Stats & History SFA Season 19 Fixture, Ladder and Statistics Thread

[3KZ is Football]

A week of you two.

I'd have more fun stapling my scrotum to my desk...

What is it with Seaford Shorty and his scrotum? He was stapling it to his desk last time we played the #KeyboardWarriors.

 

[Mobbs]

I kicked 2 goals not that it's important.

GO ROYALS!!!!!!!! WOOP WOOP!!

^5 !

 

[El Dubya]

What is it with Seaford Shorty and his scrotum? He was stapling it to his desk last time we played the #KeyboardWarriors.

What a witty nickname. Do your fellow Royals call you Brains?

 

[BigJoeD_]

What a witty nickname. Do your fellow Royals call you Brains?

Usually with a 'shitfa' preceding it

 

[3KZ is Football]

What a witty nickname. Do your fellow Royals call you Brains?

Usually with a 'shitfa' preceding it

Must be pension week if you guys are up and about.

 

[Mooch]

Must be pension week if you guys are up and about.

Nah. There was a fire at the glue factory down the road and a gentle breeze has been wafting their way for a day or two now.

 

[3KZ is Football]

Nah. There was a fire at the glue factory down the road and a gentle breeze has been wafting their way for a day or two now.

That explains it. They better be careful though, because they don't have many brain cells to spare.

 

[Ljp86]

Other statistics and information added.

 

[Mighty P]

I kicked 2 goals not that it's important.

GO ROYALS!!!!!!!! WOOP WOOP!!

I agree wit this sentiment.

I KICKED 3! WOOHOOOO!

All the more impressive in an important final if I may say so...considering I couldn't kick a goal from one metre out earlier in the year.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Usually with a 'shitfa' preceding it

It's the Sweet FA. How dare you make a mockery of the league Mobbs created.

Show some respect.

 

[BigJoeD_]

It's the Sweet FA. How dare you make a mockery of the league Mobbs created.

Show some respect.

Like this?

What is it with Seaford Shorty and his scrotum? He was stapling it to his desk last time we played the #KeyboardWarriors.

How about cleaning up your own backyard, you insufferable hypocrite

 

[El Dubya]

It's the Sweet FA. How dare you make a mockery of the league Mobbs created.

Show some respect.

Sometimes I wonder if you even know what you're outraged by.

 

[3KZ is Football]

A week of you two.

I'd have more fun stapling my scrotum to my desk...

Like this?

How about cleaning up your own backyard, you insufferable hypocrite

Here's some statistics BigJoeD (umb)

Times Frankston Rover introduced mention of stapling his his scrotum to his desk into this thread = 1.
Total times Frankston Rover has mentioned stapling his scrotum to his desk >1

Who introduced the topic? You should get someone to read all relevant sections of a thread to you before getting all huffy.

Times The Gold City Royals have defeated the #KeyboardWarriors this season = 1.
Times the #KeyboardWarriors have defeated The Gold City Royals this season = 0.

Loving that stat.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Here's some statistics BigJoeD (umb)

Some typically highbrow Royals wit right there

 

[Ljp86]

Headlines

• Dragons power home to brush aside Hawks
• Stronzo masterclass helps Warriors demolish Royals



First Semi Final


Coney Island Warriors 4.5 10.10 19.12 22.12 (144)
Gold City Royals 2.3 3.4 8.5 13.10 (88)


Goals - Coney Island Warriors: Stronzo 10; Aussie Rocker, Mr_Smooth 3; alex_is_on_fire 2; Raveneyes, NetworkNerd, Les Norton, El Dubya
Gold City Royals: Son of God 3; sverike25, Blacky 2; Tommycash, Speck, Dirty Bird, Igloo, Easty, bgt2110

Best - Coney Island Warriors: Stronzo, Mr_Smooth, The Mighty Boosh, alex_is_on_fire, El Dubya, Raveneyes, Les Norton
Gold City Royals: Easty, Son of God, Tommycash, timtamWB, Marlowe


At Van Cortlandt Park.



Second Semi Final


Dragons FFC 5.0 9.1 17.4 20.7 (127)
East Side Hawks 4.5 11.5 13.7 15.10 (100)



Goals - Dragons FFC: Pie 4 Life 5; boncer34 4; jenny61_99, Ljp86, PVF 2; Gee Dub, chefmeister, Hate, Danoz, Guardian Hawk
East Side Hawks: Citroin 3; Dagless, Tarkyn_24, WaLkEr_ThE_StAr, scaryness, okeydoke7 2; go you pups, Gentlemen

Best - Dragons FFC: chefmeister, Andonis1997, Hate, Danoz, LCynic, Ljp86
East Side Hawks: Citroin, jackenny, larrikin, Tarkyn_24, Dagless, HawkAussie


At Dragon Island.




Finals - Week Three Fixtures

First Preliminary Final: Fighting Furies vs Dragons FFC at Punt Road
Second Preliminary Final: Roys FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at Brunwick Junction Oval (MOTR)



Scoring Averages/Efficiency Season 19

Av Points                SF      SA      HF      HA      AF      AA    Goals  Behinds   Acc%    Rat%

Coney Island Warriors  113.24   94.29  103.90   99.10  126.57   87.43   290    185      61.05  156.76
Dragons FFC            108.53   91.76  120.25   91.25   98.11   92.22   278    177      61.10  157.06
East Side Hawks         97.53   97.82   91.71  106.43  101.60   91.80   250    158      61.27  158.23
Fighting Furies        101.19   90.75   92.13   88.63  110.25   92.88   242    167      59.17  144.91
Gold City Royals        92.47   92.29   93.22   84.67   91.63  100.88   233    175      57.11  133.14
Roys FFC               104.13   98.25   99.44  100.00  110.14   96.00   247    184      57.31  134.24

Points Totals            SF   SA    HF   HA   AF   AA    H    A

Coney Island Warriors  1925 1603  1039  991  886  612   10    7
Dragons FFC            1845 1560   962  730  883  830    8    9
East Side Hawks        1658 1663   642  745 1016  918    7   10
Fighting Furies        1619 1452   737  709  882  743    8    8
Gold City Royals       1572 1569   839  762  733  807    9    8
Roys FFC               1666 1572   895  900  771  672    9    7

Fast Facts

• This is the second time in eight team SFA finals series where all four top sides have made it through to the preliminary finals. The only previous occasion where this occurred was in Season 07.
• On each occasion Dragons FFC have won a final they've kicked exactly 20 goals.
• Coney Island Warriors' score of 22.12 (144) is the club's highest score in a finals match.
• Fighting Furies' preliminary final match against Dragons FFC will be the club's 36th final. This will see them take the outright lead for most finals matches played (currently tied with West Coast Wonders on 35 games).
• Today was also the fourth time that three of the four competing semi final teams have scored 100 points or more. The most recent occasion of this occurring was in Season 17.


Did you know? Tarkyn_24's two goals sees him become the equal leading goalkicker in SFA history, tying with winty on 428 goals.

 

[iBeng]

Juggalo Balla went goalless in a final...Odd.

 

[A Bit High]

Juggalo Balla went goalless in a final...Odd.

Was it wet?

 

[Stronzo]

Was it wet?

Some moisture in his eyes.

 

[El Dubya]

Was it wet?

The whore tree was definitely moist as it's inhabitants viewed our total demolition of the Royals.

 

[A Bit High]

Some moisture in his eyes.

That is fairly normal around these parts

The whore tree was definitely moist as it's inhabitants viewed our total demolition of the Royals.

She might need a smoke after that performance!!!

 

[fumbler]

That is fairly normal around these parts

 

[brahj]

Juggalo Balla went goalless in a final...Odd.

Don't go changin', Juggalo Balla

#GOAT

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Don't go changin', Juggalo Balla

#GOAT

Bull Mountain??

 

[iBeng]

Could we be looking at the biggest Grand Final clash, ever?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Could we be looking at the biggest Grand Final clash, ever?

It will be gigantic, no doubt.