Media Royals Co-Captain to be Overthrown?

[Noobz0r]

This is what happens when you put 6 of the top 10 egos in the SFA in the one backline. One poor showing and the finger pointing becomes intense.

Our points against column is genuinely unbelievable given how flashy and unaccountable we all are.

 

[Smartys Power]

I didn’t even know we had co-captains lol

 

[ShaunDuggan]

There was a distinct air of disbelief in Gold City this afternoon, as club co-captain and alleged Mr Nice Guy The Filth Wizard attempted to drop MrPremiership from the much vaunted Royals "Stacked Six".

The backline of the Royals had seen a drastic overhaul in Season 30, with quality, experienced players Blacky, Kennedy Parker, spookism, Noobz0r, Smartys Power and MrPremiership all behind the ball. This has directly resulted in the Royals best ever start to the season, culminating in them deservedly labelling themselves premiership favourites as at Round 6.

Off-field it has also seen a vast improvement in the personal lives of the sometimes-called "Sexy Six". All 6 have been held in the same regard as rockstars, or a peak Ben Cousins. Any given Sunday night, the SS can be seen in the VIP section of various Sweet hotspots, surrounded by leagues of gushing, attractive women. It has often been said that Blacky in particular has never walked taller.

The fact that this in-form defensive unit was so tight-knit has been cause for jealousy from all other Sweet FA clubs. Particularly given any member of this backline could walk into a prime forwardline or midfield slot.

However, this was all thrown on it's head when The Filth Wizard named ShaunDuggan in place of MrPremiership, without any form of warning at team meetings this week. In a particularly bizarre circumstance his co-captain, Kennedy Parker (who has been plying his trade in a back pocket for Season 30) was also given no prior warning. This certainly smells of a power move from an aging warrior threatened by one of best posters of the past season and a half.

In open defiance of his senior partner, Kennedy Parker has submitted an updated official teamsheet containing the original Stacked Six, including MrPremiership. There are whispers that this isn't the only action being taken, and that a separate Leadership Group PM without The Filth Wizard has been created. The strong rumour is that former captain, and newly minted fullback, Blacky is heading a Royals faction looking into replacing The Filth Wizard as co-captain heading into Round 9.

One can only think that this is going to serve as a major distraction heading into an important clash against the East Side Hawks, and that The Filth Wizard has potentially completely misread the temperature of his changing room.

Can't believe I'm being used as a pawn in all of this.

Absolutely seething.

 

[The Half Back]

Can't believe I'm being used as a pawn in all of this.

Absolutely seething.

Using my man Duggs as an escape goat

 

[Noobz0r]

Can't believe I'm being used as a pawn in all of this.

Absolutely seething.

you're too much of a two-headed Fat miggs to be a pawn.

 

[Smartys Power]

I haven't been this blindsided and betrayed since, well, you all know when.
But this isn't about that, this is about something much worse.

I don’t, can you elaborate?

 

[Smartys Power]

This is what happens when you put 6 of the top 10 egos in the SFA in the one backline. One poor showing and the finger pointing becomes intense.

I’m going to put this in my sig. Most relevant I have ever been. Ever.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

you're too much of a two-headed Fat miggs to be a pawn.

Wow.

Upgraded from tubby.

Didn't think this day could get any worse.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

This is what happens when you put 6 of the top 10 egos in the SFA in the one backline. One poor showing and the finger pointing becomes intense.

In fairness I was moving one of the biggest egos in the league INTO the stacked six.

 

[Blacky]

The offending post has been deleted.

We can all move on with our lives.

 

[VainGlorious]

There was a distinct air of disbelief in Gold City this afternoon, as club co-captain and alleged Mr Nice Guy The Filth Wizard attempted to drop MrPremiership from the much vaunted Royals "Stacked Six".

The backline of the Royals had seen a drastic overhaul in Season 30, with quality, experienced players Blacky, Kennedy Parker, spookism, Noobz0r, Smartys Power and MrPremiership all behind the ball. This has directly resulted in the Royals best ever start to the season, culminating in them deservedly labelling themselves premiership favourites as at Round 6.

Off-field it has also seen a vast improvement in the personal lives of the sometimes-called "Sexy Six". All 6 have been held in the same regard as rockstars, or a peak Ben Cousins. Any given Sunday night, the SS can be seen in the VIP section of various Sweet hotspots, surrounded by leagues of gushing, attractive women. It has often been said that Blacky in particular has never walked taller.

The fact that this in-form defensive unit was so tight-knit has been cause for jealousy from all other Sweet FA clubs. Particularly given any member of this backline could walk into a prime forwardline or midfield slot.

However, this was all thrown on it's head when The Filth Wizard named ShaunDuggan in place of MrPremiership, without any form of warning at team meetings this week. In a particularly bizarre circumstance his co-captain, Kennedy Parker (who has been plying his trade in a back pocket for Season 30) was also given no prior warning. This certainly smells of a power move from an aging warrior threatened by one of best posters of the past season and a half.

In open defiance of his senior partner, Kennedy Parker has submitted an updated official teamsheet containing the original Stacked Six, including MrPremiership. There are whispers that this isn't the only action being taken, and that a separate Leadership Group PM without The Filth Wizard has been created. The strong rumour is that former captain, and newly minted fullback, Blacky is heading a Royals faction looking into replacing The Filth Wizard as co-captain heading into Round 9.

One can only think that this is going to serve as a major distraction heading into an important clash against the East Side Hawks, and that The Filth Wizard has potentially completely misread the temperature of his changing room.

Looks like Pugsley has made his choice Antonio BlueVein I reckon we trade him for GreyCrow or CakeEater and call it a day

Nah **** that.

GreyCrow is just CALL ME SNAKE sans the midget pr0n.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Can't believe I'm being used as a pawn in all of this.

Absolutely seething.

Highlight of your career at a guess.

 

[The Half Back]

I’m going to put this in my sig. Most relevant I have ever been. Ever.

You can add it to your list of achievements.

Wow.

Upgraded from tubby.

Didn't think this day could get any worse.

Tubby miggs is an insult, fat miggs is one of the highest compliments you can receive. I still have my signed fat miggs right next to the tv to give me inspiration every day.

 

[Smartys Power]

You can add it to your list of achievements.

Don’t get your hopes up. Just ask The Filth Wizard how quickly I updated my sig after I joined the Royals.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Highlight of your career at a guess.

Only something you could dream of champ.

 

[Blacky]

You really are a nuffy somedays aren't you?

MATCH-UPS :

• While worlds weren't set on fire, The Half Back gave Blacky a bit of a touch-up. - 26m from 1 to 27.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, The Half Back massacred Easty. - 60m from 38 to 98.

I never once played on Halfy last week, stop trying to besmirch my good name.

Wait. So I had to get that campaigner his report button back because of Easty

 

[The Half Back]

Wait. So I had to get that campaigner his report button back because of Easty

You were just too scared to take me 1v1 so called for the switch after just one goal.

 

[Blacky]

You were just too scared to take me 1v1 so called for the switch after just one goal.

Saving myself for next week

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Is Noobz0r going to take over only to bail after a few weeks like he did the Gumbies?

 

[Noobz0r]

Is Noobz0r going to take over only to bail after a few weeks like he did the Gumbies?

I lasted a whole season there before I bailed.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I lasted a whole season there before I bailed.

Oh,

My apologies.

 

[Noobz0r]

Oh,

My apologies.

That's fine. If you read the OP you'll also notice that I'm not the one setting up a leadership spill.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

That's fine. If you read the OP you'll also notice that I'm not the one setting up a leadership spill.

I don't believe you.

 

[spookism]

I don't believe you.

No.
It's true

 

[SSwans2011]

Hope you guys can sort this out and everyone can remain friends.