Muddiemoose
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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my fixture was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's inconsistent.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
They hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
But they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my fixture for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
And calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my fixture lying on a blanket.
Next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
But I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a inconsistent fixture.
And my fixture was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's inconsistent.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
They hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
But they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my fixture for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
And calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my fixture lying on a blanket.
Next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
But I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a inconsistent fixture.
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Hard to teach tricks
To these senile pricks
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I see you've met TedDougChris
Muddiemoose
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& the last
Damn it, you watched us last season.
Senor M
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Yes she "moved"
The person pushing that young girl at the Roy definitely fits the intended age demographic down there at the BJO
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Said with misplaced arrogance that anyone here is meant to give a shit.
Sit quietly in the corner and be thankful if anyone of note talks to you this week.
Sit quietly on the bench and be thankful if the coach gives you gametime on Sunday.
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Ew, CodyThe entertainment wrestling one.
Not far off given the gamble of the fixture
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Don't be so sure - there is a fair chance that under this seasons brand of incompetent Admin, the whole thing will need to be redone...
Senor M
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Lieutenant Cody
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Here we are, on our way to this weeks game, which could be away, which could be home, which could be in ****ing Val Verde for all I know
Mooch
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Is this happening? Already? Didn't we just ...... nevermind. Here we are. Luckily I set my alarm for round 1 so I wouldn't miss it. These summer hibernations are hard.
Did we get a new team in the off-season? I've never heard of the Marsupials. Didn't even know there was another expansion bid ongoing.
There may be an obvious flaw in that statement. I won't want to be that guy who points it out.
Mooch
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What a polite young man. Good day to you too. Allikat should be along shortly to give out hugs.
Nobody is entirely sure. The only thing we know is it starts with a 1. Right tigs2010 ?
You do realise bingo is one of our trigger words right? If you say it three times in a roy, 3KZ is Football and Aristotle Pickett will show up with their dabbers.
I've warned you about this before. Don't make me get the Lore onto you.
Matera92
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What a polite young man. Good day to you too. Allikat should be along shortly to give out hugs.
Nobody is entirely sure. The only thing we know is it starts with a 1. Right tigs2010 ?
You do realise bingo is one of our trigger words right? If you say it three times in a roy, 3KZ is Football and Aristotle Pickett will show up with their dabbers.
I've warned you about this before. Don't make me get the Lore onto you.
