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By Elle Alexandra
Just 5 days out from the first pre-season game of the season, ruours are spreading that the team formally known as the Gold City Royals are about to unveil a brand new identity.
Captain Wise Guy Sam's usurfing of Gold City founder Easty on a wave of popular support distracted many from the Finals series of Season 16 and early in the off-season he secured the signature of a Turk-full of elite posters. But the influence of the affable-and-rarely-baffle-able Wise Guy has extended beyond simply the improved quality and moral of the Royal’s playing list.
Owing to an incident involving a Ferris-wheel, “angelic lady splash” and an obstetrician with inadequate hand-eye coordination, Wise Baby Sam’s 11 fingers were fractured at berth and never quite pointed in the same direction, leaving his typo-ing skills more keenly developed than the norm.
After last season’s awful showing in their debut season, many felt that the Gold City Royal’s brand was damaged, and stood for nothing after the influx of excellent talent at the club. A vote was putt to the newly assembled playing list and it was agreed that a new direction was needed. To take into account all that he has archived in the field of bantering despite this handicap, the role of reimagining the club’s branding fell to Samantha himself and we can now exclusively reveal what he has come up with:
Rejecting claims that the new name sucked, WGS fronted the confused but coquettish playing group in a daring onsomble of gold and purple tartan plus-fours, woollen jumper and cap on a very jaundice angle to argue his case. The fact that a 3-iron is useful in a melee and tees can be used to gouge out the eyes of your opponant in a marking contest were covered in the briefing, but the deciding factory was the influence the new name would have on Gold City’s mascots, the Middletons:
A batch of young players from Golf City wait with anticipation as Kate Middleton improvises a round of golf before demonstrating the benefits of the second half of their club’s new name.
Sign-writers were immediately summoned to the Royal Throne to begin turning it into the Oral Zone while King Henry VIII was informed privately that he would not be offered a new contract for the upcoming Season XVII on account of the fact that not that many people now Roman numerals anymore. It is understood that Ron Jeremy has been deep in negotiations for the know open role of head-coach at Golf City, while Tiger Woods is said to bebanging his assistant
Just 5 days out from the first pre-season game of the season, ruours are spreading that the team formally known as the Gold City Royals are about to unveil a brand new identity.
Captain Wise Guy Sam's usurfing of Gold City founder Easty on a wave of popular support distracted many from the Finals series of Season 16 and early in the off-season he secured the signature of a Turk-full of elite posters. But the influence of the affable-and-rarely-baffle-able Wise Guy has extended beyond simply the improved quality and moral of the Royal’s playing list.
Owing to an incident involving a Ferris-wheel, “angelic lady splash” and an obstetrician with inadequate hand-eye coordination, Wise Baby Sam’s 11 fingers were fractured at berth and never quite pointed in the same direction, leaving his typo-ing skills more keenly developed than the norm.
After last season’s awful showing in their debut season, many felt that the Gold City Royal’s brand was damaged, and stood for nothing after the influx of excellent talent at the club. A vote was putt to the newly assembled playing list and it was agreed that a new direction was needed. To take into account all that he has archived in the field of bantering despite this handicap, the role of reimagining the club’s branding fell to Samantha himself and we can now exclusively reveal what he has come up with:
Rejecting claims that the new name sucked, WGS fronted the confused but coquettish playing group in a daring onsomble of gold and purple tartan plus-fours, woollen jumper and cap on a very jaundice angle to argue his case. The fact that a 3-iron is useful in a melee and tees can be used to gouge out the eyes of your opponant in a marking contest were covered in the briefing, but the deciding factory was the influence the new name would have on Gold City’s mascots, the Middletons:
A batch of young players from Golf City wait with anticipation as Kate Middleton improvises a round of golf before demonstrating the benefits of the second half of their club’s new name.
Sign-writers were immediately summoned to the Royal Throne to begin turning it into the Oral Zone while King Henry VIII was informed privately that he would not be offered a new contract for the upcoming Season XVII on account of the fact that not that many people now Roman numerals anymore. It is understood that Ron Jeremy has been deep in negotiations for the know open role of head-coach at Golf City, while Tiger Woods is said to be
