Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 17 - Baghdad Bombers v West Coast Wonders at Abdu Prison

[DemurePrincess]

Profile still lacks the mention of being the sexist team

Bc it’s not!

Sexyist

Isn’t the leader board how the sexy stakes fall?

Who’s on top again?

 

[ClarkeM]

Hope we get stickied soon… in more ways than one

 

[Pamcake1]

Bc it’s not!

Isn’t the leader board how the sexy stakes fall?

Who’s on top again?

Yes, it is.
You just missed the Wonders mathematics seminar.
Nothing to do with the leader board at all.
Just ask our resident maths genius dogs105 he'll confirm it.
Wonders + miracles = Sexy team.

 

[BallaratBulldog]

its hard to type using paws sometimes

 

[HARPSichord]

its hard to type using paws sometimes

Especially with the meaty ones you have.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Yes, it is.
You just missed the Wonders mathematics seminar.
Nothing to do with the leader board at all.
Just ask our resident maths genius dogs105 he'll confirm it.
Wonders + miracles = Sexy team.

Mmm! And sometimes I think I’m a mysterical unicorn that grants wishes…
BUT we both know that’s not true and neither is that malarkey lol

 

[HARPSichord]

Mmm! And sometimes I think I’m a mysterical unicorn that grants wishes…
BUT we both know that’s not true and neither is that malarkey lol

So you're telling me that you aren't actually unicorn? I'm devastated.

 

[Pamcake1]

Mmm! And sometimes I think I’m a mysterical unicorn that grants wishes…
BUT we both know that’s not true and neither is that malarkey lol

cogito, ergo sum

tempus fugit porcos non faciunt

Unicornium humilitatem dico quod sic

 

[DemurePrincess]

So you're telling me that you aren't actually unicorn? I'm devastated.

Depends which definition we are going with… I can’t grant wishes!

 

[damicky]

This Match Thread needs the tagline BATTLE OF THE BROTHERS

 

[Jabba73]

Our Bombers disposal unit is coming along nicely.
Should be ready for testing mid-week.

Looks like the toy in that video from the KohPhi collection

 

[Jabba73]

He's in Perth rubbing shoulders with Nat Fyfe.

what a flog

So is Nat Fyfe

 

[Pamcake1]

'From the Dummy to the Bottle; pacification of aggressive behaviour at feeding time.'
First exercise:
Place food in bowl. Command Sit. Place bowl on ground while maintaining eye contact, with finger raised command Wait. Wait however long necessary for settling and then wave hand towards bowl and command Eat.
When animal has finished eating remove bowl and put away.
If animal makes a move before command then pick up bowl, say No firmly, command Sit and repeat from the top.
Only feed after human eating is finished.
Never feed from table and do not allow in house when human feeding times are happening.
Only ever feed in bowl and train to only accept food when in the bowl.
With multiples train individually first, in pack order and then introduce to group feeding by commanding Sit to all and placing bowls a minimum of one metre apart.
Make sure to watch that each eats only their own until all are finished and then bowls are put away.

Now for the Guest lecture:

 

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Pamcake1 & DemurePrincess decide to freshen up in the Tigris river.
Pugsley being the ever so gentleman that he is, decided to keep guard over them.
Hahaha, sneaky little bugger.

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[DemurePrincess]

Pamcake1 & DemurePrincess decide to freshen up in the Tigris river.
Pugsley being the ever so gentleman that he is, decided to keep guard over them.
Hahaha, sneaky little bugger.

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****ing pervert! Piss off so we can shave our legs in peace!

 

[Pamcake1]

Pamcake1 & DemurePrincess decide to freshen up in the Tigris river.
Pugsley being the ever so gentleman that he is, decided to keep guard over them.
Hahaha, sneaky little bugger.

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Are you going Old Testament now? It won't wash.
('Susanna and the Elders' is what I refer to here for the Heretics out there)

 

[DemurePrincess]

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'From the Dummy to the Bottle; pacification of aggressive behaviour at feeding time.'
First exercise:
Place food in bowl. Command Sit. Place bowl on ground while maintaining eye contact, with finger raised command Wait. Wait however long necessary for settling and then wave hand towards bowl and command Eat.
When animal has finished eating remove bowl and put away.
If animal makes a move before command then pick up bowl, say No firmly, command Sit and repeat from the top.
Only feed after human eating is finished.
Never feed from table and do not allow in house when human feeding times are happening.
Only ever feed in bowl and train to only accept food when in the bowl.
With multiples train individually first, in pack order and then introduce to group feeding by commanding Sit to all and placing bowls a minimum of one metre apart.
Make sure to watch that each eats only their own until all are finished and then bowls are put away.

Now for the Guest lecture:

I’m still trying to work out how you think your gonna teach the Bombers any sort of feeding commands?

But I’ve got all week to watch and learn

 

[Pugsley]

******* pervert! Piss off so we can shave our legs in peace!

Just throw me a treat, I will leave you alone.

 

[Pamcake1]

I’m still trying to work out how you think your gonna teach the Bombers any sort of feeding commands?

But I’ve got all week to watch and learn

To quote Dorothy Parker, "You can lead a Horticulture but you can't make them think."

 

[Pugsley]

I’m still trying to work out how you think your gonna teach the Bombers any sort of feeding commands?

But I’ve got all week to watch and learn

I don't listen to my own team. I certainly won't listen to opp. ....did someone say food?

 

[DemurePrincess]

I don't listen to my own team. I certainly won't listen to opp. ....did someone say food?

Sit! Wait!

 

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I see training is going a treat Pamcake1

 

[DemurePrincess]

I see training is going a treat Pamcake1

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Pamcake1

Aren’t they meant to sit before chasing their food?

 

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Seeing I’m on a bit of a roll with our captain, remember when you had one foot in the door DemurePrincess ready to sign a huge contract with the Bombers?

Bloody Pugsley & his fartarsing around.

 

[DemurePrincess]

And did the humans eat first…. Jesus Christ!!
Bombers aren’t really classed as humans… are they? So this rule is void???

So much to remember!