SFA Christmas Wishlist

[Danger in Texas]

Dear MobbenClaus,

I have been a very good boy this year. I haven't done anything naughty on the Qooty field for a whole season! I hear that you are the deliverer of all qifts and qoys to all the people who live on SFA Island. If this is true, here is a list of qoys I want for Christmas:

• A premiership. My Snow Dome family has been very, VERY unlucky over the years. We have all been good this year, if that helps.
• 2 Jeeps, so I can brag to fumbler that I get double what he gets.
• To stay alive for once when I go into the Werewolf forest. Those mean vampires are picking on me again, and I don't like it.
• Some Pizza Shapes that I can give to beez. He's been the nicest SFA Islander ever in the past days, media community service is something that should be rewarded.
• N00dz of Rosie Jones. The police are being ever so strict now.
• Someone who can constantly remind me how lazy I am with the player reviews. I need motivation, MobbenClaus!
• A Walter White mask. I want to be reminded of the Freakie of old, not the one that everyone calls 'overrated'.
• More quotes from cooney saying how good me and my teammates are. I hope attention-seeking isn't a sin, MobbenCla... ah forget it.
• And finally, I want one of those special SFA Christmas puddings. I heard that they include FIGJAMs. I think okey and Bosh have been addicted to it before.
• Oh, and can you put a lump of HaroCant coal under the tree of Tarks? He needs to switch his mind to something other than the thought of losing to the Dees next round.

Thank you so much MobbenClaus, you're the bestestest! The qookies and qilk will be waiting for you on the dining table.
From Child in Texas.

Feel welcome to post your own wishlists in here.

 

[Mobbs]

Well I dunno ... you see I checked the Player Review thread ... in fact I checked it twice ...

 

[okeydoke7]

I wish for peterss and Filthy Sanchez to stand down captains.

I wish for boncer34 to complete the knifing of Ljp86 and become sole captain leading to outcry that Boncer is both a club captain and administrator. The perception of bias will lead to backlash that sees Boncer vacate the role. I would like to see Ljp86 get his revenge on Boncer by claiming the vacant role. However, due to stubborn heavy handed tactics, there would be outcry within weeks. The ensuing shitfight would be a christmas present all on its own.

I wish for the Roys to sack a few of their posters. They have such quality in that team, but they have one or two bay style posters that stink of sweet undies.

I wish for the Royals to surge up the ladder. A goal or two would be nice, too.

I wish a good holiday period to all in the SFA. Apart from Wise Guy Sam I hate that guy.

 

[iBeng]

I wish for new shoes.

 

[Danoz]

I thought it was Santa Fuhrer?

 

[iBeng]

I thought it was Santa Fuhrer?

Does he have Nein Reindeer?

 

[fumbler]

You can't handle two Jeeps.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

DiT, you're ebony?

 

[Noobz0r]

I wish that Danger in Texas and BoshtrichBurger would just **** already.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

I wish that Danger in Texas and BoshtrichBurger would just **** already.

...He's underaged...

And it would be incest if we did do da deed.

You sicko you...

 

[Danger in Texas]

I wish that Danger in Texas and BoshtrichBurger would just **** already.

Your list is so mainstream.

 

[Mobbs]

...He's underaged...

And it would be incest if we did do da deed.

You sicko you...

Are you saving yourself for him?

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Are you saving yourself for him?

Am I that transparent?

 

[Broken]

I wish for the Roys to sack a few of their posters. They have such quality in that team, but they have one or two bay style posters that stink of sweet undies.

That probably explains why I was given a resignation form to fill in as a reply to my letter to Santafuhrer

 

[Ashton Agar]

I'd like a happy and safe Qhristmas for everyone involved in the SFA and their families.

 

[Mooch]

I'd like a happy and safe Qhristmas for everyone involved in the SFA and their families.

You're like the Miss Universe contestant who wants world peace. When is the swim suit round?

Oh and Danger in Texas - I heard MobbenClaus only has an apple, an orange, a lump of coal and a shitty stick for you.

 

[Danger in Texas]

You're like the Miss Universe contestant who wants world peace. When is the swim suit round?

Oh and Danger in Texas - I heard MobbenClaus only has an apple, an orange, a lump of coal and a shitty stick for you.

Heh, like you'd know. What next, you're going to say that you play on the same team as MobbenClaus? Give me a break.

 

[Mooch]

Heh, like you'd know. What next, you're going to say that you play on the same team as MobbenClaus? Give me a break.

Let's just say I have detailed files on him.

 

[beez]

A) A Baghdad Premiership.
2) A Baghdad Premiership.
D) A Baghdad Premiership.

 

[Danger in Texas]

A) A Baghdad Premiership.
2) A Baghdad Premiership.
D) A Baghdad Premiership.

You've been watching Home Alone as well?

 

[Gentlemen]

fumbler to leave me alone

 

[fumbler]

fumbler to leave me alone

Is that a ruror or a request?

Merry Xmas to you.

 

[A Bit High]

All menbers of SFA have a safe and Merry Xmas
Gumbies get talked about for all the right reasons.
Gumbies go back to back.
StFly is able to resume normal service due to things improving in real life

 

[fumbler]

Uncle_Leo is back. While it wasn't actually a wish for Xmas i did want to see him make a comeback and am always happy to see as many players return to the Sweets that have left.

Member of One PAFC ^^^^^^