Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 20 - West Coast Wonders v Ophidian Old Boys @ The Colosseum

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Sure! I’ve picked a sad and desperate one for you! Absolutely gorgeous - the kinda girl you’d expect to where a ****ing apron and pearls in the kitchen

😂😂😂
 

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Sure! I’ve picked a sad and desperate one for you! Absolutely gorgeous - the kinda girl you’d expect to where a ******* apron and pearls in the kitchen

😂😂😂
Is her name Barbie? and if not, is she willing to change it to Barbie?
 
That's a bit scary.
How was your lunch?
Did you get the chicken or the beef?


Nah! It was sushi (yuck) lamb and some shit sliders, another lot of sliders (which I couldn’t tell you what it was) Thai chicken curry, choc lava cake which I smashed 3 of 😂😂 and a huge cheese board.

Food wasn’t too bad. Bottles and bottles of Mumm drank.

Just sat and listened to Barbies sob sorry… hubby ran off with the business partner! Whoops 🤦‍♀️🥱
 
Nah! It was sushi (yuck) lamb and some s**t sliders, another lot of sliders (which I couldn’t tell you what it was) Thai chicken curry, choc lava cake which I smashed 3 of 😂😂 and a huge cheese board.

Food wasn’t too bad. Bottles and bottles of Mumm drank.

Just sat and listened to Barbies sob sorry… hubby ran off with the business partner! Whoops 🤦‍♀️🥱
Think of it as a kind public service.
She's probably really alone with it and needs a pair of ears to process it by telling someone.
And it's not like you had any 'likelies' to peruse in the room.

Mmmm Mumm way better that Moet not as good as Ruinart though.
Three pieces of Chocolate lava cake!!!
Are you going for a diabetic coma so you don't have to turn up tomorrow?
Or do I just tip you over and you won't be able to get up?
 
Nah! It was sushi (yuck) lamb and some s**t sliders, another lot of sliders (which I couldn’t tell you what it was) Thai chicken curry, choc lava cake which I smashed 3 of 😂😂 and a huge cheese board.

Food wasn’t too bad. Bottles and bottles of Mumm drank.

Just sat and listened to Barbies sob sorry… hubby ran off with the business partner! Whoops 🤦‍♀️🥱
 
Think of it as a kind public service.
She's probably really alone with it and needs a pair of ears to process it by telling someone.
And it's not like you had any 'likelies' to peruse in the room.

Mmmm Mumm way better that Moet not as good as Ruinart though.
Three pieces of Chocolate lava cake!!!
Are you going for a diabetic coma so you don't have to turn up tomorrow?
Or do I just tip you over and you won't be able to get up?

I’ll run on tomorrow after I’ve jabbed myself with 1 or 2 epipens filled with raw sugar babes.

The shit runs through my veins! 😉😉

Sugar =

 

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I’m out of sorts and you’re poking fun horsey! 😜

I’m gonna lock you in that damn cupboard and forget to tell anyone you’re there 😝
A good laugh when one is out of whack is often just the ticket.😉
 
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Mmm. No.
You lot are going down tomorrow.
Never mind.
We can have eclairs after.
Yes, we are all going down to the Wonders home ground, that is true.
Predicting the weather will be cloudy.
Then DenieD is going to kick a minimum of 8 goals, I'm told.
Grand Uncle Horrace will kick a few too as will Mr Dogs.
Don't like eclairs but thanks anyway and plenty more for that well known sweet toothed Princess.
Have a good nights sleep.
See you tomorrow.
 
Then DenieD is going to kick a minimum of 8 goals, I'm told.
Grand Uncle Horrace will kick a few too as will Mr Dogs.
And Pammy will kick her 1st goal for the season (again).

I'm planning to kick some butts at least.

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Only after the siren as we sink to our knees and thank the SFA gods.

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Celebrate now Wonders

Hope is the thing with feathers

But tomorrow alas, that 'thing' will be soggy and waterlogged with the tears of defeat.

Still, nevermind

Perhaps you can make feather boas and do some cabaret after drowning your sorrows?
 

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