Event SFAEW Season 37: Preliminary Finals On Now!

[ShaunDuggan]

This Sunday!



Get ready to enter the second most iconic big cage-like structure in wrestling!



It's SFAEW Round 6: Elimination Chamber!



Here's what's on the card:



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In the first Elimination Chamber match of the night, DenieD, Mrs Turbo, PMBangers, Ligma, pantskyle and Grav fight it out for the vacant Hardcore Championship!




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serial_thrilla looks to reclaim the top spot in the Blue League, while thewizardmelon searches for his first win.




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Under the threat of receiving a visit from the Bang Bang Fur(y/ie) Gang, Loonerty heads out to confront Frothies Mcveigh ahead of their top-of-the-table Green League clash next week!




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Speaking of the Green League, Tonga Bob and Braklet face off for 3 points!




And in your main event of the week:




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In our other Elimination Chamber of the night, Shaun Freakin' Duggan defends his SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship against the company's best the main event scene!

Will por_please_ya finally prove herself and win the big one?

Will okeydoke7 become Mister...Double...CHAMPION?

Can U2tigers finish his story and win what he believes he should've won at SweetaMania?

Can Elton Johns Wig taunt Okey further and claim the World title for the Wig Factory?

And what about Chipmunk? Is he more than just tony's hitman?



Find out on Sunday!​

Easy W.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

It's Sunday, you know what that means!




It's time for SFAEW: Elimination Chamber!




Live from Perth, apparently.




Kicking us off this evening:

It's the Elimination Chamber match for the vacant Hardcore Championship!

DenieD, Mrs Turbo, PMBangers, Ligma, pantskyle and Grav step inside the cage!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Mrs Turbo and Ligma start off in the ring.


Mrs Turbo goes for a slap, but Ligma blocks it.
Ligma performs a backbreaker against Mrs Turbo.
The crowd is behind Ligma all the way.
Ligma kicks Mrs Turbo.
Ligma kicks Mrs Turbo.
Ligma kicks Mrs Turbo.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Ligma.
Ligma runs into the ropes.
Ligma executes a high knee against Mrs Turbo.
Ligma uses a dropkick to the back of the head on Mrs Turbo.
Ligma puts Mrs Turbo in a Boston crab.
Mrs Turbo grabs the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Ligma climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Mrs Turbo throws her to the mat.
Mrs Turbo taunts the crowd.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Mrs Turbo runs into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo hits Ligma with an elbow.
Mrs Turbo uses a short clothesline on Ligma.
Mrs Turbo performs a hiptoss against Ligma.
Mrs Turbo performs a hiptoss against Ligma.
Mrs Turbo scrapes Ligma's face across the cage.
Mrs Turbo hits a pop-up Samoan Drop on Ligma.
Mrs Turbo taunts the crowd.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Mrs Turbo executes a slap against Ligma.
Mrs Turbo is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Mrs Turbo puts Ligma in a chokehold.
Ligma reaches the ropes after 5 seconds.
Mrs Turbo performs a vertical suplex against Ligma.
Mrs Turbo uses a slap on Ligma.
Mrs Turbo uses a back suplex on Ligma.
Mrs Turbo takes Ligma down with a bodyslam.
Mrs Turbo is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mrs Turbo uses a forearm to the back on Ligma.
Mrs Turbo executes a short clothesline against Ligma.
Mrs Turbo uses an elbowdrop on Ligma.
Mrs Turbo whips Ligma into the ropes.


** The door with PM Bangers behind it opens.


PM Bangers attacks Mrs Turbo.
PM Bangers executes a spear against Mrs Turbo.
PM Bangers sends Mrs Turbo into the turnbuckle, but Mrs Turbo reverses it.
Mrs Turbo runs shoulder-first into the corner, but PM Bangers lifts his knee.
PM Bangers performs an inverted atomic drop against Mrs Turbo.
The crowd is behind PM Bangers all the way.
PM Bangers grinds Mrs Turbo's face across the cage.
PM Bangers hits a hiptoss on Mrs Turbo.
PM Bangers asks the crowd for their favourite music.
PM Bangers sends Mrs Turbo into the turnbuckle.
PM Bangers runs shoulder-first into the corner.
PM Bangers hits a swinging side slam on Mrs Turbo.
PM Bangers is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
PM Bangers complains about a slow count.
PM Bangers tries an electric chair facebuster, but Mrs Turbo slides down his back.
Mrs Turbo gets a chokehold on PM Bangers.
PM Bangers is struggling to reach the ropes.
PM Bangers is valiantly trying to break the hold.
PM Bangers manages to grab the ropes after 11 seconds.
PM Bangers gives the sign for the power bomb.
PM Bangers performs a power bomb against Mrs Turbo.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
PM Bangers complains about a slow count.
PM Bangers uses an electric chair facebuster on Ligma.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
PM Bangers asks the crowd for their favourite music.
The chants for PM Bangers are deafening.
PM Bangers gives the sign for the power bomb.
PM Bangers uses a power bomb on Ligma.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Ligma nails PM Bangers with a running hip attack.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Mrs Turbo uses a kneelift on Ligma.
Mrs Turbo executes a vertical suplex against Ligma.
Mrs Turbo hits a spinebuster slam on Ligma.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Ligma springs to her feet.
Ligma executes a jumping knee strike against Mrs Turbo.
The crowd is giving Ligma a standing ovation.
Mrs Turbo goes for a bodyslam, but Ligma blocks it.
Ligma hits a spinning backbreaker on PM Bangers.
PM Bangers attempts a bodyslam, but Ligma counters it with a small package.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Ligma complains about a slow count.
Mrs Turbo uses a forearm to the back on Ligma.
Mrs Turbo hits a kick to the midsection on Ligma.


** The pod with Pantskyle opens.


Pantskyle attacks Ligma.
Pantskyle punches Ligma.
Numerous fans are using Pantskyle as target practice.
Pantskyle chops Ligma.
Pantskyle uses a DDT on Ligma.
Pantskyle executes a bodyslam against Ligma.
Pantskyle attempts a side suplex, but Ligma counters it with a spinning headscissors.
In turn, Pantskyle counters it with a throw-off.
Ligma gives him a snap mare, but Pantskyle shows no reaction.
Ligma gives him a knee to the face, but Pantskyle doesn't budge.
Pantskyle executes a back suplex against Ligma.
Pantskyle locks Ligma in a double reverse chinlock.
Ligma tries to escape the hold.
Ligma breaks the hold with a back suplex after 6 seconds.
Ligma hits a snap mare on Pantskyle.
Ligma runs into the ropes.
Ligma hits Pantskyle with a clothesline.
Ligma goes for a running hip attack, but Pantskyle steps out of the way.
Pantskyle runs into the ropes.
Ligma nails Pantskyle with a jumping knee strike.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Ligma.
Ligma works the crowd.
Ligma tries a half Boston, but Pantskyle blocks it.
Pantskyle goes for a bodyslam, but Ligma counters it with an elbowsmash.
Ligma uses a forearm to the back on Pantskyle.
Ligma tries a dropkick, but Pantskyle steps out of the way.
Numerous fans are using Pantskyle as target practice.
Ligma springs to her feet.
Ligma performs a dropkick against Pantskyle.
Mrs Turbo runs into the ropes.
Ligma misses with a clothesline.
Mrs Turbo misses with a kick.
Mrs Turbo hits Ligma with a kick.
Mrs Turbo uses a back suplex on Ligma.
Mrs Turbo taunts the crowd.
Mrs Turbo further incites the crowd.
Pantskyle nails PM Bangers with an enzuigiri.
Pantskyle whips PM Bangers into the ropes.
Pantskyle hits PM Bangers with an elbow.
Pantskyle goes for a dropkick, but PM Bangers steps out of the way.
PM Bangers is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
PM Bangers complains about a slow count.
Pantskyle executes a knee to the back against PM Bangers.
Mrs Turbo hits a forearm to the back on PM Bangers.


** The pod with Grav opens.


Grav attacks Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo runs into the ropes.
Grav performs an overhead belly-to-belly suplex against Mrs Turbo.
The crowd is going crazy.
Ligma performs a knee to the face against Mrs Turbo.
Ligma hits a spinning backbreaker on Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo runs into the ropes.
Ligma nails Mrs Turbo with a high knee.
Ligma attempts to place Mrs Turbo on the turnbuckle, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
Grav hits a running shoulderblock on Mrs Turbo.
The crowd is behind Grav all the way.
Ligma uses an enzuigiri on Mrs Turbo.
The crowd erupts.
Ligma hits a dropkick to the back of the head on Mrs Turbo.
Ligma covers Mrs Turbo.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
PM Bangers runs into the ropes.
PM Bangers hits Mrs Turbo with an elbow.
PM Bangers runs into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo goes for a kick to the midsection, but PM Bangers blocks it.
PM Bangers runs into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo tries a backbreaker, but PM Bangers counters it with an elbowsmash.
PM Bangers tries a spear, but Mrs Turbo counters it with a DDT.
Mrs Turbo further incites the crowd.
Mrs Turbo executes a legsweep against PM Bangers.
Mrs Turbo runs into the ropes.
PM Bangers misses with an elbow.
Mrs Turbo and PM Bangers get hit with a double clothesline.
Mrs Turbo performs a slap against PM Bangers.
Mrs Turbo tries a slap, but PM Bangers blocks it.
Mrs Turbo performs a vertical suplex against PM Bangers.
Mrs Turbo executes a vertical suplex against PM Bangers.
Mrs Turbo attempts a bodyslam, but PM Bangers counters it with a facerake.
PM Bangers executes an inverted atomic drop against Mrs Turbo.
PM Bangers whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
PM Bangers misses with a kick.
PM Bangers uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Mrs Turbo.
The crowd erupts.
PM Bangers gives the sign for the power bomb.
PM Bangers hits a power bomb on Mrs Turbo.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
PM Bangers takes Mrs Turbo down with a swinging side slam.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

** The pod with DenieD opens.


DenieD attacks PM Bangers.
PM Bangers uses a headsmash into the turnbuckle on DenieD.
PM Bangers and Grav whip DenieD into the ropes.
They hit DenieD with a double kick to the midsection.
PM Bangers and Grav whip DenieD into the ropes.
They hit DenieD with a double elbowsmash.
PM Bangers attempts a swinging side slam, but DenieD blocks it.
DenieD runs into the ropes.
PM Bangers misses with a shoulderblock.
DenieD and PM Bangers get hit with a double clothesline.
DenieD runs into the ropes.
PM Bangers hits DenieD with a shoulderblock.
PM Bangers runs into the ropes.
DenieD hits PM Bangers with a kick.
DenieD hits a back suplex on PM Bangers.
DenieD puts PM Bangers in a half Boston.
PM Bangers grabs the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
DenieD uses a flying dropkick on PM Bangers.
DenieD tries a powerslam, but PM Bangers counters it with a lariat.
DenieD goes for the Rocker Dropper, but Ligma counters it with a legsweep.
DenieD springs to his feet.
DenieD rakes Ligma's face across the cage.
DenieD runs into the ropes.
Ligma misses with a clothesline.
Ligma attempts a spinning backbreaker, but DenieD counters it with a spinning headscissors into a cradle.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
PM Bangers attempts a release German suplex, but DenieD flips over.
DenieD performs an inside cradle against PM Bangers.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
DenieD hits a jumping DDT on PM Bangers.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
DenieD executes a sitdown faceslam against PM Bangers.
DenieD attempts to place PM Bangers on the turnbuckle, but PM Bangers blocks it.
DenieD goes for a superkick, but PM Bangers ducks out of the way.
PM Bangers performs a release German suplex against DenieD.
PM Bangers uses an inverted atomic drop on DenieD.
Grav executes a vertical suplex against DenieD.
DenieD performs a kick to the head against Ligma.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
DenieD attempts a flapjack, but Ligma counters it with a lariat.
DenieD uses an elbowsmash on PM Bangers.
DenieD kicks PM Bangers.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
PM Bangers kicks DenieD.
The crowd erupts.
PM Bangers punches DenieD.
PM Bangers chops DenieD.
PM Bangers runs into the ropes.
DenieD misses with a shoulderblock.
DenieD hits a flapjack on PM Bangers.
DenieD scrapes PM Bangers' face across the cage.
DenieD nails PM Bangers with a flying dropkick.
DenieD is being booed out of the building.
DenieD attempts a back suplex, but PM Bangers blocks it.
PM Bangers scrapes DenieD's face across the cage.
PM Bangers sends DenieD into the turnbuckle.
DenieD comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection.
PM Bangers hits a swinging side slam on DenieD.
PM Bangers nails DenieD with a spear.
Mrs Turbo gets a chokehold on PM Bangers.
PM Bangers reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Mrs Turbo and DenieD whip PM Bangers into the ropes.
They hit PM Bangers with a double backdrop.
Mrs Turbo whips PM Bangers into the ropes.
PM Bangers executes a spear against Mrs Turbo.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Mrs Turbo springs to her feet.
Mrs Turbo executes a slap against PM Bangers.
Pantskyle tries a snap mare, but PM Bangers blocks it.
PM Bangers tries an electric chair facebuster, but Pantskyle slides down his back.
Pantskyle uses a back suplex on PM Bangers.
Pantskyle uses a vertical suplex on PM Bangers.
Pantskyle kicks PM Bangers.
Pantskyle punches PM Bangers.
Pantskyle runs into the ropes.
PM Bangers hits Pantskyle with a kick.
PM Bangers nails Pantskyle with an electric chair facebuster.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
DenieD uses a headbutt on Grav.
Ligma executes a spinning backbreaker against PM Bangers.
PM Bangers runs into the ropes.
PM Bangers goes for a spear, but Pantskyle counters it with a kneelift.
Pantskyle hits a Tombstone on PM Bangers.
The crowd is vociferously booing Pantskyle.
Pantskyle is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Pantskyle and DenieD whip PM Bangers into the ropes.
They hit PM Bangers with a double elbowsmash.
DenieD performs a back suplex against PM Bangers.
DenieD goes for a choke lift, but PM Bangers counters it with a kick to the midsection.
PM Bangers gives the sign for the Banger's Mash.
PM Bangers executes the Banger's Mash on DenieD.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.


DenieD has been eliminated. Time of elimination: 0:09:18.


The crowd is giving PM Bangers a standing ovation.
Ligma hits PM Bangers.
Ligma kicks PM Bangers.
Ligma executes a forearm to the back against PM Bangers.
Ligma attempts a jumping knee strike, but PM Bangers ducks out of the way.
PM Bangers uses a hiptoss on Ligma.
Ligma attempts an enzuigiri, but Pantskyle steps out of the way.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Pantskyle hits a DDT on Ligma.
Pantskyle attempts a reverse neckbreaker, but Ligma blocks it.
Pantskyle runs into the ropes.
Pantskyle misses with a clothesline.
Pantskyle hits Ligma with an elbow.
Pantskyle works the crowd.
Numerous fans are using Pantskyle as target practice.
Pantskyle whips Ligma into the ropes.
Pantskyle hits Ligma with a clothesline.
Ligma bumps into the cage.
Ligma is out cold.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Pantskyle hits a clothesline on Ligma.
Ligma runs into the ropes.
Ligma misses with a clothesline.
PM Bangers hits Ligma with a clothesline.
Ligma bumps into the cage.
Ligma is out cold.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
PM Bangers asks the crowd for their favourite music.
PM Bangers scrapes Ligma's face across the cage.
Ligma uses a fireman's carry backbreaker on Mrs Turbo.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Ligma complains about a slow count.
Ligma performs an inverted power bomb against Mrs Turbo.
Ligma runs into the ropes.
Ligma attempts a running hip attack, but Mrs Turbo steps out of the way.
Mrs Turbo attempts a release German suplex, but Ligma counters it with a backward kick.
Pantskyle whips PM Bangers into the ropes.
PM Bangers performs a spear against Pantskyle.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for PM Bangers.
PM Bangers asks the crowd for their favourite music.
PM Bangers hits a spear on Pantskyle.
PM Bangers tries a spear, but Pantskyle counters it with a backdrop.
Pantskyle whips PM Bangers into the ropes, but PM Bangers reverses it.
PM Bangers misses with a clothesline.
Pantskyle performs a clothesline against PM Bangers.
Pantskyle executes a back elbow against PM Bangers.
Pantskyle climbs to the top turnbuckle, but PM Bangers throws him to the mat.
PM Bangers is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
PM Bangers complains about a slow count.
PM Bangers tries a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but Pantskyle reverses it.
PM Bangers runs into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo goes for a jumping front kick, but PM Bangers ducks out of the way.
PM Bangers gives the sign for the power bomb.
PM Bangers tries a power bomb, but Mrs Turbo counters it with a backdrop.
Mrs Turbo executes a slap against PM Bangers.
Mrs Turbo locks PM Bangers in a chokehold.
PM Bangers grabs the ropes after 5 seconds.
Mrs Turbo grinds PM Bangers' face across the cage.
Pantskyle nails Ligma with a DDT.
Pantskyle takes Ligma down with a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
Numerous fans are using Pantskyle as target practice.
Pantskyle gives the sign for the Chokeslam.
Grav hits a Mongolian chop on Pantskyle.
Grav attempts an STO backbreaker, but Pantskyle counters it with a kneelift.
Pantskyle executes a back elbow against Grav.
Pantskyle tries a reverse neckbreaker, but Grav blocks it.
PM Bangers whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes, but Mrs Turbo reverses it.
Mrs Turbo and PM Bangers get hit with a double clothesline.
Mrs Turbo punches PM Bangers.
Numerous fans are using Mrs Turbo as target practice.
Mrs Turbo kicks PM Bangers.
Mrs Turbo goes for a chokehold, but PM Bangers blocks it.
PM Bangers goes for a vertical suplex, but Mrs Turbo reverses it.
PM Bangers re-reverses it.
The crowd erupts.
Pantskyle tries a DDT, but Ligma counters it with a backdrop.
Ligma is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Ligma executes a forearm to the back against Pantskyle.
Grav executes a running Frankensteiner against Pantskyle.
Grav works the crowd.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Ligma and Grav whip Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
They hit Mrs Turbo with a double clothesline.
Ligma goes for a jumping knee strike, but Mrs Turbo ducks out of the way.
Mrs Turbo nails Ligma with a short clothesline.
Mrs Turbo attempts a short clothesline, but Ligma ducks out of the way.
Mrs Turbo executes a bodyslam against PM Bangers.
Mrs Turbo performs a snap mare against PM Bangers.
Mrs Turbo covers PM Bangers.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Mrs Turbo taunts the crowd.
Numerous fans are using Mrs Turbo as target practice.
Pantskyle runs into the ropes.
Pantskyle and Grav get hit with a double clothesline.
Pantskyle uses an enzuigiri on Grav.
Pantskyle uses a powerslam on Grav.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Pantskyle attempts a back elbow, but Grav ducks out of the way.
Grav hits a slingshot bodyblock on Pantskyle.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Grav complains about a slow count.
Grav executes a Gorilla Press against Pantskyle.
Mrs Turbo whips Ligma into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo hits Ligma with a kick.
Ligma uses a spinning backbreaker on Mrs Turbo.
Ligma works the crowd.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Ligma.
Ligma locks Mrs Turbo in a stretch muffler.
Pantskyle makes the save.
Ligma executes a dropkick against Mrs Turbo.
Ligma tries a knee to the face, but Mrs Turbo steps out of the way.
Mrs Turbo taunts the crowd.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Mrs Turbo executes a kneelift against Ligma.
Mrs Turbo hits Ligma.
Mrs Turbo hits Ligma.
Ligma chops Mrs Turbo.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Ligma hits Mrs Turbo.
Ligma and Grav whip Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
They hit Mrs Turbo with a double clothesline.
Ligma hits a snap mare on Mrs Turbo.
Ligma covers Mrs Turbo.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Mrs Turbo springs to her feet.
Mrs Turbo hits a hiptoss on Ligma.
Ligma springs to her feet.
Ligma executes a snap mare against Mrs Turbo.
Grav attempts a lariat, but Mrs Turbo ducks out of the way.
Mrs Turbo executes a snap mare against Ligma.
Mrs Turbo runs into the ropes.
Ligma performs a high knee against Mrs Turbo.
Ligma uses a Japanese armdrag takedown on Mrs Turbo.
Ligma whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
Ligma attempts a backbreaker, but Mrs Turbo counters it with an elbowsmash.
Mrs Turbo executes the Ophidian-5 on Ligma.
Numerous fans are using Mrs Turbo as target practice.
Mrs Turbo is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
Ligma complains about a fast count.


Ligma has been eliminated. Time of elimination: 0:15:31.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Grav attempts a running cross body, but Mrs Turbo steps out of the way.
Mrs Turbo gets a chokehold on Grav.
Pantskyle makes the save.
PM Bangers gives the sign for the power bomb.
PM Bangers tries a power bomb, but Mrs Turbo counters it with a backdrop.
Mrs Turbo goes for the Ophidian-5, but she can't do it.
PM Bangers counters it with an elbowsmash.
PM Bangers tries a hiptoss, but Mrs Turbo counters it with a lariat.
PM Bangers whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
PM Bangers hits Mrs Turbo with an elbow.
PM Bangers throws Mrs Turbo into the turnbuckle, but Mrs Turbo reverses it.
Mrs Turbo kicks PM Bangers.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Mrs Turbo chops PM Bangers.
PM Bangers hits Mrs Turbo.
The crowd erupts.
PM Bangers kicks Mrs Turbo.
PM Bangers punches Mrs Turbo.
PM Bangers performs a facerake against Mrs Turbo.
PM Bangers punches Mrs Turbo.
PM Bangers punches Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo chops PM Bangers.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
PM Bangers chops Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo kicks PM Bangers.
Mrs Turbo punches PM Bangers.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
PM Bangers kicks Mrs Turbo.
PM Bangers hits Mrs Turbo.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for PM Bangers.
PM Bangers runs into the ropes.
PM Bangers performs a spear against Mrs Turbo.
PM Bangers goes for an electric chair facebuster, but Mrs Turbo slides down his back.
PM Bangers attempts a spear, but Pantskyle counters it with a backdrop.
In turn, PM Bangers counters it with a sunset flip.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
PM Bangers gives him a vertical suplex, but Pantskyle shows no reaction.
PM Bangers throws Pantskyle into the turnbuckle.
Pantskyle comes back and rocks PM Bangers with a clothesline.
Mrs Turbo nails Grav with a short clothesline.
Pantskyle tries a back suplex, but Grav blocks it.
Grav hits an elbowsmash on Pantskyle.
Grav whips Pantskyle into the ropes, but Pantskyle reverses it.
Pantskyle misses with an elbow.
Pantskyle performs a dropkick against Grav.
Pantskyle performs a clothesline against Grav.
Pantskyle nails Grav with a flying lariat.
Pantskyle hits a DDT on Grav.
Pantskyle attempts to place Grav on the turnbuckle, but Grav blocks it.
Pantskyle uses a dropkick on Grav.
Pantskyle works the crowd.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Pantskyle tries an enzuigiri, but Grav steps out of the way.
The chants for Grav are deafening.
Grav gives him a powerslam, but Pantskyle doesn't budge.
Grav nails Mrs Turbo with a rolling elbowsmash.
Grav runs into the ropes.
Grav hits Mrs Turbo with a shoulderblock.
Grav uses a running cross body on Mrs Turbo.
Grav tries a Gorilla Press, but Mrs Turbo slides down his back.
Mrs Turbo hits a legsweep on Grav.
Mrs Turbo executes an elbowdrop against Grav.
Mrs Turbo locks Grav in a chokehold.
Grav is struggling to reach the ropes.
Grav grabs the ropes after 12 seconds.
Mrs Turbo performs a forearm to the back against Grav.
Mrs Turbo runs into the ropes.
Grav misses with a clothesline.
Grav hits Mrs Turbo with a shoulderblock.
Grav runs into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo attempts a chokehold, but Grav counters it with a facerake.
Grav takes Mrs Turbo down with a powerslam.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Grav attempts a running Frankensteiner, but Mrs Turbo throws him off.
Mrs Turbo executes a kneelift against Grav.
Mrs Turbo performs a kick to the midsection against Grav.
Mrs Turbo catches Grav in a chokehold.
Grav is struggling to reach the ropes.
Grav gets ahold of the ropes after 7 seconds.
Mrs Turbo hits a kneelift on Grav.
Pantskyle performs a side suplex against Grav.
PM Bangers runs into the ropes.
PM Bangers hits Mrs Turbo with a kick.
PM Bangers takes Mrs Turbo down with a bodyslam.
PM Bangers hits a spear on Mrs Turbo.
PM Bangers uses a facerake on Mrs Turbo.
PM Bangers throws Mrs Turbo into the turnbuckle.
Mrs Turbo comes back, but is met with an elbow.
PM Bangers runs into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo misses with an elbow.
PM Bangers misses with a clothesline.
PM Bangers hits Mrs Turbo with a clothesline.
Mrs Turbo uses a kneelift on PM Bangers.
Mrs Turbo hits PM Bangers with the Ophidian-5.
Mrs Turbo covers PM Bangers.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
PM Bangers complains about a fast count.


PMBangers has been eliminated. Time of elimination: 0:19:39


Grav goes for a running shoulderblock, but Mrs Turbo steps out of the way.
Mrs Turbo goes for the Ophidian-5, but she can't do it.
Grav counters it with an elbowsmash.
Grav executes the Gravy Train on Mrs Turbo.
The crowd is behind Grav all the way.
Grav goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Grav scrapes Mrs Turbo's face across the cage.
Grav runs into the ropes.
Grav uses a running shoulderblock on Mrs Turbo.
Grav runs into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo performs a jumping front kick against Grav.
Mrs Turbo tries a short clothesline, but Grav ducks out of the way.
Pantskyle runs into the ropes.
Grav hits a chop on Pantskyle.
Grav executes an elbowsmash against Pantskyle.
Grav hits a forearm to the back on Pantskyle.
Grav kicks Pantskyle.
The crowd is behind Grav all the way.
Grav hits Pantskyle.
Grav hits Pantskyle.
Pantskyle kicks Grav.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Pantskyle punches Grav.
Grav hits Pantskyle.
The crowd is behind Grav all the way.
Pantskyle puts Grav in a chokehold.
Grav grabs the ropes after 5 seconds.
Pantskyle executes the Chokeslam on Grav.
Pantskyle is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
Grav complains about a fast count.


Grav has been eliminated. Time of elimination: 0:21:04


Mrs Turbo gives him a legsweep, but Pantskyle shows no reaction.
Pantskyle punches Mrs Turbo.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Pantskyle tries a flying lariat, but Mrs Turbo steps out of the way.
Pantskyle sits up.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Mrs Turbo throws Pantskyle into the turnbuckle, but Pantskyle reverses it.
Pantskyle executes the Chokeslam on Mrs Turbo.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Pantskyle goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
Pantskyle performs a Tombstone against Mrs Turbo.
Pantskyle is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Pantskyle gets a choke lift on Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo reaches the ropes after 8 seconds.
Pantskyle uses a bodyslam on Mrs Turbo.
Pantskyle executes a back suplex against Mrs Turbo.
Pantskyle uses a dropkick on Mrs Turbo.
Pantskyle uses a clothesline on Mrs Turbo.
Pantskyle tries a reverse neckbreaker, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
Mrs Turbo gives him a slap, but Pantskyle shows no reaction.
Mrs Turbo uses a forearm to the back on Pantskyle.
Mrs Turbo runs into the ropes.
Pantskyle hits a dropkick on Mrs Turbo.
Pantskyle goes for the Chokeslam, but Mrs Turbo counters it into the Ophidian-5.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.


pantskyle has been eliminated.


The winner is Mrs Turbo. Time of match: 0:22:47
Sim Rating: **** 1/2



And the NNNNNEEEEWWWWWW and TWO-TIME SFAEW Hardcore Champion...Mrs T!

In her first match all season, no less!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Secondly:

serial_thrilla and thewizardmelon clash in the Blue League!​

 

[PMBangers]

The writing team has always had it out for me

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
The Filth Wizard comes to ringside.
TheWizardMelon punches serial_thrilla.
The crowd is behind TheWizardMelon all the way.
TheWizardMelon hits serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon punches serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon performs a running front dropkick against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon goes for an Aztecan suplex, but serial_thrilla counters it with a go-behind.
In turn, TheWizardMelon counters it with a backward kick.
TheWizardMelon uses a Russian legsweep on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon plays air guitar.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla attempts a dropkick, but TheWizardMelon steps out of the way.
The crowd is giving TheWizardMelon a standing ovation.
TheWizardMelon hits a flying cross body press on serial_thrilla.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon uses a Russian legsweep on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon hits a forearm to the back on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon nails serial_thrilla with a German suplex.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon plays air guitar.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits TheWizardMelon with a backdrop.
serial_thrilla covers TheWizardMelon.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla goes for a DDT, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a small package.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon hits a vertical suplex on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon attempts a release dragon suplex, but serial_thrilla counters it with a backward kick.
serial_thrilla performs a side slam against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla performs a Flatliner against TheWizardMelon.
The chants for serial_thrilla are deafening.
serial_thrilla attempts a hiptoss, but TheWizardMelon reverses it.
TheWizardMelon hits the Sling Blade on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon executes a snap mare against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon nails serial_thrilla with the Sling Blade.
TheWizardMelon tries an Aztecan suplex, but serial_thrilla counters it with a go-behind.
serial_thrilla uses a dropkick on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon attempts a dropkick to the knee, but serial_thrilla steps out of the way.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
The chants for serial_thrilla are deafening.
serial_thrilla hits a springboard roundhouse kick on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla throws TheWizardMelon into the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla runs shoulder-first into the corner.
serial_thrilla tries a DDT, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a small package.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon uses a hiptoss on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon throws serial_thrilla into the turnbuckle, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla uses a vertical suplex on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla hits TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla chops TheWizardMelon.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
TheWizardMelon hits serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla chops TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla hits TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon misses with an elbow.
serial_thrilla hits a drop-down uppercut on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla tries a Flatliner, but TheWizardMelon counters it with an elbowsmash.
TheWizardMelon whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
The Filth Wizard trips TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits TheWizardMelon with a kick.
serial_thrilla performs a drop-down uppercut against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla uses an elbowsmash on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla hits a kneelift on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla performs a springboard roundhouse kick against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla hits a superkick on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with an elbow.
serial_thrilla misses with a shoulderblock.
serial_thrilla executes a drop-down uppercut against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla chops TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla hits TheWizardMelon.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits serial_thrilla with a kick.
TheWizardMelon whips serial_thrilla into the turnbuckle.
TheWizardMelon charges into the corner, but serial_thrilla lifts his leg.
serial_thrilla tries a powerslam, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a high cross body.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
TheWizardMelon puts serial_thrilla in a Texas Cloverleaf.
serial_thrilla inches his way towards the ropes after 5 seconds.
TheWizardMelon goes for a release dragon suplex, but serial_thrilla
counters it with a reverse cradle.
Blacky counts: One, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla performs an armdrag takedown against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla kicks TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon punches serial_thrilla.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon hits serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla kicks TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla hits a bodyslam on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon uses a slap on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon tries a German suplex, but serial_thrilla counters it with a go-behind.
In turn, TheWizardMelon counters it with an elbowsmash.
TheWizardMelon hits serial_thrilla.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla kicks TheWizardMelon.
The chants for serial_thrilla are deafening.
TheWizardMelon punches serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla punches TheWizardMelon.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
TheWizardMelon chops serial_thrilla.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla punches TheWizardMelon.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla executes a hiptoss against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla takes TheWizardMelon down with a front-layout suplex.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla goes for a powerslam, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a lariat.
TheWizardMelon hits a bodyslam on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon performs a somersault splash from the second rope against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon performs a dragon screw against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon nails serial_thrilla with a release dragon suplex.
TheWizardMelon uses a forearm to the back on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon covers serial_thrilla.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits TheWizardMelon with an elbow.
serial_thrilla attempts a Muscle Buster, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a sunset flip.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.

 

[Loonerty]

The writing team has always had it out for me

This is bullshit, I'd go on strike

 

[PhenomenalV1]

TheWizardMelon uses a dragon suplex on serial_thrilla.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon complains about a slow count.
serial_thrilla executes a knee to the back against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla hits a springboard cutter on TheWizardMelon.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla executes an open-handed chop against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla uses an open-handed chop on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla uses a hiptoss on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla hits a kneelift on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla executes a springboard roundhouse kick against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla gets a figure-four leglock on TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon is valiantly trying to break the hold.
TheWizardMelon grabs the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
serial_thrilla performs a flying dropkick against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla hits a dropkick on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla hits a Muscle Buster on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla hits a front-layout suplex on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla nails TheWizardMelon with a DDT.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
serial_thrilla sets up TheWizardMelon on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla tries a top-rope Frankensteiner, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a power bomb.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon performs a forearm to the back against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon goes for a dropkick, but serial_thrilla steps out of the way.
serial_thrilla takes TheWizardMelon down with a double leg slam.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla nails TheWizardMelon with a DDT.
serial_thrilla uses a springboard roundhouse kick on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits the Sling Blade on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon uses a whiplash neckbreaker on serial_thrilla.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
TheWizardMelon goes for a dragon screw, but serial_thrilla counters it with an enzuigiri to the face.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla uses a drop-down uppercut on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla tries a drop-down uppercut, but TheWizardMelon ducks out of the way.
TheWizardMelon whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
TheWizardMelon nails serial_thrilla with the Sling Blade.
TheWizardMelon hits a jawbreaker on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits a bodyslam on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon nails serial_thrilla with a somersault splash from the second rope.
TheWizardMelon executes the Five Star Phoenix Splash on serial_thrilla.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon takes serial_thrilla down with an Aztecan suplex.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
TheWizardMelon plays air guitar.
The crowd erupts.
TheWizardMelon performs a whiplash neckbreaker against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon plays air guitar.
TheWizardMelon hits an Aztecan suplex on serial_thrilla.
Blacky counts: One, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon gets a Texas Cloverleaf on serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla inches his way towards the ropes after 5 seconds.
TheWizardMelon hits a snap mare on serial_thrilla.
The Filth Wizard throws serial_thrilla the Beez Trophy.
serial_thrilla tries to use it, but TheWizardMelon blocks the blow and takes it away from him.
TheWizardMelon hits serial_thrilla with it and goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
TheWizardMelon performs an enzuigiri against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon executes a whiplash neckbreaker against serial_thrilla.
The crowd is giving TheWizardMelon a standing ovation.
TheWizardMelon performs an elbowsmash against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon takes serial_thrilla down with a bodyslam.
TheWizardMelon plays air guitar.
The crowd erupts.
TheWizardMelon executes a somersault splash from the second rope against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon executes a springboard cross body press against serial_thrilla.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon hits a bodyslam on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon performs a somersault splash from the second rope against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon attempts an elbowdrop, but serial_thrilla rolls out of the way.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla nails TheWizardMelon with a draping DDT.
serial_thrilla is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla goes for a springboard roundhouse kick, but TheWizardMelon steps out of the way.
TheWizardMelon covers serial_thrilla.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
TheWizardMelon hits a European uppercut on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon misses with a kick.
TheWizardMelon goes for the Sling Blade, but serial_thrilla ducks out of the way.
serial_thrilla attempts a Flatliner, but TheWizardMelon counters it with an elbowsmash.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon misses with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla hits a dropkick on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon uses a dropkick to the knee on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon tries an enzuigiri, but serial_thrilla steps out of the way.
serial_thrilla throws TheWizardMelon out of the ring.
serial_thrilla rolls out under the bottom rope.
serial_thrilla attempts a moonsault bodyblock, but TheWizardMelon steps out of the way.
TheWizardMelon throws serial_thrilla into the ringpost.
TheWizardMelon clears the announcers' table.
TheWizardMelon sets up serial_thrilla on the announcers' table.
TheWizardMelon executes a somersault splash through the table.
The table is broken in half.
TheWizardMelon throws serial_thrilla back into the ring.
TheWizardMelon brings the table into the ring.
TheWizardMelon sets up serial_thrilla on the announcers' table.
TheWizardMelon executes a somersault splash through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd erupts.
TheWizardMelon tries a dragon suplex, but serial_thrilla counters it with a reverse cradle.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
TheWizardMelon whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon misses with an elbow.
TheWizardMelon performs a slap against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon covers serial_thrilla.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
TheWizardMelon performs a hiptoss against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon executes a slap against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon heads to the top rope.
TheWizardMelon executes the Five Star Phoenix Splash on serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla yells at The Filth Wizard to break up the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, three.

The winner is thewizardmelon. Time of match: 0:17:48
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


serial_thrilla yells at The Filth Wizard.

S_T: Why the hell didn't you break up the pin?!

TFW: I'm just trying to keep you fresh!

S_T: You could've battered Wiz with the trophy at any ****ing point! I reckon that would've kept me fresher than going nearly 18 minutes!

TFW: Look, I get it. I get it. The fact of the matter is that we can't have you focusing on the League for the time being.

serial_thrilla looks at The Filth Wizard with sheer incredulity.

S_T: The **** are you on about?

TFW: Since I beat Phenom last week, I discovered a very little known rules clause in the V1-Climax Rulebook:

"If a champion is pinned or submitted during the group stage, the winning opponent has the right to challenge for the champion's belt."

TFW: In other words, once Bonz is back from his break, you and I are going after the Tag Team Championships!

S_T: You ****ing idiot...I'm facing Phenom next week! How does any of this tie into you "keeping me fresh"?!

The Filth Wizard and serial_thrilla both grab the nearest chair.

pantskyle and brahj come to ringside to break things up.

The Filth Wizard and serial_thrilla back down.

Blue League Standings
​

​	Wins​	Draws​	Losses​	Bonus​	Points​
Tigerturbulance​	3​	0​	0​	1​	10​
serial_thrilla​	2​	0​	1​	1​	7​
The Filth Wizard​	2​	0​	1​	0​	6​
PhenomenalV1​	2​	0​	1​	0​	6​
JoshWoodenSpoon​	1​	0​	2​	0​	3​
Grand Uncle Horace​	1​	0​	2​	0​	3​
thewizardmelon​	1​	0​	2​	0​	3​
James Colorado​	0​	0​	3​	0​	0​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Thirdly:

Loonerty and Frothies Mcveigh meet in the ring ahead of their top-of-the-table clash next week!​

 

[serial_thrilla]

TheWizardMelon uses a dragon suplex on serial_thrilla.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon complains about a slow count.
serial_thrilla executes a knee to the back against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla hits a springboard cutter on TheWizardMelon.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla executes an open-handed chop against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla uses an open-handed chop on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla uses a hiptoss on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla hits a kneelift on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla executes a springboard roundhouse kick against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla gets a figure-four leglock on TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon is valiantly trying to break the hold.
TheWizardMelon grabs the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
serial_thrilla performs a flying dropkick against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla hits a dropkick on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla hits a Muscle Buster on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla hits a front-layout suplex on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla nails TheWizardMelon with a DDT.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
serial_thrilla sets up TheWizardMelon on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla tries a top-rope Frankensteiner, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a power bomb.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon performs a forearm to the back against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon goes for a dropkick, but serial_thrilla steps out of the way.
serial_thrilla takes TheWizardMelon down with a double leg slam.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla nails TheWizardMelon with a DDT.
serial_thrilla uses a springboard roundhouse kick on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits the Sling Blade on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon uses a whiplash neckbreaker on serial_thrilla.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
TheWizardMelon goes for a dragon screw, but serial_thrilla counters it with an enzuigiri to the face.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla uses a drop-down uppercut on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla tries a drop-down uppercut, but TheWizardMelon ducks out of the way.
TheWizardMelon whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
TheWizardMelon nails serial_thrilla with the Sling Blade.
TheWizardMelon hits a jawbreaker on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits a bodyslam on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon nails serial_thrilla with a somersault splash from the second rope.
TheWizardMelon executes the Five Star Phoenix Splash on serial_thrilla.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon takes serial_thrilla down with an Aztecan suplex.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
TheWizardMelon plays air guitar.
The crowd erupts.
TheWizardMelon performs a whiplash neckbreaker against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon plays air guitar.
TheWizardMelon hits an Aztecan suplex on serial_thrilla.
Blacky counts: One, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon gets a Texas Cloverleaf on serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla inches his way towards the ropes after 5 seconds.
TheWizardMelon hits a snap mare on serial_thrilla.
The Filth Wizard throws serial_thrilla the Beez Trophy.
serial_thrilla tries to use it, but TheWizardMelon blocks the blow and takes it away from him.
TheWizardMelon hits serial_thrilla with it and goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
TheWizardMelon performs an enzuigiri against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon executes a whiplash neckbreaker against serial_thrilla.
The crowd is giving TheWizardMelon a standing ovation.
TheWizardMelon performs an elbowsmash against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon takes serial_thrilla down with a bodyslam.
TheWizardMelon plays air guitar.
The crowd erupts.
TheWizardMelon executes a somersault splash from the second rope against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon executes a springboard cross body press against serial_thrilla.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon hits a bodyslam on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon performs a somersault splash from the second rope against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon attempts an elbowdrop, but serial_thrilla rolls out of the way.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla nails TheWizardMelon with a draping DDT.
serial_thrilla is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla goes for a springboard roundhouse kick, but TheWizardMelon steps out of the way.
TheWizardMelon covers serial_thrilla.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
TheWizardMelon hits a European uppercut on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon misses with a kick.
TheWizardMelon goes for the Sling Blade, but serial_thrilla ducks out of the way.
serial_thrilla attempts a Flatliner, but TheWizardMelon counters it with an elbowsmash.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon misses with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla hits a dropkick on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon uses a dropkick to the knee on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon tries an enzuigiri, but serial_thrilla steps out of the way.
serial_thrilla throws TheWizardMelon out of the ring.
serial_thrilla rolls out under the bottom rope.
serial_thrilla attempts a moonsault bodyblock, but TheWizardMelon steps out of the way.
TheWizardMelon throws serial_thrilla into the ringpost.
TheWizardMelon clears the announcers' table.
TheWizardMelon sets up serial_thrilla on the announcers' table.
TheWizardMelon executes a somersault splash through the table.
The table is broken in half.
TheWizardMelon throws serial_thrilla back into the ring.
TheWizardMelon brings the table into the ring.
TheWizardMelon sets up serial_thrilla on the announcers' table.
TheWizardMelon executes a somersault splash through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd erupts.
TheWizardMelon tries a dragon suplex, but serial_thrilla counters it with a reverse cradle.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
TheWizardMelon whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon misses with an elbow.
TheWizardMelon performs a slap against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon covers serial_thrilla.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
TheWizardMelon performs a hiptoss against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon executes a slap against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon heads to the top rope.
TheWizardMelon executes the Five Star Phoenix Splash on serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla yells at The Filth Wizard to break up the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, three.

The winner is thewizardmelon. Time of match: 0:17:48
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


serial_thrilla yells at The Filth Wizard.

S_T: Why the hell didn't you break up the pin?!

TFW: I'm just trying to keep you fresh!

S_T: You could've battered Wiz with the trophy at any ******* point! I reckon that would've kept me fresher than going nearly 18 minutes!

TFW: Look, I get it. I get it. The fact of the matter is that we can't have you focusing on the League for the time being.

serial_thrilla looks at The Filth Wizard with sheer incredulity.

S_T: The * are you on about?

TFW: Since I beat Phenom last week, I discovered a very little known rules clause in the V1-Climax Rulebook:

"If a champion is pinned or submitted during the group stage, the winning opponent has the right to challenge for the champion's belt."

TFW: In other words, once Bonz is back from his break, you and I are going after the Tag Team Championships!

S_T: You ******* idiot...I'm facing Phenom next week! How does any of this tie into you "keeping me fresh"?!

The Filth Wizard and serial_thrilla both grab the nearest chair.

pantskyle and brahj come to ringside to break things up.

The Filth Wizard and serial_thrilla back down.

Blue League Standings
​

​	Wins​	Draws​	Losses​	Bonus​	Points​
Tigerturbulance​	3​	0​	0​	1​	10​
serial_thrilla​	2​	0​	1​	1​	7​
The Filth Wizard​	2​	0​	1​	0​	6​
PhenomenalV1​	2​	0​	1​	0​	6​
JoshWoodenSpoon​	1​	0​	2​	0​	3​
Grand Uncle Horace​	1​	0​	2​	0​	3​
thewizardmelon​	1​	0​	2​	0​	3​
James Colorado​	0​	0​	3​	0​	0​

The Filth Wizard

 

[The Filth Wizard]

The Filth Wizard
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Not sure why you’re getting the heel storyline here.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Loonerty makes his way through the backstage area.


Before he can get to the entranceway, Frothies Mcveigh cuts him off before he can get to the ramp.



FMcV: Loons, Loons, how are you?


Loonerty rolls his eyes.


Loons: Oh Frothies, it's so very nice to meet you in person. I've been going through the company records to pour through your thoroughly unremarkable wrestling career. You've got a couple of tertiary title wins here and there, but your win-loss record is underwhelming and I'm just not sure why Phenom ever picked someone with so little main event potential for the biggest tournament in company history. One moment...


Loonerty briefly turns to the production desk, and gets the attention of one of the producers


Loons: Hi, could you run a message from me to Phenom when you next see him? Tell him to give his wrestlers better material to work with.


Loonerty turns back to face Frothies McVeigh.


Loons: I have nothing else to say. Make your peace with that.


Frothies McVeigh chuckles to himself.


FMcV: Yeah, you're a smart guy Loons. It makes it all the more disappointing that you didn't see something as obvious as this coming.


NaturalDisaster, Pickitt and James Colorado attack Loonerty from behind.

Loonerty tries to fight back, but the numbers overwhelm him.

Frothies McVeigh retrieves a chair.

Pickitt and James Colorado hold Loonerty up.

Frothies McVeigh nails Loonerty with a vicious chairshot to the head.

The Bang Bang Fury Gang throws Loonerty to the floor.


FMcV: ...See you next week!


The Bang Bang Fury Gang pose, before walking off.

Loonerty is struggling to get up.​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Fourthly:

Tonga Bob and Braklet face off in the Green League!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Tonga Bob uses a flapjack on Braklet.
Braklet begs off.
Tonga Bob hits an elbowdrop on Braklet.
Tonga Bob hits a short clothesline on Braklet.
Tonga Bob is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, shoulder up.
Tonga Bob works the crowd.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
Braklet hits Tonga Bob with a shoulderblock.
Braklet goes for a kneedrop, but Tonga Bob rolls out of the way.
Tonga Bob executes a kneelift against Braklet.
Tonga Bob attempts a Samoan Drop, but Braklet counters it with a sunset flip.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Braklet kicks Tonga Bob.
The cheers for Braklet are drowning out the boos.
Braklet kicks Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob chops Braklet.
Braklet chops Tonga Bob.
The cheers for Braklet are drowning out the boos.
Braklet kicks Tonga Bob.
Braklet hits Tonga Bob.
Braklet doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Tonga Bob chops Braklet.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob kicks Braklet.
Tonga Bob tries a flapjack, but Braklet counters it with a Thesz press.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Braklet uses a bulldog on Tonga Bob.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Braklet executes a forearm to the back against Tonga Bob.
Braklet executes a kneedrop against Tonga Bob.
Braklet executes a leg lariat against Tonga Bob.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
Braklet hits Tonga Bob with a shoulderblock.
Braklet works the crowd.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Braklet hits a Gory lock faceslam on Tonga Bob.
Braklet throws Tonga Bob into the turnbuckle.
Braklet charges in with a corner forearm smash, but Tonga Bob lifts his leg.
Braklet goes for the Squid Clutch, but Tonga Bob blocks it.
Braklet chops Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob kicks Braklet.
Tonga Bob chops Braklet.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Tonga Bob.
Braklet begs off.
Tonga Bob nails Braklet with a lariat.
Tonga Bob performs a Saito suplex against Braklet.
Braklet begs off.
Tonga Bob uses a dropkick on Braklet.
Tonga Bob uses a savate kick on Braklet.
Tonga Bob is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Tonga Bob gets a choke against the ropes on Braklet.
Braklet is struggling to get out of the hold.
Braklet grabs the ropes after being locked up for 7 seconds.
Tonga Bob performs a spinning leg lariat against Braklet.
Braklet begs off.
Tonga Bob uses a swinging side slam on Braklet.
Tonga Bob works the crowd.
Tonga Bob executes a flying headbutt against Braklet.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob goes for a spinning leg lariat, but Braklet steps out of the way.
Braklet works the crowd.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Braklet throws Tonga Bob into the turnbuckle.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
Braklet nails Tonga Bob with a swinging neckbreaker.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Braklet whips Tonga Bob into the ropes, but Tonga Bob reverses it.
Braklet hits a leg lariat on Tonga Bob.
Braklet executes a kneedrop against Tonga Bob.
Braklet performs a headbutt against Tonga Bob.
Braklet hits a Gory lock faceslam on Tonga Bob.
Braklet covers Tonga Bob.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Braklet hits a swinging neckbreaker on Tonga Bob.
The crowd is wildly cheering Braklet with only a few scattered boos audible.
Braklet executes a kick to the midsection against Tonga Bob.
Braklet tries a snap mare, but Tonga Bob blocks it.
Tonga Bob whips Braklet into the ropes, but Braklet reverses it.
Braklet goes for a flapjack, but Tonga Bob counters it with a lariat.
Tonga Bob uses a Hotshot on Braklet.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Tonga Bob whips Braklet into the ropes, but Braklet reverses it.
Tonga Bob hits Braklet with a kick.
Tonga Bob takes Braklet down with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
The crowd is wildly cheering Tonga Bob with only a few scattered boos audible.
Tonga Bob performs a kick to the chest against Braklet.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob uses a lariat on Braklet.
Tonga Bob uses a DDT on Braklet.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Tonga Bob hits a Russian legsweep on Braklet.
Tonga Bob tries a Russian legsweep, but Braklet counters it with an elbowsmash.
Braklet executes a hiptoss against Tonga Bob.
Braklet whips Tonga Bob into the ropes.
Tonga Bob misses with a clothesline.
Tonga Bob goes for a lariat, but Braklet counters it with a hiptoss.
Braklet covers Tonga Bob.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
Braklet misses with a clothesline.
Braklet uses a swinging neckbreaker on Tonga Bob.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Braklet hits a kick to the midsection on Tonga Bob.
Braklet executes a headbutt against Tonga Bob.
Braklet sends Tonga Bob into the turnbuckle, but Tonga Bob reverses it.
Tonga Bob punches Braklet.
Tonga Bob punches Braklet.
The cheers for Tonga Bob are drowning out the boos.
Braklet punches Tonga Bob.
Braklet doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Braklet kicks Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob kicks Braklet.
The crowd is wildly cheering Tonga Bob with only a few scattered boos audible.
Braklet hits Tonga Bob.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Tonga Bob hits Braklet.
The crowd is wildly cheering Tonga Bob with only a few scattered boos audible.
Tonga Bob goes for a fallaway slam, but Braklet counters it with a forearm smash.
Braklet chops Tonga Bob.
The crowd is wildly cheering Braklet with only a few scattered boos audible.
Tonga Bob punches Braklet.
Braklet kicks Tonga Bob.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Braklet hits Tonga Bob.
Braklet puts Tonga Bob in a sleeperhold.
Tonga Bob is struggling to reach the ropes.
Tonga Bob makes it to the ropes after holding out for 17 seconds.
Braklet hits Tonga Bob.
Braklet kicks Tonga Bob.
Braklet kicks Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob punches Braklet.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Tonga Bob punches Braklet.
Tonga Bob kicks Braklet.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
Braklet hits Tonga Bob with an elbow.
Braklet goes for the Squid Clutch, but he can't do it.
Tonga Bob whips Braklet into the ropes, but Braklet reverses it.
Tonga Bob attempts a lariat, but Braklet counters it with a hiptoss.
In turn, Tonga Bob counters it with a cradle suplex.
Tonga Bob is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Tonga Bob hits a flying headbutt on Braklet.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Tonga Bob attempts a swinging side slam, but Braklet blocks it.
Braklet chops Tonga Bob.
Braklet punches Tonga Bob.
The cheers for Braklet are drowning out the boos.
Tonga Bob kicks Braklet.
Tonga Bob doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Braklet punches Tonga Bob.
The crowd is wildly cheering Braklet with only a few scattered boos audible.
Braklet hits Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob punches Braklet.
Braklet chops Tonga Bob.
Braklet uses a dropkick on Tonga Bob.
Braklet uses a bodyslam on Tonga Bob.
Braklet executes a flapjack against Tonga Bob.
Braklet works the crowd.
The crowd is wildly cheering Braklet with only a few scattered boos audible.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Braklet executes a facerake against Tonga Bob.
Braklet uses a forearm to the back on Tonga Bob.
Braklet attempts a swinging neckbreaker, but Tonga Bob counters it with a side suplex.
Tonga Bob doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Tonga Bob uses a bodyslam on Braklet.
Braklet begs off.
Tonga Bob performs a lariat against Braklet.
Tonga Bob nails Braklet with a Hotshot.
Tonga Bob covers Braklet.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Tonga Bob whips Braklet into the ropes, but Braklet reverses it.
Braklet executes a bulldog against Tonga Bob.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob hits Braklet with a clothesline.
Tonga Bob throws Braklet into the turnbuckle.
Tonga Bob uses a spinebuster slam on Braklet.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Tonga Bob throws Chief into the ringpost.
Chief is out cold.
Chief is sporting a dazed look but is back on the job.
Braklet begs off.
Tonga Bob whips Braklet into the ropes.
Braklet misses with a shoulderblock.
Tonga Bob misses with a clothesline.
Braklet hits Tonga Bob with a shoulderblock.
Braklet covers Tonga Bob.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
Braklet catches Tonga Bob in a sleeperhold.
Tonga Bob inches his way towards the ropes after 5 seconds.
Braklet performs a flapjack against Tonga Bob.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Braklet.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
Braklet hits Tonga Bob with an elbow.
Braklet works the crowd.
The cheers for Braklet are drowning out the boos.
Braklet locks Tonga Bob in a sleeperhold.
Tonga Bob tries to escape the hold.
Tonga Bob gets ahold of the ropes after being locked up for 6 seconds.
Braklet uses a forearm to the back on Tonga Bob.
Braklet throws Tonga Bob into the turnbuckle.
Braklet whips Tonga Bob into the ropes.
Braklet nails Tonga Bob with a superkick.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Braklet attempts an enzuigiri, but Tonga Bob steps out of the way.
Tonga Bob is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Tonga Bob shoves down Chief.
Tonga Bob knocks down Chief.
Chief is out cold.
Chief regains consciousness.
Tonga Bob uses a bodyslam on Braklet.
Tonga Bob executes a forearm to the back against Braklet.
Braklet begs off.
Tonga Bob hits a bodyslam on Braklet.
Tonga Bob is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Tonga Bob works the crowd.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
Braklet hits Tonga Bob with a clothesline.
Braklet goes for the Squid Clutch, but he can't do it.
Braklet begs off.
Tonga Bob goes for a kick to the head, but Braklet blocks it.
Braklet tries a bodyslam, but Tonga Bob counters it with a facerake.
Tonga Bob executes an elbowsmash against Braklet.
Tonga Bob uses a spinning leg lariat on Braklet.
Tonga Bob gives the sign for the Game Over.
Tonga Bob executes the Game Over on Braklet.
Braklet is struggling to reach the ropes.
Braklet tries to escape the hold.
Braklet is barely hanging in there.
Chief checks Braklet's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Braklet fights his way out of the hold after 40 seconds.
Braklet goes for a flapjack, but Tonga Bob counters it with a lariat.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Tonga Bob goes for a swinging side slam, but Braklet counters it with an elbowsmash.
Braklet chops Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob punches Braklet.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Tonga Bob kicks Braklet.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Tonga Bob.
Braklet chops Tonga Bob.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Braklet punches Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob chops Braklet.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Tonga Bob performs a kick to the head against Braklet.
Tonga Bob uses a spinning leg lariat on Braklet.
Tonga Bob tries a lariat, but Braklet blocks it.
Braklet hits Tonga Bob.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Braklet punches Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob chops Braklet.
The crowd is wildly cheering Tonga Bob with only a few scattered boos audible.
Braklet hits Tonga Bob.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Tonga Bob chops Braklet.
Tonga Bob hits Braklet.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob whips Braklet into the ropes.
Braklet executes a swinging neckbreaker against Tonga Bob.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Braklet sends Tonga Bob into the turnbuckle.
Braklet runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Tonga Bob moves out of the way.
Braklet rolls out of the ring and grabs a Chain.
Braklet rolls back into the ring.
Braklet goes to hit him with the chain, but Tonga Bob blocks the blow and takes it away from him.
Tonga Bob hits Braklet with it and goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Tonga Bob kicks Braklet.
Tonga Bob doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Braklet chops Tonga Bob.
The crowd is wildly cheering Braklet with only a few scattered boos audible.
Braklet punches Tonga Bob.
Braklet throws Tonga Bob out of the ring.
Braklet jumps onto him with a baseball slide.
Braklet runs Tonga Bob into the ringsteps.
Chief counts: 1.
Braklet executes a facerake against Tonga Bob.
Chief counts: 2.
Braklet gets back into the ring.
Tonga Bob follows him back in.
Braklet uses a chop on Tonga Bob.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
Braklet nails Tonga Bob with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is wildly cheering Braklet with only a few scattered boos audible.
Braklet works the crowd.
Braklet throws Tonga Bob out of the ring.
Chief counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, Tonga Bob reenters the ring.
Braklet puts Tonga Bob in a sleeperhold.
Tonga Bob is struggling to reach the ropes.
Tonga Bob is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Tonga Bob tries to escape the hold.
Tonga Bob is inching his way towards the ropes.
Tonga Bob summons one last burst of energy.
Chief asks Tonga Bob if he's had enough.
Tonga Bob shakes his head.
Braklet lets go after 31 seconds.
Braklet goes for the Squid Clutch, but he can't do it.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
Braklet hits a flapjack on Tonga Bob.
Braklet doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Braklet performs a reverse neckbreaker against Tonga Bob.
Braklet is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Braklet hits a leg lariat on Tonga Bob.
Braklet uses a fist to the midsection on Tonga Bob.
Braklet whips Tonga Bob into the ropes, but Tonga Bob reverses it.
Tonga Bob hits Braklet with a clothesline.
Tonga Bob executes the Game Over on Braklet.
Braklet summons one last burst of energy.
Braklet submits after 14 seconds.
The crowd is wildly cheering Tonga Bob with only a few scattered boos audible.

The winner is Tonga Bob. Time of match: 0:19:03
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


Once again, Tonga Bob survives a nailbiter to claim the three points!

Green League Standings
​

​	Wins​	Draws​	Losses​	Bonus​	Points​
Frothies Mcveigh​	3​	0​	0​	0​	9​
Loonerty​	3​	0​	0​	0​	9​
Tonga Bob​	2​	0​	1​	0​	6​
tony​	2​	0​	1​	0​	6​
Braklet​	1​	0​	2​	0​	3​
TheInjuryFactory​	1​	0​	2​	0​	3​
Callums_Guns​	0​	0​	3​	0​	0​
AnUltimateRessie​	0​	0​	3​	0​	0​

 

[Loonerty]

Guess I've gotta recruit some friends.

 

[Loonerty]

Guess I've gotta recruit some friends.

Oh shit this isn't my diary

 

[PhenomenalV1]

And in your main event of the evening:

It's the Elimination Chamber match for the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship!

And what a stacked lineup we've got as Shaun Freakin' Duggan defends the top title against por_please_ya, okeydoke7, U2tigers, Elton Johns Wig and Chipmunk!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

The entrants make their way down to the ring.






por_please_ya enters the Chamber.

por_please_ya takes her place in the pod.







Shaun Freakin' Duggan enters the Chamber.

Shaun Freakin' Duggan takes his place in a pod.






U2tigers enters the Chamber.

U2Tigers takes his place in a pod.






Chipmunk enters the Chamber.

Chipmunk takes his place in the last pod.






Elton Johns Wig makes his way into the Chamber.

Elton John's Wig waits in the ring.






okeydoke7 heads down the ramp.


Before he can get in the Chamber, TheInjuryFactory attacks him from behind.


The Injury Factory throws okeydoke7 into the side of the Chamber.


The Injury Factory throws okeydoke7 into the ring steps.


The Injury Factory throws okeydoke7 into the Chamber.


The Injury Factory follows him in...​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Elton John's Wig and okeydoke7 start out.


The Injury Factory sets up okeydoke7 on the turnbuckle.
Elton John's Wig hits a superplex on okeydoke7.
The Injury Factory performs a Hotshot against okeydoke7.
The decibel level in this building is unbelievable.
Elton John's Wig uses a kick to the midsection on okeydoke7.
The Injury Factory executes the Bosstino on okeydoke7.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Elton John's Wig goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, three.


okeydoke7 has been eliminated. Time of elimination: 0:00:22.


Elton John's Wig and The Injury Factory hug in the ring.
Before either of them can react, okeydoke7 attacks The Injury Factory from behind.
okeydoke7 throws The Injury Factory out of the Elimination Chamber.
okeydoke7 follows him out.
okeydoke7 and The Injury Factory brawl into the crowd.

Elton John's Wig waits for his next opponent.
Elton John's Wig taunts the wrestlers in their pods.


** The pod with Shaun Freakin' Duggan opens...

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Loonerty makes his way through the backstage area.


Before he can get to the entranceway, Frothies Mcveigh cuts him off before he can get to the ramp.



FMcV: Loons, Loons, how are you?


Loonerty rolls his eyes.


Loons: Oh Frothies, it's so very nice to meet you in person. I've been going through the company records to pour through your thoroughly unremarkable wrestling career. You've got a couple of tertiary title wins here and there, but your win-loss record is underwhelming and I'm just not sure why Phenom ever picked someone with so little main event potential for the biggest tournament in company history. One moment...


Loonerty briefly turns to the production desk, and gets the attention of one of the producers


Loons: Hi, could you run a message from me to Phenom when you next see him? Tell him to give his wrestlers better material to work with.


Loonerty turns back to face Frothies McVeigh.


Loons: I have nothing else to say. Make your peace with that.


Frothies McVeigh chuckles to himself.


FMcV: Yeah, you're a smart guy Loons. It makes it all the more disappointing that you didn't see something as obvious as this coming.


NaturalDisaster, Pickitt and James Colorado attack Loonerty from behind.

Loonerty tries to fight back, but the numbers overwhelm him.

Frothies McVeigh retrieves a chair.

Pickitt and James Colorado hold Loonerty up.

Frothies McVeigh nails Loonerty with a vicious chairshot to the head.

The Bang Bang Fury Gang throws Loonerty to the floor.


FMcV: ...See you next week!


The Bang Bang Fury Gang pose, before walking off.

Loonerty is struggling to get up.​

Best written segment of the night.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Best written segment of the night.

Bang Bang Fury Gang is an elite name

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Elton John's Wig whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Elton John's Wig with an elbow.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for a high knee, but Elton John's Wig ducks out of the way.
Elton John's Wig performs a kneelift against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig hits a snap mare on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig attempts to place Shaun Freakin' Duggan on the turnbuckle, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Elton John's Wig performs a flying bulldog against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig hits a jumping front kick on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the turnbuckle.
Elton John's Wig executes a shoulderblock to the midsection against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig hits a shoulderblock to the midsection on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig attempts a shoulderblock to the midsection, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan counters it with a kneelift.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan chops Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig punches Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Elton John's Wig executes a swinging neckbreaker against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Elton John's Wig with an elbow.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan works the crowd.
The crowd is wildly cheering Shaun Freakin' Duggan with only a few scattered boos audible.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for a lariat, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig executes an Asai moonsault against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Elton John's Wig hits a kick to the head on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Elton John's Wig hits a double-arm DDT on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Elton John's Wig goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan counters it with a side suplex.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan works the crowd.
The crowd is wildly cheering Shaun Freakin' Duggan with only a few scattered boos audible.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a lifting inverted DDT on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits the Sling Blade on Elton John's Wig.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for a high knee, but Elton John's Wig ducks out of the way.
Elton John's Wig kicks Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan kicks Elton John's Wig.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Elton John's Wig hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan punches Elton John's Wig.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Elton John's Wig chops Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Elton John's Wig punches Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Elton John's Wig sets up Shaun Freakin' Duggan on the turnbuckle.
Elton John's Wig launches Shaun Freakin' Duggan across the ring with a superplex.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.


** The pod with Chipmunk opens.


Chipmunk attacks Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig attempts an Asai moonsault, but Chipmunk steps out of the way.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a short-arm high knee against Chipmunk.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Chipmunk executes a bodyslam against Elton John's Wig.
Chipmunk grinds Elton John's Wig's face across the cage.
Chipmunk hits a forearm smash on Elton John's Wig.
Chipmunk runs into the ropes.
Chipmunk uses a flying clothesline on Elton John's Wig.
The chants for Chipmunk are deafening.
Chipmunk scrapes Elton John's Wig's face across the cage.
Chipmunk performs a back suplex against Elton John's Wig.
Chipmunk attempts a headbutt, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig places Chipmunk on the turnbuckle.
Elton John's Wig nails Chipmunk with a superplex.
Elton John's Wig is being booed out of the building.
Elton John's Wig goes for a back suplex, but Chipmunk turns in mid-air and lands on him.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Chipmunk hits a back suplex on Elton John's Wig.
The chants for Chipmunk are deafening.
Chipmunk whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Chipmunk goes for a clothesline, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a crucifix.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts to place Chipmunk on the turnbuckle, but Chipmunk blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Chipmunk with a running single-leg dropkick.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for a spinning mule kick, but Chipmunk ducks out of the way.
Chipmunk kicks Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The chants for Chipmunk are deafening.
Chipmunk punches Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Chipmunk.
Chipmunk hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Chipmunk punches Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The chants for Chipmunk are deafening.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan punches Chipmunk.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is being booed out of the building.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a Falcon Arrow on Chipmunk.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a frog splash against Chipmunk.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Elton John's Wig goes for a dropkick, but Chipmunk gets out of the way.
Chipmunk nails Elton John's Wig with a running powerslam.
Chief counts: One, two, three.


Elton Johns Wig has been eliminated. Time of elimination: 0:04:08.


The crowd is behind Chipmunk all the way.