Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 18 - Gold City Royals v Ophidian Old Boys at The Golden Throne

[Membling]

We don't want to waste too much energy on this ahead of a potential meeting in the finals.

We'll try to win but we don't want to reveal all our tricks to the Royals either. It's best to keep them honest i think.

You have tricks?

Thought it was always just relying on moxy

 

[DemurePrincess]

Have a humping good Wednesday!

 

[thewizardmelon]

As I helped the Old Boys with their banter against the Gumbies last week, I think it's only fair they each say something nice about me this week.

I'd like DemurePrincess to kick things off.

I’ve always said Footypie32 is best version of this bot, I mean poster. Footypie26 was definitely the worst one

 

[thewizardmelon]

You have tricks?

Thought it was always just relying on moxy

Can one not have both tricks and moxy?

 

[thewizardmelon]

I am not. I struggle with niceties

Facts. We recruited for Qooty skills, not your ability to be a motivational speaker

 

[myblueroan]

As I helped the Old Boys with their banter against the Gumbies last week, I think it's only fair they each say something nice about me this week.

I'd like DemurePrincess to kick things off.

I like footy and pies.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Facts. We recruited for Qooty skills, not your ability to be a motivational speaker

 

[thewizardmelon]

No, no you don’t.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Hi there Royals and OOBS. The Royals train is getting up a head of steam and it’s heading to the top. So sad to hear of the OOBS recent struggles. My reaction?
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I hate crocodile tears!

My daughter pulls them out all the time.. it’s when the noise comes out but no actual water….

#attentionseekingtears

 

[DemurePrincess]

No, no you don’t.

Oh! Don’t stress! It can’t be shared!!! It wasn’t an inspirational dream if you get me

 

[myblueroan]

Hi there Royals and OOBS. The Royals train is getting up a head of steam and it’s heading to the top. So sad to hear of the OOBS recent struggles. My reaction?
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Thats a croc.

 

[Membling]

Can one not have both tricks and moxy?

Nope.

In this specific instance it is not allowed.

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

In general i find this crowd to be one of the poorer teams to banter with. Unless bland and inane poetry is your thing.

I'd say i could put the whole lot of them on ignore and still not miss out on much.

 

[thewizardmelon]

In general i find this crowd to be one of the poorer teams to banter with. Unless bland and inane poetry is your thing.

I'd say i could put the whole lot of them on ignore and still not miss out on much.

To be fair Cadsky is too busy modding and therefore ignoring us, Brenton Davy simply cannot shoulder the whole team and Membling abd grumbleguts are only palatable before midday

 

[Braklet]

No, no, no... I said it was a discombobulated nip.

My nipples are cross-eyed.

 

[Braklet]

Who are these Boobs you speak of?

Footypie32 claimed to have cross-eyed nips, maybe those are the BOOBs in question.

 

[Braklet]

A man with a dirtier mind than I could take this sentence multiple ways.

Hmmmm...

 

[thewizardmelon]

Hi BOOBs

Afternoon OOBs

Top of the morning, folks!

 

[Braklet]

How'd you get in here? Are they giving away free tickets in Cocopops boxes again?

 

[Fleabane]

Morning all! And see ya later!

 

[DemurePrincess]

To be fair Cadsky is too busy modding and therefore ignoring us, Brenton Davy simply cannot shpoldee the whole team and Membling abd grumbleguts are only palatable before midday

I’ll be back at lunch then.

We can talk sushi or something fun like that!

 

[grumbleguts]

To be fair Cadsky is too busy modding and therefore ignoring us, Brenton Davy simply cannot shpoldee the whole team and Membling abd grumbleguts are only palatable before midday

Maybe if you could spell "and" properly we'd be more palatable after midday?

 

[Ulahoopski]

Oh! That seems harmless enough.

Footypie32 I like how you wiggle when you walk

 

[Membling]

To be fair Cadsky is too busy modding and therefore ignoring us, Brenton Davy simply cannot shpoldee the whole team and Membling abd grumbleguts are only palatable before midday

Palatable hey? Only pleasant before lunch?

I’ll be back at lunch then.

We can talk sushi or something fun like that!

The magical catalope for the rest of that "but they are delectable after afternoon tea"

Really is a poor oversight.

 

[Braklet]

Footypie32 claimed to have cross-eyed nips, maybe those are the BOOBs in question.

Footypie32 lends a whole new meaning to this song: