
Feel like this just gets rehashed every few years, and like others I think a sensible reversion and removal will do far more good than anything else:
Recent Atrocities that should all be removed
Older Rules that will still work
- Stand Rule - Childish, unnecessary, under-8s level rubbish. If players want to play on let them.
- Deliberate Out of Bounds - The genuine rule is fine - if the ball is put out of bounds deliberately, then it's a free kick. But what has happening now is insanity. I'd argue 99% of the time players don't want the ball going out, and when you kick it 40 metres towards your scoring end, you're doing what you should be doing. And every supporter who cheers at games when your side gets one of these idiotic free kicks, good on you for being morons.
- 6-6-6 - Absolutely nothing rule that added zero to the game. The first year it was introduced saw the lowest scoring season since 1968 (and this was before Covid). If teams want to put 18 players in the backline let them. Kick goals from 50 metres out then.
- Below the Knees - Total overreaction, because one sneaky player (Lindsay Thomas) broke Gary Rohan's leg by sliding in feet first. Which virtually never happens to begin with. What it does do is punish the player who goes in and gets the ball first.
- Nominating Ruckmen - Same as the stand rule, it isn't junior football. If the players aren't ready tough. Ball it up and get on with it.
- Playing on after a Point - For more than a century, six year olds learned how to pretty much effortlessly kick the ball to themselves so they could play on after a point was kicked. No more. It's apparently too difficult for top level footballers. And they get a totally unearned stat.
- Marks taken in the goal square taken to the goal line - Yet another childish simplification. Kicking for goal should be a skill. If you take a mark next to the goal post you should be on a tight angle. You should also be easily good enough to kick it. Automatically moving the mark to the goal line just dumbs the game down.
- Holding the Ball - It's so easy. If they have a chance to get rid of it and don't, it's holding the ball. If a player willingly takes on a tackle - any tackle - and flings the ball out with one arm, it's not play on, and it's not a ball up. It's holding the ball. But conversely, if a player is on the bottom of a pack and actually trying to get the ball, he shouldn't be penalised when three opposition players sit on him. Also, the trend now where players are allowed to reach over the shoulder to hold it in - that's over the shoulder and should be a free kick. Also, if a player runs 30 metres, a chasing player lays a fingernail on their jumper, and he scrubs it along the ground........it's still a kick. It's NOT holding the ball no matter what noise the crowd makes. Equally important but vital last point - superstars get judged the same as everyone else.
- Push in the Back (marking contest) - again, so so easy. If your hands are on the back or above the shoulder, it's a free kick. No ifs, no buts, and I'll never forgive Gerard Healy starting this in the early 90s by arguing players should be allowed to put their hands on the shoulders when flying for marks. They shouldn't. Umpires even admitted much later that they got lazy and let a generation of fans think it's ok. It's not. I hate more than anything that Hawkins in recent years can openly push players in the back and not be penalised. He's good enough to not do that.
The final point is just as difficult, tell the umpires to actually officiate and not to coach, and talk to the players about 99% less. Let them develop an actual feel for the game and not be the stars.
Give this man a beer !!!
Everything you have written (and thank-you for doing so as it means i don't have to) is 100% goddam correct !!
The game has turned into sports entertainment with too many grey area rules that invite the umpires to be actual vocal characters in the production.
Time to stream it back and simplify things for the better.