro might be right

She normally is.