Official Match Thread Season 39, Round 12: Dragons FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at Ljp86's Lair

[Tonga Bob]

It appears that the Warriors have been 69'd - after the Dragons trailed by 36 points close to half time, they win by 33.

Old news, the sim's been f*cking us raw for years now.

 

[Strigoi]

Didn’t even have to post that Rebecca Black video!

 

[philreich]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

DRA SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
DRA               3    2        4    3        11   6        16   7    103      
CIW               3    4        8    9        9    9        10   10   70       
DRA        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Drizzy      0  4  1  2  2  0  0  1  1   34  Freofalcon   0  2  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   13
Knifey Spo  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  Mofra        0  3  2  7  0  0  0  0  0   29
Ligma       0  3  2  2  0  0  0  0  0   19  Piggy Smal   0  6  5  13 1  1  1  0  0   61
Chief       0  10 4  11 1  0  0  0  0   68  spudmaster   0  0  0  8  2  1  2  0  0   19
Strigoi     0  8  4  8  0  0  0  0  0   52  TheInjuryF   0  7  4  9  2  1  0  0  0   60
Mooresome   0  5  1  1  0  0  2  0  0   14  JHF1870      0  4  2  8  0  1  0  0  0   35
Hatchy1992  0  8  8  14 3  0  2  0  0   82  Tonga Bob    0  13 7  9  1  0  1  0  0   79
Purple Jes  0  10 3  12 1  0  3  2  0   70  brahj        0  5  2  1  0  1  0  0  0   24
Lbaddie29   0  8  5  10 1  0  0  0  0   63  FootyGuy13   0  12 5  3  0  0  0  0  0   57
VandoHawk   0  7  4  8  0  0  1  3  1   65  Barrybran    0  11 2  9  1  0  1  1  0   64
Pickitt     0  3  4  6  1  0  1  0  0   34  Dinsdale     0  6  2  7  0  0  0  2  2   52
freo84      0  2  2  5  0  1  2  1  1   24  jannissary   0  6  3  3  0  1  1  0  1   32
DragoDelph  0  2  0  1  0  0  0  2  0   20  Paracleet    0  4  4  10 0  2  0  0  0   46
Bradesmaen  0  4  0  0  2  3  0  3  1   42  The Filth    0  4  0  0  0  0  0  3  1   31
DJ75        0  3  1  6  0  0  0  1  0   30  Mesc         0  2  0  0  0  1  0  1  1   14
Blaze Stor  13 11 0  9  3  2  1  0  1   76  pantskyle    13 14 0  8  5  2  2  0  0   87
Ljp86       0  18 0  14 7  4  2  2  2  122  Sandgroper   0  4  0  10 5  2  3  0  0   45
T2B_        0  15 0  9  4  2  1  1  0   84  toxic        0  8  0  8  1  2  1  2  0   55
Ge3ks       0  6  5  11 1  1  0  0  0   60  Raveneyes    0  9  7  6  3  1  1  1  3   79
Pie 4 Life  0  3  0  2  1  0  1  0  0   14  Riviat       0  2  0  1  0  0  0  0  2   10

            DRA   CIW
Hitouts   : 13   13 
Kicks     : 130  122 
Marks     : 44   46 
Handballs : 131  122 
Tackles   : 27   21 
Frees For : 13   16 
Frees Ag. : 16   13 
Smothers  : 0    1 
Ironouts  : 9    2 
Inside50  : 21   15 
Goals     : 16   10 
Behinds   : 7    10

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
.38 - Goal to Raveneyes (CIW) - CIW by 6 point(s).
2.44 - Behind to Bradesmaen (DRA) - CIW by 5 point(s).
4.17 - Goal to VandoHawk (DRA) - DRA by 1 point(s).
6.26 - Goal to Dinsdale (CIW) - CIW by 5 point(s).
7.49 - Goal to VandoHawk (DRA) - DRA by 1 point(s).
12.25 - Goal to VandoHawk (DRA) - DRA by 7 point(s).
18.05 - Rushed behind to CIW - DRA by 6 point(s).
19.09 - Rushed behind to CIW - DRA by 5 point(s).
19.38 - Behind to Mesc (CIW) - DRA by 4 point(s).
20.02 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - CIW by 2 point(s).
20.54 - Behind to Raveneyes (CIW) - CIW by 3 point(s).
23.21 - Behind to Ljp86 (DRA) - CIW by 2 point(s).

Second Quarter :
1.57 - Goal to toxic (CIW) - CIW by 8 point(s).
3.25 - Goal to Barrybran (CIW) - CIW by 14 point(s).
5.43 - Rushed behind to CIW - CIW by 15 point(s).
9.01 - Goal to Mesc (CIW) - CIW by 21 point(s).
11.15 - Goal to Dinsdale (CIW) - CIW by 27 point(s).
11.48 - Behind to Dinsdale (CIW) - CIW by 28 point(s).
12.21 - Behind to Riviat (CIW) - CIW by 29 point(s).
13.58 - Goal to toxic (CIW) - CIW by 35 point(s).
19.09 - Behind to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - CIW by 36 point(s).
20.31 - Behind to freo84 (DRA) - CIW by 35 point(s).
21.52 - Goal to freo84 (DRA) - CIW by 29 point(s).
23.25 - Behind to Raveneyes (CIW) - CIW by 30 point(s).

Third Quarter :
.26 - Goal to T2B_ (DRA) - CIW by 24 point(s).
6.08 - Goal to Bradesmaen (DRA) - CIW by 18 point(s).
9.46 - Behind to VandoHawk (DRA) - CIW by 17 point(s).
10.3 - Goal to DragoDelph (DRA) - CIW by 11 point(s).
12.36 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - CIW by 17 point(s).
13.21 - Goal to Ljp86 (DRA) - CIW by 11 point(s).
16.08 - Behind to Drizzy (DRA) - CIW by 10 point(s).
20.15 - Goal to Purple Jesus (DRA) - CIW by 4 point(s).
21.31 - Goal to Drizzy (DRA) - DRA by 2 point(s).
21.56 - Behind to Blaze Storm (DRA) - DRA by 3 point(s).
22.21 - Goal to Bradesmaen (DRA) - DRA by 9 point(s).

Final Quarter :
2.57 - Behind to Raveneyes (CIW) - DRA by 8 point(s).
5.02 - Goal to DragoDelph (DRA) - DRA by 14 point(s).
7.12 - Goal to Bradesmaen (DRA) - DRA by 20 point(s).
13.08 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - DRA by 14 point(s).
20.23 - Goal to Ljp86 (DRA) - DRA by 20 point(s).
21.39 - Behind to Ljp86 (DRA) - DRA by 21 point(s).
23.49 - Goal to DJ75 (DRA) - DRA by 27 point(s).
24.27 - Goal to Purple Jesus (DRA) - DRA by 33 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

DRA
Mooresome            0 (On) 85.34 (Off) 94.54 (On) Total : 90%
Pie 4 Life           0 (On) 76.4 (Off) Total : 76%
DJ75                 0 (On) 58.18 (Off) 72.33 (On) 73.37 (Off) 76.12 (On) Total : 83%
Chief                0 (On) Total : 100%
Strigoi              0 (On) Total : 100%
Ge3ks                0 (On) 94.54 (Off) Total : 94%
Hatchy1992           0 (On) Total : 100%
Purple Jesus         0 (On) Total : 100%
Drizzy               0 (On) 24.34 (Off) 34.3 (On) 76.12 (Off) 85.34 (On) Total : 81%
Ligma                0 (On) 38.21 (Off) 66.37 (On) 72.33 (Off) 73.37 (On) Total : 71%
Pickitt              0 (On) Total : 100%
freo84               0 (On) Total : 100%
Knifey Spoony        0 (On) 7.16 (Off) 38.21 (On) 49.38 (Off) 58.18 (On) 66.37 (Off) 76.4 (On) Total : 50%
Bradesmaen           0 (On) Total : 100%
DragoDelph           0 (On) 3.46 (Off) 7.16 (On) Total : 96%
Blaze Storm          0 (On) Total : 100%
Ljp86                0 (On) Total : 100%
T2B_                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Lbaddie29            0 (Off) 24.34 (On) Total : 74%
VandoHawk            0 (Off) 3.46 (On) 34.3 (Off) 49.38 (On) Total : 80%

CIW
toxic                0 (On) 26.07 (Off) 26.2 (On) Total : 99%
Mofra                0 (On) Total : 100%
Sandgroper007        0 (On) 1.22 (Off) 25.55 (On) Total : 75%
Paracleet            0 (On) 83.06 (Off) 95.36 (On) Total : 87%
TheInjuryFactory     0 (On) Total : 100%
JHF1870              0 (On) Total : 100%
FootyGuy13           0 (On) 27.11 (Off) 49.1 (On) Total : 78%
Piggy Smalls         0 (On) 52.19 (Off) 54.25 (On) Total : 97%
Barrybran            0 (On) 49.1 (Off) 52.19 (On) 59.55 (Off) 71.1 (On) Total : 85%
jannissary           0 (On) 47.25 (Off) 92.4 (On) Total : 55%
Dinsdale             0 (On) Total : 100%
Raveneyes            0 (On) 92.4 (Off) Total : 92%
Riviat               0 (On) 95.36 (Off) Total : 95%
The Filth Wizard     0 (On) Total : 100%
Mesc                 0 (On) Total : 100%
pantskyle            0 (On) Total : 100%
Tonga Bob            0 (On) 25.55 (Off) 27.11 (On) Total : 98%
spudmaster           0 (On) 26.2 (Off) 47.25 (On) 71.1 (Off) 83.06 (On) Total : 67%
Freofalcon           0 (Off) 26.07 (On) Total : 73%
brahj                0 (Off) 1.22 (On) 54.25 (Off) 59.55 (On) Total : 92%

Total :  3600               Average :  90.00002

MATCH-UPS :

• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Ge3ks was easily the winner in the clash with Barrybran. - 18m from 75 to 93.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Hatchy1992 did well against Barrybran. - 46m from 1 to 47.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Purple Jesus was easily the winner in the clash with Barrybran. - 4m from 53 to 57.
• While not all all one-way, pantskyle came out tops over the brave Blaze Storm. - 100m from 0 to 100.
• In quite a display, Bradesmaen won the bout with Mofra. - 96m from 2 to 98.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Chief was easily the winner in the clash with jannissary. - 0m from 93 to 93.
• Toe to toe throughout, Raveneyes and Chief were evenly matched. - 90m from 0 to 90.
• While not all all one-way, Strigoi did very well against Dinsdale. - 87m from 6 to 93.
• In what was a very slow day for both, DJ75 had Freofalcon's measure. - 0m from 98 to 98.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, DJ75 did well against Riviat. - 40m from 8 to 48.
• Neither having much reason to brag, brahj came out tops over the brave DragoDelph. - 0m from 23 to 23.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, DragoDelph was slightly more polished than Piggy Smalls. - 38m from 58 to 96.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Drizzy and FootyGuy13 were evenly matched. - 24m from 0 to 24.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Drizzy and Freofalcon had an epic contest. - 26m from 45 to 71.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Drizzy and Mesc were hard to separate - though Drizzy was slightly more effective. - 0m from 85 to 85.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Hatchy1992 and FootyGuy13 were hard to separate - though Hatchy1992 was slightly more effective. - 48m from 52 to 100.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Lbaddie29 had the better of FootyGuy13. - 0m from 25 to 25.
• Neither having much reason to brag, spudmaster and freo84 had an epic contest. - 8m from 89 to 97.
• In quite a tussle, Ge3ks and jannissary had an epic contest. - 36m from 4 to 40.
• While very slim pickings for both players, Ge3ks came out tops over the brave spudmaster. - 13m from 48 to 61.
• Neither having much reason to brag, JHF1870 came out tops over the brave Knifey Spoony. - 1m from 45 to 46.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, Ligma beat JHF1870 today - but not by much. - 28m from 1 to 29.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, VandoHawk either broke even with JHF1870 or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 43m from 55 to 98.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, The Filth Wizard massacred Knifey Spoony. - 0m from 88 to 88.
• In an epic battle, Tonga Bob and Lbaddie29 were hard to separate - though Tonga Bob was slightly more effective. - 70m from 29 to 99.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Ligma was easily the winner in the clash with Riviat. - 0m from 77 to 77.
• In a resume-material performance, Ljp86 had Sandgroper007's measure. - 73m from 26 to 99.
• In quite a tussle, Ljp86 came out tops over the brave Tonga Bob. - 24m from 1 to 25.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, Mesc and Mooresome were well-matched - there was no victor. - 60m from 18 to 78.
• In a solid performance, Paracleet won the bout with freo84. - 81m from 1 to 82.
• In a resume-material performance, TheInjuryFactory won the bout with Pickitt. - 97m from 1 to 98.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, Pie 4 Life massacred The Filth Wizard. - 46m from 16 to 62.
• In quite a tussle, Piggy Smalls did very well against Purple Jesus. - 47m from 5 to 52.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Purple Jesus and brahj were evenly matched. - 38m from 61 to 99.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, spudmaster and T2B_ were evenly matched. - 23m from 2 to 25.
• While not all all one-way, toxic came out tops over the brave T2B_. - 73m from 26 to 99.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, VandoHawk massacred toxic. - 8m from 4 to 12.

 

[philreich]

Didn’t even have to post that Rebecca Black video!

There is NEVER a reason to post a Rebecca Black video!!!

 

[T2B_]

Monster game from Ljp86 !

 

[Tonga Bob]

I would congratulate you Dragons but let's be honest there was never going to be any other result. Thanks for the week though.

Thanks for your time philreich I guess

Congrats on your milestones brahj & Freofalcon

 

[Strigoi]

Nice week, Warriors. Thanks for the entertainment. Good luck the rest of the way.

Dragons!!
My treat at Crocodile Drunkee’s!

Thanks for posting a win for us, philreich!

 

[T2B_]

Anyway thanks for the week Warriors and condolences, as much as I enjoy getting the 4 points, you're pretty likeable chaps these days so I don't enjoy dancing on your graves so to speak. This streak is really quite something, really is like a curse.
All the best for the rest of the season anyhow.

And thanks for posting philreich especially given your team in that other league is playing ATM.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Dragons FFC : 16.7.103
Coney Island Warriors : 10.10.70
=====================================

 

[spudmaster]

Yeah yeah, a 2 goal second half huh? You'll run out of ways to keep this streak alive one of these seasons.

Thanks for the week Dragons, always good for a laugh. Enjoy the rest of the long weekend and best of luck for the remainder of the season.

Thanks for posting Phil, though I pray your Easter eggs are vegan friendly as punishment!

Happy Easter Wazzas, and congrats to the milestone gents - celebrated in true Wazza fashion.

 

[Strigoi]

You should stop by Crocodile Drunkee’s before you leave, spudmaster. We can play drinking games!

 

[Dinsdale]

We'll beat you guys next season, the Simhousery can't go for 10 seasons... can it?

 

[spudmaster]

You should stop by Crocodile Drunkee’s before you leave, spudmaster. We can play drinking games!

Love it, sheepy!
See you there

 

[Hatchy1992]

Thanks for the week Wazzas. Good luck for the rest of the season!

Another good win Dragons! Let's keep this momentum going.

Happy Easter all!

 

[FootyGuy13]

Watched the Minecraft movie, what did I miss?

 

[FootyGuy13]

2 : 13.29 {lBP} - The ball is now with DJ75.
2 : 13.33 {CHB} - He sends the ball to Strigoi.
2 : 13.37 {CHB} - Strigoi slips at the crucial moment and its marked by Dinsdale.
2 : 13.41 {CHF} - Dinsdale with the ball now.
2 : 13.45 {FF} - Handpasses to toxic.
2 : 13.5 {FF} - toxic goes for goal.
2 : 13.53 {FF} - toxic's dobbed it.
Dragons FFC : 3.2.20
Coney Island Warriors : 8.7.55

Oh cool, we won. GG Dragons.

 

[Blaze Storm]

ljp turning back the clock

 

[spudmaster]

Watched the Minecraft movie, what did I miss?

A rather accurate summation of our second half.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

 

[FootyGuy13]

Oh cool, we won. GG Dragons.

3 : 21.19 {lFP} - Drizzy slowing down the play.
3 : 21.23 {lFP} - Drizzy from thirty metres.
3 : 21.27 {lFP} - That's number 1 for Drizzy.
Dragons FFC : 10.5.65
Coney Island Warriors : 9.9.63

Oh...that's what happened...

=====================================
SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Dragons FFC : 16.7.103
Coney Island Warriors : 10.10.70
=====================================

Oooooooh...

 

[Drizzy]

Dam what a combat

 

[Strigoi]

Watched the Minecraft movie, what did I miss?

How was the movie?
Looks funny/cute on the commercials.

 

[FootyGuy13]

How was the movie?
Looks funny/cute on the commercials.

It is a solid -7.5/10

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

After 14 Sweet FA seasons and a HOF induction later, I have only played in a single victory over the Dragons in all that time.

That victory came in Round 1, Season 26. My debut game.

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[TheInjuryFactory]

Congrats Dragons, it's just silly now.

All the best for the rest. Cheers for posting philreich I guess.