Event SFAEW Season 36: Festivus Frenzy and the SFAEW Awards on now!

[PhenomenalV1]

IT'S NOT REALLY REVOLUTIONARY ANYMORE

IT'S VAGUELY BOLD IN SOME FORM OF VERY SPECIFIC CONTEXT

IT'S STILL AT THE CREATIVE WHIMS OF Kennedy Parker

IT'S SOMETHING A SURPRISING NUMBER OF PEOPLE ARE WAY TOO INTO

IT'S BEEN A SHAMELESS RIP-OFF FOR TWO AND A HALF YEARS NOW

IT'S BACK AGAIN FOR A SIXTH SEASON

IT'S GETTING IT'S FIRST EVER AWARD SHOW

IT'S:

SFAEW: The Sweet Football Association's Elite Wrestling.



That's right, SFAEW is back for a whopping sixth season, and we definitely qualify as an event thread!



If you're a little behind on your storyline knowhow, let's get you up to speed.



SweetaMania 5 Recap:

​

• ShaunDuggan retains the Intercity Championship in an instant classic against Braklet!​
• Kennedy Parker crushed Mobbs!​
• Grand Uncle Horace captained the Wonders to victory in the Premiership Scramble! Shame about the actual Grand Final...​
• Elton Johns Wig defeated me in a hard-hitting Street Fight!​
• Ligma, Robertio and Callums_Guns saw off The Irrelevance to claim the Trios Championships!​
• Hate claimed the ClarkeMoney in the Bank Briefcase!​
• Tonga Bob defeated The Filth Wizard to end the Warriors-nWo Civil War!​
• serial_thrilla massacred his friendship with U2tigers to win the Hardcore Championship!​
• Tigerturbulance and Mrs Turbo became the first married couple to win the Tag Team Championships!​
• And in the main event, TheInjuryFactory ended Bonz's streak to become the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship!​

The SFAEW Awards


For the first time ever, we've got some awards to be voted on!

If you're reading this, please check out the link below to vote on the best and worst moments of SFAEW Season 35!

SFAEW Awards: Season 35

1 vote per category

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I'll be revealing the winners in an upcoming special in the next couple of weeks!




The Offseason Special


Anyway, this Sunday we've got ourselves the usual Offseason Special, so let's see what's on the card:






After a tumultuous end to the last season, nWo leader The Filth Wizard takes on the man who betrayed him, The Half Back, with the loser being forced to leave SFAEW!





Callums_Guns, Ligma and Robertio make their first defence of the Trios Championships against Premiership Scramble winners Grand Uncle Horace, JT_the_Man and Brenton Davy!






Falconista and Supersuns meet in the ring to determine the next Intercity Championship challenger!






It's a double debut as Sun Ra and James Colorado face off in the Rookie Rumble!






serial_thrilla makes his first defence of the Hardcore Championship against 3-time former Tag Team champion HARPSichord, in a No Disqualification match!






It's a real Clash of Champions!

World and Intercity Champions TheInjuryFactory and ShaunDuggan are up against World Tag Champions Tigerturbulance and Mrs Turbo in an exhibition bout for the ages!



And in your main event of the pre-season:





...We may have to change it last minute, but as it stands, Kennedy Parker and Elton Johns Wig are set to collide, with the winner getting a World Championship match in Round 1!




See you Sunday, and don't forget to vote!​

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Welp, goodbye The Filth Wizard you had a good run.

 

[damicky]

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Callums_Guns, Ligma and Robertio make their first defence of the Trios Championships against Premiership Scramble winners Grand Uncle Horace, JT_the_Man and Brenton Davy!
​

IN: The Cheese

OUT: Brenton Davy

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Welp, goodbye The Filth Wizard you had a good run.

But I love this place

 

[Mrs Turbo]

you boys are going doooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnn
TheInjuryFactory and ShaunDuggan

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

IN: The Cheese

OUT: Brenton Davy

Not a chance.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

CURRENT CHAMPIONS
​

WRESTLER​	CHAMPIONSHIP HELD​	DATE WON​	DAYS HELD​
Shaun Freakin' Duggan​	World Heavyweight Championship​	15/10/2023​	66​
PhenomenalV1 & Bonz​	World Tag Team Championships​	5/11/2023​	11​
Elton Johns Wig​	Intercity Championship​	8/10/2023​	73​
Ligma​	Hardcore Championship​	9/12/2023​	11​
Grand Uncle Horace, Braklet & JT_the_Man​	Trios Championships​	9/12/2023​	11​

Dates and stats correct as of 20/12/23.

OTHER CURRENT ACHIEVEMENTS​

WRESTLER​	ACHIEVEMENT HELD​	DATE WON​	DAYS HELD​
Senor M​	ClarkeMoney in the Bank​	9/12/2023​	11​

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

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you boys are going doooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnn
TheInjuryFactory and ShaunDuggan

LOL. You can't handle the jandal.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

It's Sunday, you know what that means!



It's time for the SFAEW Offseason Spectacular!



Kicking us off tonight:

serial_thrilla defends the Hardcore Championship against HARPSichord!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
serial_thrilla attempts an armdrag takedown, but HARPSichord counters it with a lariat.
HARPSichord is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
HARPSichord performs a neck-scissors against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord hits a kick to the head on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord works the crowd.
HARPSichord further incites the crowd.
HARPSichord hits a forearm to the back on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord hits an elbowsmash on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord attempts to place serial_thrilla on the turnbuckle, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
HARPSichord runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla tries a dropkick, but HARPSichord steps out of the way.
HARPSichord tries a flying axhandle, but serial_thrilla counters it with an intercept dropkick.
serial_thrilla places HARPSichord on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla goes for a top-rope Frankensteiner, but HARPSichord counters it with a power bomb.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
HARPSichord further incites the crowd.
HARPSichord hits a hiptoss on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord attempts a double foot stomp, but serial_thrilla rolls out of the way.
serial_thrilla catches HARPSichord in a figure-four leglock.
HARPSichord is struggling to reach the ropes.
serial_thrilla lets go after 11 seconds.
serial_thrilla covers HARPSichord.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla whips HARPSichord into the ropes.
serial_thrilla performs a dropkick against HARPSichord.
HARPSichord springs to his feet.
HARPSichord performs an eye gouge against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a shoulderblock.
HARPSichord misses with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla performs a bodyslam against HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla hits the Vertebreaker on HARPSichord.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla whips HARPSichord into the ropes, but HARPSichord reverses it.
HARPSichord misses with a clothesline.
HARPSichord performs a dropkick against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord works the crowd.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
HARPSichord goes for a basement dropkick, but serial_thrilla rolls out of the way.
serial_thrilla whips HARPSichord into the ropes.
HARPSichord hits serial_thrilla with an elbow.
HARPSichord tries a flying axhandle, but serial_thrilla counters it with
an intercept superkick.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla uses a flying forearm on HARPSichord.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla nails HARPSichord with a flying forearm.
serial_thrilla attempts a hiptoss, but HARPSichord counters it with a facerake.
HARPSichord hits a kneebreaker on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord hits a hiptoss on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord executes a fireman's carry against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord executes a kneebreaker against serial_thrilla.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
HARPSichord uses a dropkick on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord gets a half Boston on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord lets go after 14 seconds.
HARPSichord performs a jawbreaker against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord executes an Ace Crusher against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord performs a dropkick against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord uses a jawbreaker on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord works the crowd.
HARPSichord runs into the ropes.
HARPSichord hits serial_thrilla with an elbow.
HARPSichord runs into the ropes.
HARPSichord misses with a clothesline.
HARPSichord hits serial_thrilla with a kick.
HARPSichord executes a huracanrana from the second rope against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
HARPSichord hits serial_thrilla with a kick.
HARPSichord executes an Ace Crusher against serial_thrilla.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
HARPSichord goes for a half Boston, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla whips HARPSichord into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a kick.
serial_thrilla hits HARPSichord with a kick.
serial_thrilla takes HARPSichord down with a front-layout suplex.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla performs a hiptoss against HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla executes a moonsault bodyblock against HARPSichord.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla performs a flying dropkick against HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla locks HARPSichord in a reverse figure-four leglock.
HARPSichord is valiantly trying to break the hold.
HARPSichord tries to escape the hold.
HARPSichord gets ahold of the ropes after being locked up for 34 seconds.
serial_thrilla nails HARPSichord with a DDT.
serial_thrilla nails HARPSichord with a side slam.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
HARPSichord attempts a hiptoss, but serial_thrilla counters it with a lariat.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
HARPSichord springs to his feet.
HARPSichord hits a lung blower on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord hits a basement dropkick on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord executes a huracanrana from the second rope against serial_thrilla.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
HARPSichord uses a neck-scissors on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord performs a kick to the head against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord hits an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on serial_thrilla.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
HARPSichord executes a dropkick against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord uses a double foot stomp on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord hits a bodyslam on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord uses a jawbreaker on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord executes the Mic Drop on serial_thrilla.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
HARPSichord whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla goes for an armdrag takedown, but HARPSichord reverses it.
HARPSichord hits a back suplex on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord nails serial_thrilla with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
HARPSichord attempts a reverse neckbreaker, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla throws HARPSichord out of the ring.
serial_thrilla jumps onto him with a springboard plancha.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla executes a double leg slam against HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla whips HARPSichord into the guardrail.
serial_thrilla goes for an inverted atomic drop, but HARPSichord blocks it.
HARPSichord executes an Ace Crusher against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord throws serial_thrilla back into the ring.
HARPSichord attempts a dropkick to the knee, but serial_thrilla steps out of the way.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla shoves Richard Head.
serial_thrilla shoves Richard Head.
serial_thrilla shoves down Richard Head.
serial_thrilla uses a flying dropkick on HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
serial_thrilla performs a flying dropkick against HARPSichord.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla attempts to place HARPSichord on the turnbuckle, but HARPSichord blocks it.
serial_thrilla hits the Vertebreaker on HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla attempts to place HARPSichord on the turnbuckle, but HARPSichord blocks it.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
HARPSichord hits serial_thrilla with a backdrop.
serial_thrilla falls out of the ring.
HARPSichord jumps onto him with a plancha.
A few fans are trying to get a shot in.
HARPSichord shoves serial_thrilla into the guardrail.
HARPSichord performs a reverse neckbreaker against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord runs serial_thrilla into the ringsteps.
HARPSichord uses a kick to the midsection on serial_thrilla.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
serial_thrilla uses a DDT on HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla throws HARPSichord back into the ring.
serial_thrilla performs a springboard cutter against HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla sets up HARPSichord on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla uses a top-rope Frankensteiner on HARPSichord.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla shoves down Richard Head.
serial_thrilla is thrown the SFAEW Hardcore Championship.
serial_thrilla catches HARPSichord in a choke against the SFAEW Hardcore Championship.
HARPSichord tries to escape the hold.
HARPSichord is writhing in pain.
HARPSichord submits after 14 seconds.
The crowd erupts.

The winner is serial_thrilla. Time of match: 0:13:22
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


And the Friendship Butcher retains! Boo this man!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Secondly:

Falconista and Supersuns duke it out for IC Title contendership!​

 

[HARPSichord]

They lock up.
serial_thrilla attempts an armdrag takedown, but HARPSichord counters it with a lariat.
HARPSichord is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
HARPSichord performs a neck-scissors against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord hits a kick to the head on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord works the crowd.
HARPSichord further incites the crowd.
HARPSichord hits a forearm to the back on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord hits an elbowsmash on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord attempts to place serial_thrilla on the turnbuckle, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
HARPSichord runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla tries a dropkick, but HARPSichord steps out of the way.
HARPSichord tries a flying axhandle, but serial_thrilla counters it with an intercept dropkick.
serial_thrilla places HARPSichord on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla goes for a top-rope Frankensteiner, but HARPSichord counters it with a power bomb.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
HARPSichord further incites the crowd.
HARPSichord hits a hiptoss on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord attempts a double foot stomp, but serial_thrilla rolls out of the way.
serial_thrilla catches HARPSichord in a figure-four leglock.
HARPSichord is struggling to reach the ropes.
serial_thrilla lets go after 11 seconds.
serial_thrilla covers HARPSichord.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla whips HARPSichord into the ropes.
serial_thrilla performs a dropkick against HARPSichord.
HARPSichord springs to his feet.
HARPSichord performs an eye gouge against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a shoulderblock.
HARPSichord misses with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla performs a bodyslam against HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla hits the Vertebreaker on HARPSichord.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla whips HARPSichord into the ropes, but HARPSichord reverses it.
HARPSichord misses with a clothesline.
HARPSichord performs a dropkick against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord works the crowd.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
HARPSichord goes for a basement dropkick, but serial_thrilla rolls out of the way.
serial_thrilla whips HARPSichord into the ropes.
HARPSichord hits serial_thrilla with an elbow.
HARPSichord tries a flying axhandle, but serial_thrilla counters it with
an intercept superkick.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla uses a flying forearm on HARPSichord.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla nails HARPSichord with a flying forearm.
serial_thrilla attempts a hiptoss, but HARPSichord counters it with a facerake.
HARPSichord hits a kneebreaker on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord hits a hiptoss on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord executes a fireman's carry against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord executes a kneebreaker against serial_thrilla.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
HARPSichord uses a dropkick on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord gets a half Boston on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord lets go after 14 seconds.
HARPSichord performs a jawbreaker against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord executes an Ace Crusher against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord performs a dropkick against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord uses a jawbreaker on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord works the crowd.
HARPSichord runs into the ropes.
HARPSichord hits serial_thrilla with an elbow.
HARPSichord runs into the ropes.
HARPSichord misses with a clothesline.
HARPSichord hits serial_thrilla with a kick.
HARPSichord executes a huracanrana from the second rope against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
HARPSichord hits serial_thrilla with a kick.
HARPSichord executes an Ace Crusher against serial_thrilla.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
HARPSichord goes for a half Boston, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla whips HARPSichord into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a kick.
serial_thrilla hits HARPSichord with a kick.
serial_thrilla takes HARPSichord down with a front-layout suplex.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla performs a hiptoss against HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla executes a moonsault bodyblock against HARPSichord.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla performs a flying dropkick against HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla locks HARPSichord in a reverse figure-four leglock.
HARPSichord is valiantly trying to break the hold.
HARPSichord tries to escape the hold.
HARPSichord gets ahold of the ropes after being locked up for 34 seconds.
serial_thrilla nails HARPSichord with a DDT.
serial_thrilla nails HARPSichord with a side slam.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
HARPSichord attempts a hiptoss, but serial_thrilla counters it with a lariat.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
HARPSichord springs to his feet.
HARPSichord hits a lung blower on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord hits a basement dropkick on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord executes a huracanrana from the second rope against serial_thrilla.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
HARPSichord uses a neck-scissors on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord performs a kick to the head against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord hits an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on serial_thrilla.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
HARPSichord executes a dropkick against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord uses a double foot stomp on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord hits a bodyslam on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord uses a jawbreaker on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord executes the Mic Drop on serial_thrilla.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
HARPSichord whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla goes for an armdrag takedown, but HARPSichord reverses it.
HARPSichord hits a back suplex on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord nails serial_thrilla with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
HARPSichord attempts a reverse neckbreaker, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla throws HARPSichord out of the ring.
serial_thrilla jumps onto him with a springboard plancha.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla executes a double leg slam against HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla whips HARPSichord into the guardrail.
serial_thrilla goes for an inverted atomic drop, but HARPSichord blocks it.
HARPSichord executes an Ace Crusher against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord throws serial_thrilla back into the ring.
HARPSichord attempts a dropkick to the knee, but serial_thrilla steps out of the way.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla shoves Richard Head.
serial_thrilla shoves Richard Head.
serial_thrilla shoves down Richard Head.
serial_thrilla uses a flying dropkick on HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
serial_thrilla performs a flying dropkick against HARPSichord.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla attempts to place HARPSichord on the turnbuckle, but HARPSichord blocks it.
serial_thrilla hits the Vertebreaker on HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla attempts to place HARPSichord on the turnbuckle, but HARPSichord blocks it.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
HARPSichord hits serial_thrilla with a backdrop.
serial_thrilla falls out of the ring.
HARPSichord jumps onto him with a plancha.
A few fans are trying to get a shot in.
HARPSichord shoves serial_thrilla into the guardrail.
HARPSichord performs a reverse neckbreaker against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord runs serial_thrilla into the ringsteps.
HARPSichord uses a kick to the midsection on serial_thrilla.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
serial_thrilla uses a DDT on HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla throws HARPSichord back into the ring.
serial_thrilla performs a springboard cutter against HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla sets up HARPSichord on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla uses a top-rope Frankensteiner on HARPSichord.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla shoves down Richard Head.
serial_thrilla is thrown the SFAEW Hardcore Championship.
serial_thrilla catches HARPSichord in a choke against the SFAEW Hardcore Championship.
HARPSichord tries to escape the hold.
HARPSichord is writhing in pain.
HARPSichord submits after 14 seconds.
The crowd erupts.

The winner is serial_thrilla. Time of match: 0:13:22
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


And the Friendship Butcher retains! Boo this man!

L after L for HARPSichord.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
SuperSuns runs into the ropes.
SuperSuns tries a running front dropkick, but Falconista steps out of the way.
GWS Goose comes to ringside.
Falconista attempts to place SuperSuns on the turnbuckle, but SuperSuns blocks it.
Falconista attempts an abdominal stretch, but SuperSuns blocks it.
SuperSuns whips Falconista into the ropes.
Falconista hits SuperSuns with an elbow.
Falconista attempts a kick to the thigh, but SuperSuns counters it with a dragon screw.
SuperSuns kicks Falconista.
SuperSuns hits Falconista.
SuperSuns tries a snap mare, but Falconista blocks it.
Falconista tries a piledriver, but SuperSuns blocks it.
SuperSuns uses the Dynamite Plunger on Falconista.
SuperSuns pulls the tights.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Senor M comes to ringside.
SuperSuns attempts a lariat, but Falconista counters it with a hiptoss.
Falconista uses a vertical suplex on SuperSuns.
Falconista executes a spinning mule kick against SuperSuns.
There are lots of chants for Falconista.
Falconista uses an elbowsmash on SuperSuns.
Falconista uses an elbowsmash on SuperSuns.
Senor M throws SuperSuns a road sign.
SuperSuns tries to use it, but Falconista blocks the blow and takes it away from him.
Falconista hits SuperSuns with it and goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Falconista places SuperSuns on the turnbuckle.
Falconista tries a top-rope Frankensteiner, but SuperSuns counters it with a power bomb.
SuperSuns uses the ropes for leverage.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
SuperSuns performs a lariat against Falconista.
SuperSuns hits a diving flip piledriver on Falconista.
Numerous fans are using SuperSuns as target practice.
SuperSuns works the crowd.
SuperSuns performs a diving flip piledriver against Falconista.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
SuperSuns tries the Meteora, but Falconista rolls out of the way.
Falconista is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Falconista hits a vertical suplex on SuperSuns.
Falconista performs a back suplex against SuperSuns.
Falconista uses a hiptoss on SuperSuns.
Falconista uses a kick to the thigh on SuperSuns.
Falconista goes for a vertical suplex, but SuperSuns blocks it.
SuperSuns runs into the ropes.
GWS Goose hits SuperSuns in the back with a chair.
Chief threatens Falconista with disqualification.
Falconista gives the sign for the License to Kill.
Falconista executes the License to Kill on SuperSuns.
Falconista has the crowd going wild.
Falconista goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Falconista uses a snap mare on SuperSuns.
Falconista uses a ropeburn on SuperSuns.
Falconista whips SuperSuns into the ropes.
SuperSuns hits Falconista with a kick.
SuperSuns works the crowd.
The crowd is vociferously booing SuperSuns.
SuperSuns executes an open-handed chop against Falconista.
SuperSuns tries a lariat, but Falconista ducks out of the way.
Falconista performs a spinning mule kick against SuperSuns.
Falconista runs into the ropes.
Falconista and SuperSuns get hit with a double clothesline.
Falconista hits a snap mare on SuperSuns.
Falconista executes a spinning mule kick against SuperSuns.
Falconista performs a knee to the face against SuperSuns.
Falconista hits a back suplex on SuperSuns.
Falconista works the crowd.
The crowd is going crazy.
Falconista executes a back suplex against SuperSuns.
Falconista performs a double underhook backbreaker against SuperSuns.
Falconista uses a hammerlock lariat on SuperSuns.
Falconista is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Falconista executes a spinning backbreaker against SuperSuns.
Falconista covers SuperSuns.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Falconista whips Chief into the ropes.
Falconista hits Chief with a backbreaker.
Chief is out cold.
Chief shakes off the pain.
Falconista runs into the ropes.
SuperSuns misses with an elbow.
Falconista hits SuperSuns with an elbow.
Falconista whips SuperSuns into the ropes, but SuperSuns reverses it.
SuperSuns misses with a clothesline.
Falconista misses with an elbow.
SuperSuns misses with a shoulderblock.
SuperSuns hits Falconista with a kick.
SuperSuns uses a dragon screw on Falconista.
SuperSuns tries a diving flip piledriver, but Falconista counters it with a backdrop.
Falconista hits a ropeburn on SuperSuns.
Falconista hits a dropkick on SuperSuns.
Falconista attempts to place SuperSuns on the turnbuckle, but SuperSuns blocks it.
Falconista executes an elbowsmash against SuperSuns.
Falconista performs a kick to the thigh against SuperSuns.
Falconista whips SuperSuns into the ropes, but SuperSuns reverses it.
SuperSuns hits a lariat on Falconista.
SuperSuns tries a double underhook piledriver, but Falconista counters it with a backdrop.
Falconista is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Falconista nails SuperSuns with a hammerlock lariat.
Falconista has the crowd going wild.
Falconista executes the License to Kill on SuperSuns.
Falconista goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Falconista runs into the ropes.
Senor M hits Falconista in the back with a chair.
Chief threatens SuperSuns with disqualification.
SuperSuns executes the Monster Bomb on Falconista.
SuperSuns is being booed out of the building.
SuperSuns goes for the pin.
SuperSuns pulls the tights.
Chief counts: One, two, he sees it.
Chief threatens SuperSuns with disqualification.
SuperSuns uses a double underhook piledriver on Falconista.
SuperSuns whips Falconista into the ropes.
Senor M pulls down the top rope.
Chief threatens SuperSuns with disqualification.
SuperSuns goes outside.
SuperSuns whips Falconista into the guardrail.
SuperSuns performs an open-handed chop against Falconista.
Chief counts: 1.
Chief counts: 2.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
SuperSuns throws Falconista back into the ring.
Falconista executes the License to Kill on SuperSuns.
The crowd is going crazy.
Falconista goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Falconista throws Chief out of the ring.
Chief is out cold.
Falconista throws SuperSuns out of the ring.
Falconista jumps onto him with a baseball slide.
Falconista gets back into the ring.
SuperSuns rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Chief crawls back into the ring.
Chief gets up.
Falconista runs into the ropes.
Senor M pulls down the top rope.
Chief threatens SuperSuns with disqualification.
Chief counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Falconista reenters the ring.
Falconista tries a spinning backbreaker, but SuperSuns counters it with a spinning headscissors.
SuperSuns executes the Monster Bomb on Falconista.
The crowd is vociferously booing SuperSuns.
SuperSuns goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Supersuns. Time of match: 0:09:29
Sim Rating: *** 1/2


I do believe that this is the first time Supersuns will ever challenge for a singles title! Good luck against Duggan in Round 1!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Thirdly:

Sun Ra and James Colorado square off in the Rookie Rumble!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Sun Ra uses a release German suplex on James Colorado.
Sun Ra gets a choke against the ropes on James Colorado.
Chief warns Sun Ra to let go.
Chief counts: One, two, three, four.
Chief counts: One, two, three, four.
Sun Ra performs a dropkick against James Colorado.
Sun Ra goes for a kick to the head, but James Colorado blocks it.
James Colorado uses an elbowsmash on Sun Ra.
James Colorado kicks Sun Ra.
James Colorado is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
James Colorado punches Sun Ra.
James Colorado whips Sun Ra into the ropes.
James Colorado misses with a shoulderblock.
Sun Ra and James Colorado get hit with a double clothesline.
Sun Ra executes a cartwheel kick against James Colorado.
Sun Ra attempts a spinning backbreaker, but James Colorado counters it with an elbowsmash.
James Colorado goes for a springboard cutter, but Sun Ra counters it with the cross-face chicken wing.
James Colorado grabs the ropes after 5 seconds.
Sun Ra takes James Colorado down with a bodyslam.
Sun Ra uses a kick to the midsection on James Colorado.
Sun Ra hits a dropkick on James Colorado.
Sun Ra hits a kick to the head on James Colorado.
Sun Ra is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Sun Ra hits an elbowsmash on James Colorado.
Sun Ra performs an inverted headlock backbreaker against James Colorado.
Sun Ra covers James Colorado.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Sun Ra tries an armdrag takedown, but James Colorado counters it with a spinning headscissors.
James Colorado nails Sun Ra with a superkick.
James Colorado executes a 450 splash against Sun Ra.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
James Colorado goes for a reverse Frankensteiner, but Sun Ra counters it with
an electric chair facebuster.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sun Ra throws James Colorado out of the ring.
Sun Ra jumps onto him with a springboard corkscrew plancha.
Sun Ra hits an elbowsmash on James Colorado.
Chief counts: 1.
Sun Ra clears the announcers' table.
Sun Ra tries a spinning backbreaker, but James Colorado counters it with an elbowsmash.
James Colorado shoves Sun Ra into the guardrail.
James Colorado hits a dropkick on Sun Ra.
Chief counts: 2.
James Colorado shoves Sun Ra into the guardrail.
James Colorado reenters the ring.
Sun Ra rolls back in under the bottom rope.
James Colorado hits a slap on Sun Ra.
James Colorado covers Sun Ra.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
James Colorado throws Sun Ra out of the ring.
James Colorado rolls out under the bottom rope.
Chief counts: 1.
James Colorado performs a chop against Sun Ra.
Chief counts: 2.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Chief counts: 3.
James Colorado executes a snap suplex against Sun Ra.
Chief counts: 4.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Chief counts: 5.
Sun Ra throws James Colorado back into the ring.
Sun Ra uses an armdrag takedown on James Colorado.
Sun Ra performs a jawbreaker against James Colorado.
Sun Ra executes a release German suplex against James Colorado.
A portion of the crowd is booing Sun Ra.
Sun Ra hits a flying dropkick on James Colorado.
Sun Ra runs into the ropes.
James Colorado attempts a high knee, but Sun Ra ducks out of the way.
Sun Ra hits a Northern Lights suplex on James Colorado.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Sun Ra whips James Colorado into the ropes.
Sun Ra hits James Colorado with an elbow.
Sun Ra goes for a Fujiwara armbar, but James Colorado blocks it.
James Colorado uses a Samoan Drop on Sun Ra.
James Colorado uses an armdrag takedown on Sun Ra.
James Colorado uses a reverse Frankensteiner on Sun Ra.
James Colorado whips Sun Ra into the ropes.
James Colorado hits Sun Ra with an elbow.
James Colorado is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
James Colorado goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Sun Ra counters it with a punch.
Sun Ra uses a Northern Lights suplex on James Colorado.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
Sun Ra does the Tranquilo pose.
A portion of the crowd is booing Sun Ra.
Sun Ra goes for a springboard dropkick, but James Colorado steps out of the way.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to James Colorado.
James Colorado nails Sun Ra with a backbreaker.
A portion of the crowd is cheering James Colorado.
James Colorado hits a Frankensteiner on Sun Ra.
James Colorado performs a belly-to-belly suplex against Sun Ra.
James Colorado nails Sun Ra with a jumping knee strike.
James Colorado performs an elbowsmash against Sun Ra.
James Colorado takes Sun Ra down with a back suplex.
James Colorado is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
James Colorado attempts a dropkick, but Sun Ra steps out of the way.
Sun Ra executes the Bebop Drop on James Colorado.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
A portion of the crowd is booing Sun Ra.

The winner is Sun Ra. Time of match: 0:08:30
Sim Rating: ** 3/4


Hold the phones, Sun Ra's done it!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Fourthly:

Callums_Guns, Ligma and Robertio defend the Trios Titles against Grand Uncle Horace, JT_the_Man and Brenton Davy!​

 

[damicky]

L after L for HARPSichord.

Allies

 

[damicky]

I must have been rested for the real stuff

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Callums_Guns chops Brenton Davy.
There are lots of chants for Callums_Guns.
Brenton Davy punches Callums_Guns.
Brenton Davy punches Callums_Guns.
There are lots of chants for Brenton Davy.
Brenton Davy executes a waistlock takedown against Callums_Guns.
Brenton Davy performs a snap suplex against Callums_Guns.
Brenton Davy runs into the ropes.
Callums_Guns executes a backbreaker against Brenton Davy.
The crowd is really behind Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns uses the 6-1-9 on Brenton Davy.
Callums_Guns attempts a springboard forearm smash, but Brenton Davy steps out of the way.
Brenton Davy works the crowd.
The crowd is really behind Brenton Davy.
Brenton Davy attempts a flapjack, but Callums_Guns counters it with a lariat.
Callums_Guns hits a kneedrop on Brenton Davy.
Callums_Guns tags out to Ligma.
JT_The_Man enters the ring and lays out Callums_Guns.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
JT_The_Man leaves the ring.
Brenton Davy performs a forearm to the back against Ligma.
Brenton Davy tags out to Grand Uncle Horace.
Brenton Davy hits a lariat on Ligma.
Grand Uncle Horace catches Ligma in a choke sleeper.
Ligma is struggling to reach the ropes.
Ligma tries to escape the hold.
Ligma reaches the ropes after holding out for 6 seconds.
Callums_Guns enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Grand Uncle Horace and Brenton Davy whip Ligma into the ropes.
They hit Ligma with a double clothesline.
Grand Uncle Horace and Brenton Davy hit Ligma with a double fist to the midsection.
Grand Uncle Horace and Brenton Davy whip Ligma into the ropes.
They hit Ligma with a double kick to the midsection.
Callums_Guns gets back up and throws Brenton Davy out of the ring.
Callums_Guns gives him a lariat, but Grand Uncle Horace shows no reaction.
Ligma performs a dropkick to the back of the head against Grand Uncle Horace.
Callums_Guns leaves the ring.
Ligma hits an inverted power bomb on Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace begs off.
Ligma uses an enzuigiri on Grand Uncle Horace.
Ligma covers Grand Uncle Horace.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
Ligma complains about a slow count.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
A fan at ringside badmouths Grand Uncle Horace.
Ligma throws Grand Uncle Horace into the turnbuckle.
Ligma tags out to Robertio.
Robertio executes a swinging neckbreaker against Grand Uncle Horace.
Robertio seemingly enjoys the boos.
Robertio uses a snap mare on Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
Grand Uncle Horace is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Robertio hits a release Northern Lights suplex on Grand Uncle Horace.
Robertio tries a headbutt to the midsection, but Grand Uncle Horace
counters it with a kick to the head.
Grand Uncle Horace uses a legsweep on Robertio.
Grand Uncle Horace tags out to Brenton Davy.
Brenton Davy and Grand Uncle Horace whip Robertio into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Robertio with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move.
Robertio hits them with a double clothesline.
Grand Uncle Horace leaves the ring.
Robertio whips Brenton Davy into the ropes, but Brenton Davy reverses it.
Robertio hits Brenton Davy with a kick.
Robertio gives him a chop, but Brenton Davy only stares at him.
Robertio uses a snap mare on Brenton Davy.
Robertio strikes a pose.
Robertio further incites the crowd.
Robertio nails Brenton Davy with a swinging DDT.
Robertio nails Brenton Davy with a swinging neckbreaker.
Robertio runs into the ropes.
Robertio misses with an elbow.
Robertio attempts a swinging DDT, but Brenton Davy throws him off.
Brenton Davy hits Robertio.
Brenton Davy punches Robertio.
There are lots of chants for Brenton Davy.
Brenton Davy kicks Robertio.
Brenton Davy goes for a release German suplex, but Robertio counters it with a backward kick.
Robertio chops Brenton Davy.
Brenton Davy punches Robertio.
Robertio hits Brenton Davy.
Brenton Davy kicks Robertio.
Robertio hits Brenton Davy.
Robertio is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Robertio hits a flying cross body press on Brenton Davy.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Robertio tags out to Ligma.
Robertio nails Brenton Davy with a side slam.
Ligma hits a dropkick to the back of the head on Brenton Davy.
The crowd is behind Ligma all the way.
JT_The_Man enters the ring and throws Robertio out of the ring.
Brenton Davy and JT_The_Man hit Ligma with a double bodyslam.
JT_The_Man leaves the ring.
Brenton Davy gets a sleeperhold on Ligma.
Ligma reaches the ropes after being locked up for 7 seconds.
Brenton Davy nails Ligma with a powerslam.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Brenton Davy sets up Ligma on the turnbuckle.
Brenton Davy launches Ligma across the ring with a belly-to-belly superplex.
Brenton Davy hits Ligma.
The chants for Brenton Davy are deafening.
Brenton Davy chops Ligma.
Brenton Davy attempts a release German suplex, but Ligma counters it with an elbowsmash.
Ligma performs an elbowsmash against Brenton Davy.
Ligma executes a knee to the face against Brenton Davy.
Ligma tries a knee to the face, but Brenton Davy steps out of the way.
Brenton Davy is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Brenton Davy complains about a slow count.
Brenton Davy goes for a lariat, but Ligma counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
Brenton Davy inches his way towards the ropes after being locked up for 6 seconds.
The crowd erupts.
Ligma uses the Kamigoye on Brenton Davy.
Robertio enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Ligma and Robertio whip Brenton Davy into the ropes.
Ligma and Robertio hit Brenton Davy with a double backbreaker.
Ligma and Robertio hit Brenton Davy with a double elbowsmash.
Robertio leaves the ring.
Ligma goes for a backbreaker, but Brenton Davy blocks it.
Brenton Davy tags out to JT_The_Man.
Brenton Davy uses a bodyslam on Ligma.
JT_The_Man performs a diving shoulderblock against Ligma.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Brenton Davy leaves the ring.
JT_The_Man launches Ligma across the ring with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
JT_The_Man tries a belly-to-belly suplex, but Ligma counters it with a punch.
Ligma tags out to Robertio.
Ligma uses a backbreaker on JT_The_Man.
The crowd erupts.
Robertio uses a flying cross body press on JT_The_Man.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Brenton Davy enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Ligma nails JT_The_Man with a jumping knee strike.
Robertio hits a crucifix on JT_The_Man.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Ligma leaves the ring.
Robertio goes for a flying cross body press, but JT_The_Man counters it with a running powerslam.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
JT_The_Man runs into the ropes.
JT_The_Man misses with a clothesline.
JT_The_Man misses with a kick.
Robertio hits JT_The_Man with a shoulderblock.
Robertio uses a swinging neckbreaker on JT_The_Man.
Robertio seemingly enjoys the boos.
Robertio executes a kick to the midsection against JT_The_Man.
Robertio whips JT_The_Man into the ropes.
JT_The_Man misses with an elbow.
JT_The_Man hits a spear on Robertio.
JT_The_Man doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
JT_The_Man is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Brenton Davy enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Brenton Davy performs a backbreaker against Robertio.
JT_The_Man executes a diving shoulderblock against Robertio.
Ligma enters the ring and throws Brenton Davy out of the ring.
Ligma leaves the ring.
Robertio tries a Hotshot, but JT_The_Man counters it with a Thesz press.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
JT_The_Man tags out to Brenton Davy.
Brenton Davy and JT_The_Man whip Robertio into the ropes.
They hit Robertio with a double kick to the midsection.
JT_The_Man leaves the ring.
Brenton Davy whips Robertio into the ropes, but Robertio reverses it.
Robertio hits Brenton Davy with an elbow.
Robertio goes for the Mates Rates, but he can't do it.
Brenton Davy counters it with a slidedown.
Brenton Davy performs a flapjack against Robertio.
Brenton Davy covers Robertio.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Brenton Davy complains about a slow count.
Brenton Davy goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Robertio counters it with a punch.
Robertio hits a kick to the midsection on Brenton Davy.
Robertio uses a jawbreaker on Brenton Davy.
Robertio performs a kneelift against Brenton Davy.
Robertio uses a chop on Brenton Davy.
Robertio gives him a lariat, but Brenton Davy doesn't sell it and yells at him.
Ligma enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
JT_The_Man enters the ring and throws Ligma out of the ring.
Brenton Davy and JT_The_Man whip Robertio into the ropes.
They hit Robertio with a double clothesline.
JT_The_Man leaves the ring.
Brenton Davy hits a lariat on Robertio.
Brenton Davy nails Robertio with a lariat.
Brenton Davy works the crowd.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brenton Davy.
Brenton Davy hits a gutbuster on Robertio.
Brenton Davy runs into the ropes.
Brenton Davy executes a lariat against Robertio.
Brenton Davy executes a hiptoss against Robertio.
Grand Uncle Horace enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Callums_Guns enters the ring and lays out Grand Uncle Horace.
Callums_Guns attempts a dropkick, but Brenton Davy steps out of the way.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brenton Davy.
Callums_Guns leaves the ring.
Brenton Davy goes for a kick to the head, but Robertio ducks out of the way.
Robertio tags out to Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns tries a springboard forearm smash, but Brenton Davy ducks out of the way.
Brenton Davy tags out to Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace executes an elbowsmash against Callums_Guns.
Brenton Davy enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Robertio enters the ring and throws Brenton Davy out of the ring.
Robertio seemingly enjoys the boos.
Robertio leaves the ring.
Callums_Guns goes for a springboard forearm smash, but Grand Uncle Horace steps out of the way.
A fan at ringside badmouths Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace executes the Caesar's Claw on Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns summons one last burst of energy.
Manangatang tells Callums_Guns to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Callums_Guns doesn't respond.
Manangatang stops the fight after 16 seconds.

The winners are Grand Uncle Horace, Brenton Davy and JT_the_Man. Time of match: 0:11:04
Sim Rating: *** 3/4


And the grumpy old man of the League leads the charge to the Trios Titles!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Fifthly:

It's The Filth Wizard v The Half Back, with the loser leaving SFAEW!

What's more, pantskyle and Hate are barred from ringside!​

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Gee I wonder who isn't barred from ringside.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

brahj attacks The Half Back before the bell.
brahj runs The Half Back into the ring steps.
brahj is handed brass knuckles.
brahj hits The Half Back with the knuckles.
The decibel level in this building is unbelievable.
brahj hits him with the knuckles again.
The Half Back is busted open.
brahj executes the Sloth Suplex on The Half Back onto the concrete floor.
brahj rolls The Half Back into the ring.
Manangatang rings the bell.
The Filth Wizard executes the Royal Treatment on The Half Back.
The Filth Wizard goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
Numerous fans are using The Filth Wizard as target practice.

The winner is The Filth Wizard. Time of match: 0:00:12
Sim Rating: *

pantskyle and Hate come to ringside.
The Filth Wizard shakes hands with brahj.
Hate throws brahj an nWo t-shirt.
brahj puts on the t-shirt.
brahj Too-Sweets The Filth Wizard, Pantskyle and Hate.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Sixthly:

It's Champions v Champions as TheInjuryFactory and ShaunDuggan face Tigerturbulance and Mrs Turbo!​

 

[serial_thrilla]

They lock up.
serial_thrilla attempts an armdrag takedown, but HARPSichord counters it with a lariat.
HARPSichord is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
HARPSichord performs a neck-scissors against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord hits a kick to the head on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord works the crowd.
HARPSichord further incites the crowd.
HARPSichord hits a forearm to the back on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord hits an elbowsmash on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord attempts to place serial_thrilla on the turnbuckle, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
HARPSichord runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla tries a dropkick, but HARPSichord steps out of the way.
HARPSichord tries a flying axhandle, but serial_thrilla counters it with an intercept dropkick.
serial_thrilla places HARPSichord on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla goes for a top-rope Frankensteiner, but HARPSichord counters it with a power bomb.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
HARPSichord further incites the crowd.
HARPSichord hits a hiptoss on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord attempts a double foot stomp, but serial_thrilla rolls out of the way.
serial_thrilla catches HARPSichord in a figure-four leglock.
HARPSichord is struggling to reach the ropes.
serial_thrilla lets go after 11 seconds.
serial_thrilla covers HARPSichord.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla whips HARPSichord into the ropes.
serial_thrilla performs a dropkick against HARPSichord.
HARPSichord springs to his feet.
HARPSichord performs an eye gouge against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a shoulderblock.
HARPSichord misses with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla performs a bodyslam against HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla hits the Vertebreaker on HARPSichord.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla whips HARPSichord into the ropes, but HARPSichord reverses it.
HARPSichord misses with a clothesline.
HARPSichord performs a dropkick against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord works the crowd.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
HARPSichord goes for a basement dropkick, but serial_thrilla rolls out of the way.
serial_thrilla whips HARPSichord into the ropes.
HARPSichord hits serial_thrilla with an elbow.
HARPSichord tries a flying axhandle, but serial_thrilla counters it with
an intercept superkick.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla uses a flying forearm on HARPSichord.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla nails HARPSichord with a flying forearm.
serial_thrilla attempts a hiptoss, but HARPSichord counters it with a facerake.
HARPSichord hits a kneebreaker on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord hits a hiptoss on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord executes a fireman's carry against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord executes a kneebreaker against serial_thrilla.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
HARPSichord uses a dropkick on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord gets a half Boston on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord lets go after 14 seconds.
HARPSichord performs a jawbreaker against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord executes an Ace Crusher against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord performs a dropkick against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord uses a jawbreaker on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord works the crowd.
HARPSichord runs into the ropes.
HARPSichord hits serial_thrilla with an elbow.
HARPSichord runs into the ropes.
HARPSichord misses with a clothesline.
HARPSichord hits serial_thrilla with a kick.
HARPSichord executes a huracanrana from the second rope against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
HARPSichord hits serial_thrilla with a kick.
HARPSichord executes an Ace Crusher against serial_thrilla.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
HARPSichord goes for a half Boston, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla whips HARPSichord into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a kick.
serial_thrilla hits HARPSichord with a kick.
serial_thrilla takes HARPSichord down with a front-layout suplex.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla performs a hiptoss against HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla executes a moonsault bodyblock against HARPSichord.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla performs a flying dropkick against HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla locks HARPSichord in a reverse figure-four leglock.
HARPSichord is valiantly trying to break the hold.
HARPSichord tries to escape the hold.
HARPSichord gets ahold of the ropes after being locked up for 34 seconds.
serial_thrilla nails HARPSichord with a DDT.
serial_thrilla nails HARPSichord with a side slam.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
HARPSichord attempts a hiptoss, but serial_thrilla counters it with a lariat.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
HARPSichord springs to his feet.
HARPSichord hits a lung blower on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord hits a basement dropkick on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord executes a huracanrana from the second rope against serial_thrilla.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
HARPSichord uses a neck-scissors on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord performs a kick to the head against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord hits an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on serial_thrilla.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
HARPSichord executes a dropkick against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord uses a double foot stomp on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord hits a bodyslam on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord uses a jawbreaker on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord executes the Mic Drop on serial_thrilla.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
HARPSichord whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla goes for an armdrag takedown, but HARPSichord reverses it.
HARPSichord hits a back suplex on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord nails serial_thrilla with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
HARPSichord attempts a reverse neckbreaker, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla throws HARPSichord out of the ring.
serial_thrilla jumps onto him with a springboard plancha.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla executes a double leg slam against HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla whips HARPSichord into the guardrail.
serial_thrilla goes for an inverted atomic drop, but HARPSichord blocks it.
HARPSichord executes an Ace Crusher against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord throws serial_thrilla back into the ring.
HARPSichord attempts a dropkick to the knee, but serial_thrilla steps out of the way.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla shoves Richard Head.
serial_thrilla shoves Richard Head.
serial_thrilla shoves down Richard Head.
serial_thrilla uses a flying dropkick on HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
serial_thrilla performs a flying dropkick against HARPSichord.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla attempts to place HARPSichord on the turnbuckle, but HARPSichord blocks it.
serial_thrilla hits the Vertebreaker on HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla attempts to place HARPSichord on the turnbuckle, but HARPSichord blocks it.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
HARPSichord hits serial_thrilla with a backdrop.
serial_thrilla falls out of the ring.
HARPSichord jumps onto him with a plancha.
A few fans are trying to get a shot in.
HARPSichord shoves serial_thrilla into the guardrail.
HARPSichord performs a reverse neckbreaker against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord runs serial_thrilla into the ringsteps.
HARPSichord uses a kick to the midsection on serial_thrilla.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
serial_thrilla uses a DDT on HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla throws HARPSichord back into the ring.
serial_thrilla performs a springboard cutter against HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla sets up HARPSichord on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla uses a top-rope Frankensteiner on HARPSichord.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla shoves down Richard Head.
serial_thrilla is thrown the SFAEW Hardcore Championship.
serial_thrilla catches HARPSichord in a choke against the SFAEW Hardcore Championship.
HARPSichord tries to escape the hold.
HARPSichord is writhing in pain.
HARPSichord submits after 14 seconds.
The crowd erupts.

The winner is serial_thrilla. Time of match: 0:13:22
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


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