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Roys (Sweet FA) Round 9 v Titans (a must-win)

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Titans are currently the crappest team in the comp (we're the third-crappest). We can't afford to lose this one.

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HURRICS SENIORS Vs ROYS SENIORS
HURRICS           5    4        9    8        11   9        15   12   102      
ROYS              1    0        3    1        10   2        12   2    74       
HURRICS    HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B  ROYS        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B  
DIPPERDONU  0  2  2  1  0  1  0  0  0  STOCKA       0  3  3  4  1  2  3  1  0  
DAVID       0  1  1  2  0  1  0  0  0  GREGTRI      0  3  0  3  0  0  2  0  0  
EAGLESKICK  0  1  1  0  0  1  0  0  0  ROYLION      0  6  4  2  0  3  0  1  0  
GFC MAD!    0  4  2  0  0  1  0  0  0  MOBBENFUHR   0  4  6  5  0  3  0  0  0  
JABSO       0  4  3  2  0  2  0  0  0  BROKEN       0  5  5  6  1  2  3  0  0  
PLAY ON     0  2  3  3  0  3  0  0  0  FITZROYRAM   0  6  3  3  0  3  2  0  0  
SARGEMO369  0  5  7  9  0  5  2  0  0  SHIVA25      0  3  2  0  0  0  0  0  0  
DADDY4EYES  0  10 7  12 0  3  2  0  0  SHAZ         0  8  9  9  0  2  3  0  0  
PIESPREMIE  0  5  6  6  0  2  0  0  0  MR_RIPPER    0  1  0  0  0  0  3  0  0  
YOU_IDIOT   0  7  8  4  0  2  3  1  0  SLAX         0  2  3  3  0  0  3  1  0  
GRIDLOCKED  0  10 8  5  0  3  2  1  2  MSB_ROYS     0  1  2  2  0  0  1  0  0  
HAHN_PREMI  0  4  2  1  0  0  3  2  0  PAUL_D       0  3  4  2  0  0  1  0  0  
DENNO       0  3  2  0  0  0  2  2  1  RABS         0  2  2  0  0  0  2  2  0  
CATATTACK   0  8  7  1  1  2  1  5  2  YIPPYIO      0  2  2  0  0  0  1  2  0  
BEAUSGIRL4  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  WAYDE_PETE   0  2  1  1  0  0  1  1  1  
SCOUSECAT   10 3  0  0  1  0  0  0  0  FAT PIZZA    13 7  0  0  1  0  0  0  1  
INFERNO_03  0  8  0  0  0  0  0  0  2  BLACKERS     0  6  0  0  2  0  0  1  0  
SPECIALBRU  0  10 0  0  0  0  0  1  0  ADEY         0  15 0  0  1  0  0  3  0  
THEMASE     6  6  0  2  0  1  0  0  0  FITZMANTLE   0  2  0  2  0  0  0  0  0  
THRAWN      0  5  3  0  0  0  0  3  1  KOOKA        0  1  1  1  0  0  2  0  0

We've underperformed.

(3 = great game, 2 = decent game, 1 = bad game)
YIPPYIO 33332122----------------
SHAZ 31222233----------------
FITZROYRAM 23321122----------------
KOOKA 23223221----------------
ROYLION 22223212----------------
RABS 33322211----------------
FAT PIZZA 23221222----------------
CJWALKLEY 3321221-----------------
BROKEN 12222222----------------
MOBBENFUHR 32111222----------------
STOCKA 22112122----------------
SLAX 22212131----------------
BLACKERS -3122212----------------
ADEY -2122-23----------------
MSB_ROYS 231--121----------------
MR_RIPPER -221-231----------------
PAUL_D 11-23112----------------
SHIVA25 321----1----------------
WAYDE_PETERSEN -1211121----------------
FITZMANTLE -1-11121----------------
SBAGMAN 1--221------------------
FATTYLUMPK 2--1111-----------------
PHIL_DOYLE 2-1---------------------
GREGTRI 1-1----1----------------
ACCUBASS 2---1-------------------

We have too little goalkicking power. I want to take our most prolific goalscorers and stack them all up on the forward line. Might also play Yippy further up the ground a la M Richardson.

(2003, goals, goals ave, career goals, name)
21 2.63 21 YIPPYIO
11 1.57 27 CJWALKLEY
10 2.50 10 SHIVA25
7 0.88 7 FAT PIZZA
7 0.88 7 SLAX
6 0.75 20 MOBBENFUHR
6 1.00 6 ADEY
5 0.63 31 ROYLION
5 1.25 19 SBAGMAN
4 0.50 44 STOCKA
4 0.57 4 BLACKERS
4 0.67 4 MSB_ROYS
3 0.38 3 FITZROYRAM
3 0.38 3 RABS
3 1.00 3 GREGTRI
2 0.29 2 WAYDE_PETERSEN
2 0.33 2 FITZMANTLE
1 0.13 1 SHAZ
1 0.13 1 KOOKA
1 0.14 1 PAUL_D
1 0.50 1 PHIL_DOYLE
0 0.00 0 BROKEN
0 0.00 16 MR_RIPPER
0 0.00 0 FATTYLUMPK
0 0.00 0 ACCUBASS

Last week's team :
B: fitzmantle Mr Ripper MSB_ROYS
HB: Mobbenfuhrer Broken FitzroyRamone
C: Kooka Shaz Stocka
HF: Slax Roylion Paul D
F: rabs Yippyio Wayde_Petersen
Foll: Fat Pizza Blackers adey

Int: gregtri Shiva25.
Supp: cjwalkley Phil Doyle FattyLumpkin accubass, sbagman.

This week's team :
B. fitzmantle, Mr Ripper, Paul D,
HB. Mobbenfuhrer, Broken, FitzroyRamone
C. Kooka, Shaz, Stocka
HF. Yippyio, Roylion, Wayde Petersen
F. cjwalkley, adey, Shiva25
Foll. Fat Pizza, Blackers, rabs

Int. MSB Roys, Slax
Supp: Phil Doyle FattyLumpkin accubass, sbagman, Gregtri.

In: cjwalkley
Out: Gregtri

What do you folks think?
 
i'm fired up, though don't expect any handballs.... unless i have to handball in front of myself to avoid a tackle, regain the ball and have a kick....
 
Happy with the move, but if I have a crappy game I would like to go back into the guts.
 

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The Roys banner this week:

Don't Be Alarmed
Don't Be Frightened
The Roys Are Here
To Crush The Titans

(I can only hope that one of the other teams we play is from Nantucket, cos I got a great limerick for that banner.....)

Who's going to do the slogan for the other side of the banner...
 
Thanks for the comments.

adey I think coach Stocka requested you didn't kick the ball any more because you're so bad at it :p

Yippyio, it may just be a temporary move. Get you a bit of confidence.

rabs, I'll keep an eye on the result of the move.

cj, you dirty rat! where's MY lewd messages?

Team will be locked in at around 2pm.
 
This week's gonna be even more make-or-break than I thought. Our opposition are polling this one as a breakthrough game.

Originally posted by X_box_X
There are a lot of question marks bordering the recent form of the Titans, who last year made the Semi Finals. Speculation surrounds the Titans Football Club that bad recruiting and poor positioning of the team is to blame for the Titans poor start to the season, but it seems as though it is more than that.

In a public statement, Titans Captain X_Box_X released an alarming statement saying that fellow team mate Alf Andrews had fooled around with Rocco Jones’ wife, which saw Alf Andrews an enemy to Rocco and the Titans Football Club.

No wonder why Alf Andrews has only played two games in 2003. Even though he has been dominant in his matches, X_Box_X claimed it is always difficult to field Alf Andrews knowing exactly what he did with Rocco Jones’ wife.

Very few Titans players get along with Alf Andrews, which makes an organisation like the Titans Football Club very hard to operate.

If you thought that was all, then you had better think again.

X_Box_X let out a fearsome attack on The_Flying_Egg. With anger, the Titans Captain abused his fellow teammate for “running over his cat|” deliberately earlier on in the season.

The tension is certainly flying at the Titans Football Club.

The Titans look to turn things around dramatically in the second half of the season, starting this week against the Roys.
“We haven’t achieved our goals that we set at the beginning of the year. It makes it hard when fellow teammates like Alf and Egg don’t co-operate with their fellow teammates”,

But wait, there’s more.

“I find that the only necessary thing to do at the moment is to step down from my captaincy as I cannot handle the pressure.”

When asked who will take over the captaincy, X_Box_X responded saying “The heart and soul of our team, Squeak.”

It is believed that Squeak doesn’t know that he has been handed the Titans Captaincy yet, but I am sure when he finds out he will be thrilled.

“He is the man for the job. He will be a better captain than I am. The only way that wins will begin to appear on the board next to the Titans name is if a different team leader steps aboard.” X_Box_X said before his last game as Titans captain against the Roys.

“We will now have played every team in the Competition, and I think it is only fair to hand the captaincy over to Squeak.”

X_Box_X also gave the impression that Alf Andrews and The_Flying_Egg cannot be in the same side as he is next year.

“I don’t know what the story will be next year. Whether Stegelator will delist them is up to him. If he finds it best to delist me, then I will have no choice but to leave the club.”

The Titans look to turn thing around dramatically in the second half of the season, starting this week against the Roys.

How do we combat this?
 
Originally posted by Yippyio
Ill do it:

YIPPYIO
hes the man
If he cant do it
then no-one can

What do u think of that lol? :D

Or even:

We've Been Down And Out
Three Weeks In A Row
But The Roys Are Back
To Put On A Show
So Come On Gorillas
Give It A Go
And If Ever In Doubt
Kick It To Yipp-y-i-o
 
Originally posted by adey115
Or even:

We've Been Down And Out
Three Weeks In A Row
But The Roys Are Back
To Put On A Show
So Come On Gorillas
Give It A Go
And If Ever In Doubt
Kick It To Yipp-y-i-o

That's fantastic! Except we haven't lost the last 3 matches. I don't think, anyway.

I just checked and its : LWLWLLWL
 
We've Been Down And Out
One Week In A Row :)
But The Roys Are Back
To Put On A Show
So Come On Gorillas
Give It A Go
And If Ever In Doubt
Kick It To Yipp-y-i-o

Alternatively:

"
The Roys Stood On The Burning Deck
Losing Made Them Mad
So The Rolled The Titans Up Into Little Balls
And If Ever In Doubt
Kick It To Yipp-y-i-o....
"

No wait a minute...

Yippyio Was From Nantucket....
 
Hang on, got it now:

The Roys Stood On The Burning Deck
Losing Made Them Mad
So The Rolled The Titans Up Into Little Balls
And Went On To Win The Flag


My work is done here....
 

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Originally posted by adey115


The Roys Stood On The Burning Deck
Losing Made Them Mad
So The Rolled The Titans Up Into Little Balls
And Went On To Win The Flag


WOULD HAVE BEEN EVEN BETTER IF I'D INCLUDED THE "Y" in "THEY":

The Roys Stood On The Burning Deck
Losing Made Them Mad
So They Rolled The Titans Up Into Little Balls
And Went On To Win The Flag
 
AND we get done AGAIN. That was a must-win, people ...

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ROYS SENIORS Vs TITANS SENIORS
ROYS              2    6        5    6        6    10       10   12   72       
TITANS            2    1        7    7        10   8        13   11   89       
ROYS       HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B  TITANS      HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B  
ROYLION     0  4  1  3  0  2  2  0  1  J. GALLAGH   0  2  0  5  0  0  0  0  0  
MR_RIPPER   0  5  6  4  0  6  0  0  0  CHARLIEG     0  7  5  4  0  5  0  0  0  
PAUL_D      0  2  0  3  0  1  0  0  0  ANT          0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  
MOBBENFUHR  0  2  5  6  0  1  1  0  0  ALFANDREWS   0  4  7  9  1  4  2  0  0  
MSB_ROYS    0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  DANZY ROCK   0  3  6  6  0  2  2  0  0  
FITZROYRAM  0  5  4  2  0  2  1  0  0  DOGBOY       0  2  1  1  0  1  1  0  0  
KOOKA       0  7  7  6  0  2  2  1  0  NTPM         0  3  2  5  0  1  0  0  0  
SHAZ        0  8  5  6  1  4  2  0  1  WESTY        0  3  6  15 0  2  4  1  0  
STOCKA      0  9  1  1  1  0  1  0  0  DREAMKILLE   0  2  2  1  0  0  0  1  1  
YIPPYIO     0  10 7  1  0  1  2  1  1  BLUECROW     0  8  6  4  0  1  2  1  0  
SLAX        0  0  1  1  0  0  1  0  0  SS11         0  1  5  9  0  2  2  0  1  
WAYDE_PETE  0  2  10 7  0  2  4  1  0  TOPDOG       0  6  8  5  0  1  1  1  0  
CJWALKEY    0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  LOCKYER24    0  2  1  0  0  0  1  2  0  
ADEY        0  7  7  1  0  0  5  3  4  EAGLE_FAN    0  8  7  0  0  0  6  5  2  
SHIVA25     0  1  2  1  0  0  0  0  1  DAICS        0  1  1  1  0  1  0  0  0  
FAT PIZZA   14 5  0  0  0  0  0  0  1  BOMBERBOY    13 8  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  
FITZMANTLE  0  8  0  1  1  0  0  1  0  STEGELATOR   0  13 0  0  1  0  0  1  2  
RABS        0  8  0  0  0  0  0  2  0  SQUEAK       0  15 0  0  4  0  0  1  2  
BLACKERS    0  8  0  1  1  0  0  1  1  SAINTER      0  2  2  8  0  1  0  0  0  
BROKEN      0  5  7  3  0  2  2  0  0  X_BOX_X      0  7  5  5  0  2  2  0  0

Next Round is a sFA Cup match ... time to test out a bunch of new possies?
 

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How about the following experiment for the knockout?

This week's team :
B. fitzmantle, Broken, Paul D,
HB. Blackers, Mr.Ripper , FitzroyRamone
C. Kooka, Stocka, Shaz,
HF. sbagman, Yippyio, Shiva25
F. cjwalkley, Roylion, adey
Foll. Fat Pizza, Mobbenfuhrer, rabs

Int. MSB Roys, Slax
Supp: Phil Doyle FattyLumpkin accubass, Gregtri.

I've left someone out here, but I can't see who.
 
Fat Pizza's our ruckman, so he's defintely in.

B. fitzmantle, Broken, Paul D,
HB. Blackers, Mr.Ripper , FitzroyRamone
C. Kooka, Stocka, Shaz,
HF. sbagman, Yippyio, Shiva25
F. cjwalkley, Roylion, adey
Foll. Fat Pizza, Mobbenfuhrer, rabs

Int. MSB Roys, Slax
Supp: Phil Doyle FattyLumpkin accubass, Gregtri, Wayde Peterson,
 
Oh, didn't realise he'd been suspended.

OK how about.....

B. fitzmantle, Broken, Paul D,
HB. Blackers, Mr.Ripper, FitzroyRamone
C. Kooka, Stocka, Shaz,
HF. sbagman, Yippyio, Shiva25
F. cjwalkley, Roylion, adey
Foll. Mobbenfuhrer, Slax, rabs

Int. MSB Roys, Wayde Peterson,
Supp: Phil Doyle FattyLumpkin accubass, Gregtri, Fat Pizza (susp)
 

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