Official Match Thread SEASON 40, ROUND 16: Sin City Swamprats vs Ophidian Old Boys FFC at The Underground Stadium

[thewizardmelon]

Hi thewizardmelon

Are you cranky this week?

I’m never cranky, provided you aren’t a coward :’)

 

[thewizardmelon]

I respectfully wish you the worst of luck this week damicky

 

[philreich]

 

[MP_]

Come out and play

I’ll be there Sunday

 

[thewizardmelon]

I’ll be there Sunday

What have I got to do to see you out here Saturday too?

 

[MP_]

What have I got to do to see you out here Saturday too?

Geez you’re asking a bit too much from me

 

[sportsmaniac89]

What have I got to do to see you out here Saturday too?

Pay me!

 

[Dingster]

Geez you’re asking a bit too much from me

Speaking of low expectations what's for breaky?

 

[damicky]

Speaking of low expectations what's for breaky?

I just had bacon, an egg & toast

 

[Dingster]

I just had bacon, an egg & toast

Hook me up!

 

[Braklet]

I just had bacon, an egg & toast

I've been on a weird kick lately, roughly once a week I fry up a bologna/egg/cheese on wheat toast breakfast. Delish!

 

[Dingster]

I've been on a weird kick lately, roughly once a week I fry up a bologna/egg/cheese on wheat toast breakfast. Delish!

With a tumeric latte?

 

[Braklet]

I've also started dumping other cereals into rolled oats before cooking, adding flavors on top of the oats. So far my favorite is Grape Nuts, not sure you have that Down Under. Neither grapes nor nuts are involved.

Grape-Nuts - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Dingster]

I've also started dumping other cereals into rolled oats before cooking, adding flavors on top of the oats. So far my favorite is Grape Nuts, not sure you have that Down Under. Neither grapes nor nuts are involved.

Grape-Nuts - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

serial_thrilla is cooked?

 

[sabso]

I've also started dumping other cereals into rolled oats before cooking, adding flavors on top of the oats. So far my favorite is Grape Nuts, not sure you have that Down Under. Neither grapes nor nuts are involved.

Grape-Nuts - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Grape-nuts was the only cereal my granny had in her cupboard.

 

[MP_]

Speaking of low expectations what's for breaky?

Last nights leftovers

 

[MP_]

What have I got to do to see you out here Saturday too?

A decent coffee

 

[Braklet]

Last nights leftovers

Mrs Brak thinks I'm nuts, but I love leftovers for breakfast. Chinese takeout a fave...

 

[Dingster]

Mrs Brak thinks I'm nuts, but I love leftovers for breakfast. Chinese takeout a fave...

I've seen your food choices and Mrs Brak tells me privately that she thinks you're pregnant.

 

[serial_thrilla]

serial_thrilla is cooked?

 

[Dingster]

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serial_thrilla has purple hair.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

SPOTSWOOD SPECTATOR PRESS RELEASE

“Behold! The Melon Hath Arrived!”

Ophidian Old Boys Unveil Magical Tunnel to Celebrate thewizardmelon’s 150th Game

In a spectacle befitting Sweet F.A. royalty, the Ophidian Old Boys have announced a jaw-dropping tribute to club legend thewizardmelon ahead of his 150th game on Sunday — a milestone that will be etched into the anal annals of fantasy qootball history with smoke, sorcery, and sequins.

The centrepiece? A Magical Entrance Tunnel shaped like a towering wizard hat, lined with glowing purple LED runes and pumping dry ice fog. As players emerge from the tunnel, a booming voice echoes across the stadium: “Behold! The Melon hath arrived!”

Fans are encouraged to chant in unison and toss enchanted melons (foam, not real) as thewizardmelon leads the Old Boys onto the field for the Old Boys final Home and Away game round 16 against the Rats.

Career Highlights

• Premiership Hero – Season 37 thewizardmelon played a pivotal role in securing the flag for the Ophidian Old Boys, delivering clutch disposals and a game-saving tackle in the dying seconds of the Grand Final.
• Hawks Captain – Seasons 34 to 36 before donning the purple, white and orange, thewizardmelon led the Hawks with distinction, guiding a young squad through three turbulent seasons and earning respect across the league for his tactical nous and melon-fuelled passion.

Congratulation thewizardmelon on 150 game milestone.

 

[philreich]

serial_thrilla has purple hair.

I think my hearing is failing me. I went to the doctor the other day and told him about it. He says, "Describe the symptoms to me." I replied, "Homer is a fat bloke, and Marj has blue hair."

 

[damicky]

I've been on a weird kick lately, roughly once a week I fry up a bologna/egg/cheese on wheat toast breakfast. Delish!

 

[damicky]

Hook me up!

You are close enough to call in for breakfast