Royal Rumble VI: Main Event

[PhenomenalV1]

Time to start DELETING!

 

[Footypie32]

​

Well ****ers, I'm her... Wrestling?? ****, someone told me the theme was Superheroes! Now I just look ridiculous.

I know almost nothing about wrestling, but it appears the previous entrants know nothing about quality banter, so I guess we're about even. Wrestling and accounting jokes? Have I died and gone to boring heaven?

View attachment 394156

I am here to bring you all salvation. Top 5 poster in the league, moral compass. The league doesn't exist without me. Best werewolf mod out there. I go for a day and it's all people can talk about.

These are just the facts as they stand.

Most importantly, I'm not Le Grile.

It's a pleasure to be here with you all today and I hope we can enjoy this thread without invoking any tragic event that has occurred over the last 2000 years.

You're overrated. Which is a problem for you because this is as good as you're gonna get. Once you discover girls and alcohol your creative wit will go down the gurgler like brahj's drugs when someone knocks on the door. I've seen many young posters like you come and go over the years. They peak early then burn out. That candle is burning at both ends, kiddo.

Hi Paddles. You're doing great.

 

[Le Grille]

Le Grille can you go into more detail on the time you made a fake account to compliment yourself with?

haha cute, little brabbles calling someone out about being a narcissist good move man. I expected something a little more biting to tell the truth.

to answer your question I set it up to be an alias elsewhere on bigfooty but after a while thought I liked this username better so adopted it. I don't recall complimenting myself but if you say it happened, then I guess it must have.

 

[Footypie32]

Time to start DELETING!

Is this supposed to be your entrance? I haven't seen anything this lacklustre since Le Grille's career.

 

[Le Grille]

Is this supposed to be your entrance? I haven't seen anything this lacklustre since Le Grille's career.

Im merely rising to the standard set so far, if (and on exposed form its a big if) banter improves then I get going

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Is this supposed to be your entrance? I haven't seen anything this lacklustre since Le Grille's career.

WONDERFUL, Isn't it?

 

[Footypie32]

Time to start DELETING!

WONDERFUL, Isn't it?

If you're going to even imagine winning this thing you're going to have learn to type more than 20 letters in a row.

Im merely rising to the standard set so far, if (and on exposed form its a big if) banter improves then I get going

You're too average to think you can start low.

 

[BRAB]

haha cute, little brabbles calling someone out about being a narcissist good move man. I expected something a little more biting to tell the truth.

to answer your question I set it up to be an alias elsewhere on bigfooty but after a while thought I liked this username better so adopted it. I don't recall complimenting myself but if you say it happened, then I guess it must have.

I never referred to you as a narcissist mate, I can't imagine you love yourself at all and for good reason.

I wonder if we can get GN80 in here to comment on how good your banter has been so far?

You're overrated. Which is a problem for you because this is as good as you're gonna get. Once you discover girls and alcohol your creative wit will go down the gurgler like brahj's drugs when someone knocks on the door. I've seen many young posters like you come and go over the years. They peak early then burn out. That candle is burning at both ends, kiddo.

I'll have you know I've been participating in a lifelong Dry July mate, I'm here to stay.

 

[Le Grille]

I never referred to you as a narcissist mate, I can't imagine you love yourself at all and for good reason.
I wonder if we can get GN80 in here to comment on how good your banter has been so far?.

Righto, gather round SFA the doyen of banter BRAB is here to present Advanced Banter 101.

Synopsis

Lesson 1: Repetition
Lession 2: See lesson 1.

Seriously dude, if you are the standard for banter then this place is ****ed. Show a bit of creativity and maybe you could qualify as something else instead of a waste of bandwidth

 

[Footypie32]

I'll have you know I've been participating in a lifelong Dry July mate, I'm here to stay.

I guess I'll just have to up my dosage to compensate. Even PhenomenalV1 is funny after 12 or so beers.

 

[Footypie32]

I'm a narcissist. This is the Royal Rumble. Modesty should be left at the door.

 

[BRAB]

Righto, gather round SFA the doyen of banter BRAB is here to present Advanced Banter 101.

Synopsis

Lesson 1: Repetition
Lession 2: See lesson 1.

Seriously dude, if you are the standard for banter then this place is ******. Show a bit of creativity and maybe you could qualify as something else instead of a waste of bandwidth

We could discuss accounting jokes.

Here's a number for you.

0

That's the total MVP votes you got this season. Fred received more.

 

[AngryRanga]

Righto, gather round SFA the doyen of banter BRAB is here to present Advanced Banter 101.

Synopsis

Lesson 1: Repetition
Lession 2: See lesson 1.

Seriously dude, if you are the standard for banter then this place is ******. Show a bit of creativity and maybe you could qualify as something else instead of a waste of bandwidth

Was it GN80 or Le Grille that repeated the accounting schtick 5 times over?

Listen to BRAB, he's a top 5 poster. I was enjoying the accounting puns, please return to repetition and stop being creative by attacking barb. Trust the process.

 

[Footypie32]

BRAB is actually from the Make A Realistic Wish foundation. He wanted to go to Disneyland but instead he got an entry into the SFA Royal Rumble.

Why go to any trouble, when he's only going to get perma-banned anyway

I guess it's time to familiarise myself with you. I quick look at your profile: Ranga. St Kilda. Timberwolves. Talk about someone with low expectations. In fact the most impressive thing about you is your current post count: 4,420. I'd stop now while you're on top.

 

[Le Grille]

We could discuss accounting jokes.

Here's a number for you.

0

That's the total MVP votes you got this season. Fred received more.

Sick burn mate, I was looking for an excuse to break the accounting character (Which I only brought in for the rumble) cheers. I suppose I need to refer to events in a lame attempt to bait affected people to be considered edgy enough to gain a vote. **** your a bore.

 

[HaroLad]

Do I need an introduction?

It has become apparent in the last few months that I am the league.

Everything revolves around me.

 

[BRAB]

Sick burn mate, I was looking for an excuse to break the accounting character (Which I only brought in for the rumble) cheers. I suppose I need to refer to events in a lame attempt to bait affected people to be considered edgy enough to gain a vote. **** your a bore.

You actually chose to pretend to be an accountant?

 

[Footypie32]

Sick burn mate, I was looking for an excuse to break the accounting character (Which I only brought in for the rumble) cheers. I suppose I need to refer to events in a lame attempt to bait affected people to be considered edgy enough to gain a vote. **** your a bore.

Shit. It looks like BRAB has discovered my secret of referencing things in my banter and is using it on others. But I guess he is a trailblazer like myself.

Perhaps we could create some sweet weather related banter. Know any good rain jokes?

 

[Footypie32]

Do I need an introduction?

It has become apparent in the last few months that I am the league.

Everything revolves around me.

Relevance is a fly buzzing around your head. Just because it has your attention doesn't make it important.

 

[AngryRanga]

I guess it's time to familiarise myself with you. I quick look at your profile: Ranga. St Kilda. Timberwolves. Talk about someone with low expectations. In fact the most impressive thing about you is your current post count: 4,420. I'd stop now while you're on top.

My expectations are very high, I only barrack for Manchester City and the Timberwolves because I am glory hunting. My ability to select quality teams is low. The most impressive thing about me is actually this meme I made last year.

 

[AngryRanga]

Relevance is a fly buzzing around your head. Just because it has your attention doesn't make it important.

Let's mutually agree that you aren't an authority on relevance, as you admit in your signature.

 

[BRAB]

Do I need an introduction?

It has become apparent in the last few months that I am the league.

Everything revolves around me.

It's H-H-Haro everybody

 

[Paddles_]

Shit. It looks like BRAB has discovered my secret of referencing things in my banter and is using it on others. But I guess he is a trailblazer like myself.

Perhaps we could create some sweet weather related banter. Know any good rain jokes?

FP you delusional man, why would someone talk about anything relevant when they can just as effectively make depreciation jokes

 

[Le Grille]

FP you delusional man, why would someone talk about anything relevant when they can just as effectively make depreciation jokes

WTF is relevant in BRAB s tired ****ing rehashed nonsense. At least my shtick in the SFA is original and not the same shit over and over again.

 

[Footypie32]

Let's mutually agree that you aren't an authority on relevance, as you admit in your signature.

Not an authority. More of a consultant.