Official Match Thread S29 Second Semi Final: Fighting Furies v Dragons FFC @ rfctigerarmy’s Hippodrome

[Hatchy1992]

Don't tell lies. Your captaincy was the oy one in the SFA that made dumbarse look like Leigh Matthews

And yet, I still got a premiership out of it.

 

[Rioli8217]

What on Earth is going on here????????????????

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A lot of people have furrie fetishes soo...

 

[TJASTA]

What on Earth is going on here????????????????

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[Ned_Flanders]

And yet, I still got a premiership out of it.

That was AceAndrew69 not you flog

 

[serial_thrilla]

A lot of people have furrie fetishes soo...

I didn't think you guys were LITERALLY Furries though.

You learn something every day!

 

[Rioli8217]

I didn't think you guys were LITERALLY Furries though.

You learn something every day!

It's just one of Tigerturbulance many kinks

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Tigerturbulance , I aint stolen a plane before...

I just tried to steal the Dragons Plane,
and guess what I found out



I don't know how to fly

 

[serial_thrilla]

It's just one of Tigerturbulance many kinks

Turbo living that sort of life doesn't surprise me. But Ned and Tj....actually, no - it doesn't surprise me at all.

 

[serial_thrilla]

I just tried to steal the Dragons Plane,
and guess what I found out

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I don't know how to fly

Geez Turbo - we'd only just made our last payment on that thing. It cost us many ClarkeMonies.

 

[AceAndy]

It is a very important milestone in Animal Crossing New Horizons.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

It's just one of Tigerturbulance many kinks

you know it baby chops

 

[Rioli8217]

It is a very important milestone in Animal Crossing New Horizons.

More knowledge serial_thrilla

 

[serial_thrilla]

It is a very important milestone in Animal Crossing New Horizons.

You need to speak in terms that Rioli8217 can understand.

Rioli, mate. It's like if you'd actually been able to beat Grock' s posting record

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Geez Turbo - we'd only just made our last payment on that thing. It cost us many ClarkeMonies.

we can drive by on sunday match day if you like

 

[Rioli8217]

You need to speak in terms that Rioli8217 can understand.

Rioli, mate. It's like if you'd actually been able to beat Grock' s posting record

 

[Bastyy]

I just tried to steal the Dragons Plane,
and guess what I found out

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I don't know how to fly

Skip I don’t think this will go down well with the committee

 

[TJASTA]

Skip I don’t think this will go down well with the committee

* em they are useless anyway

 

[serial_thrilla]

we can drive by on sunday match day if you like
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Don't worry mate. We've found an alternative that was just lying around:

 

[Bastyy]

Did I really not touch the ball once in round 7??

 

[Rioli8217]

Don't worry mate. We've found an alternative that was just lying around:
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[Restricted Free Agent]

I hope SarahSmiles still paid for half a coffee at least for going to that effort.

I did offer him a complimentary pass to the Swamprats all inclusive Spa and Breakfast experience™ complete with a massage by our very own Sparkle but he politely declined saying something about not wanting to bathe in sewage or something like that. Now just because there may be some a lot of faecal matter in our spa doesn't mean it's not an enjoyable experience!

I did not receive compensation for damages to my brain nor a coffee

The Spa offer is still available!

 

[Carson Dial]

Don't worry mate. We've found an alternative that was just lying around:
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should mention it has faulty brakes...well there ya go..

 

[Sparkle]

I did offer him a complimentary pass to the Swamprats all inclusive Spa and Breakfast experience™ complete with a massage by our very own @Sparkle but he politely declined saying something about not wanting to bathe in sewage or something like that. Now just because there may be some a lot of faecal matter in our spa doesn't mean it's not an enjoyable experience!

I'm still shattered he said no, I took a one-hour online class in massage techniques and everything in preparation. Maybe on Mad Monday I'll scare people by walking up behind them and massaging them, hoping they'll stand up and walk away, leaving behind drinks and foot for those of us who do actually eat like Rats to scrounge on

And that breakfast was a ripper too, at the time we had Weet-Bix but if you choose to take it up now Rioli8217 I can throw in the All-Bran I stole from the Roys yesterday (which I think might be the reason for their collapse in the last quarter, they were missing the All-Bran-y goodness of All-Bran)

 

[Rioli8217]

faecal matter

yum

 

[Knifey Spoony]

Alright, Furies are our next victims, nice

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These Furries like to travel to their games in their second-hand Bear Bus. The main between us and them though, is that we FLY.

May I present to you - the Dragon Learjet!

AceAndy fumbler SaltPeter Blaze Storm Hatchy1992 Knifey Spoony HawkAussie Ljp86 Strigoi Mooresome Maylandsman A Swallow gym4life Cold Sober Davo-27 Pie 4 Life WFL

Wait, do I have to use my own wings? As a lazy lazy man I don't appreciate that