Stats & History SFA Season 25 Fixture, Ladder and Statistics Thread

[The Filth Wizard]

Wow that's a bit harsh mate.

It’s fantasy mate.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Don't talk about sex in front of SM. He'll retire again

SM will come back for little more than a pound of Turkish Delight.

 

[I Dont Care]

SM will come back for little more than a pound of Turkish Delight.

A pound? What's that in decimal currency?

 

[Art Vandelay_]

At least I’ll be a dad.

I'm hurt. That's a right hook to the heart outta nowhere.
Enjoy your shock benching next week.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

A pound? What's that in decimal currency?

I was talking today about how in my youth I’d buy $2 worth of chips in chicken salt and it would come wrapped in just paper and I’d tear the top of the package off and those chips would burn my fingers but also they burned my throat and then I’d try to swallow the hot chips whole so I could feel them burning my throat but also I might choke on them but I had to hide that noise because I didn’t want anybody to know I’d stolen $2 from my mum.

 

[I Dont Care]

I was talking today about how in my youth I’d buy $2 worth of chips in chicken salt and it would come wrapped in just paper and I’d tear the top of the package off and those chips would burn my fingers but also they burned my throat and then I’d try to swallow the hot chips whole so I could feel them burning my throat but also I might choke on them but I had to hide that noise because I didn’t want anybody to know I’d stolen $2 from my mum.

You did it wrong. You forgot the vinegar

 

[Noobz0r]

Hey guys what's going

Don't tell Noobz0r.

On... er, as you were...

 

[The Filth Wizard]

You did it wrong. You forgot the vinegar

Chicken salt and vinegar cost $2.30.

 

[I Dont Care]

Hey guys what's going

On... er, as you were...

You was going to say "On your bike" But then you remembered you are the bike...

 

[Noobz0r]

The sexual tension in this thread is literally killing me.

 

[I Dont Care]

Chicken salt and vinegar cost $2.30.

It was free when I did it

 

[Noobz0r]

You was going to say "On your bike" But then you remembered you are the bike...

I do like getting around on my wheels.

 

[I Dont Care]

The sexual tension in this thread is literally killing me.

Maybe you shouldn't pull it so hard...the boys should teach you

 

[brahj]

At least I’ll be a dad.

Gero is now Ded.

 

[Wojcinski]

You did it wrong. You forgot the vinegar

Don't be disgusting

 

[por_please_ya]

WHAT INCREDIBLE FIXTURE DISCUSSION

And still no fixture discussion

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Don't talk about sex in front of SM. He'll retire again

Wasn’t that the leagues plan?

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Don't be disgusting

You need some acid to balance out the massive amount of oil you get. Vinegar or lemon juice (my preference) do this well

 

[por_please_ya]

Xenxen please stop being so overtly sexual towards other posters. It's the real reason I retired.

Girls just wanna have fun........

 

[Wojcinski]

You need some acid to balance out the massive amount of oil you get. Vinegar or lemon juice (my preference) do this well

No you don't, vinegar on chips is something my dad does. Are you my dad?

 

[Ned_Flanders]

No you don't, vinegar on chips is something my dad does. Are you my dad?

No, but I'm not a gen y flog or god forbid a millennial either

 

[por_please_ya]

No you don't, vinegar on chips is something my dad does. Are you my dad?

I thought rfctiger74 was everyone's dad.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

I thought rfctiger74 was everyone's dad.

I've told you once, and I'll tell you again, your mums getting nothing from me without a positive DNA test

 

[Blaze Storm]

I've told you once, and I'll tell you again, you're mums getting nothing from me without a positive DNA test

She tried testing with samples from your bedsheets, but she couldn't work out which of the 27 samples were yours.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

No, but I'm not a gen y flog or god forbid a millennial either

Baby boomer?