Event SFAEW Season 36: Festivus Frenzy and the SFAEW Awards on now!

[Elton Johns Wig]

PhenomenalV1 thanks again mate, this is an amazing show. I know there are a stack of us that look fwd to it each week during the season.

As incoming admin though, expect a PM......

 

[Mrs Turbo]

The winner is @Tigerturbulance. Time of match: 0:16:12
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


What a car crash! Literally in the case of Mrs T!

Isn't it great to have SFAEW's power couple reunited?

You are awesome Turbo! another great win to you...

PhenomenalV1 another great effort by both you and Kennedy Parker this Season andlooking forward to S37....

 

[serial_thrilla]

okeydoke7 tries a snap mare, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory goes for a dragon suplex, but okeydoke7 counters it with a go-behind.
okeydoke7 nails The Injury Factory with a Russian legsweep.
okeydoke7 is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
okeydoke7 performs a forearm to the back against The Injury Factory.
okeydoke7 goes for a DDT, but The Injury Factory counters it with a backdrop.
The Injury Factory uses a reverse Frankensteiner on okeydoke7.
The Injury Factory hits a spinebuster slam on okeydoke7.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The Injury Factory executes a basement dropkick against okeydoke7.
The Injury Factory tries a dropkick to the knee, but okeydoke7 steps out of the way.
okeydoke7 further warms up the crowd.
okeydoke7 executes a jumping neckbreaker against The Injury Factory.
okeydoke7 executes a DDT against The Injury Factory.
okeydoke7 executes the Thousandweight Kick on The Injury Factory.
okeydoke7 goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
okeydoke7 hits a kick to the head on The Injury Factory.
okeydoke7 is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
okeydoke7 performs a kneelift against The Injury Factory.
okeydoke7 kicks The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory chops okeydoke7.
The Injury Factory removes the top turnbuckle.
The Injury Factory is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
The Injury Factory smashes okeydoke7's head into the exposed turnbuckle.
okeydoke7 is busted open.
The Injury Factory kicks okeydoke7 in the head.
okeydoke7 is looking woozy
The crowd are booing The Injury Factory like there's no tomorrow.
Chief tries to check on okeydoke7, but The Injury Factory pushes him away.
The Injury Factory throws okeydoke7 to the mat.
The Injury Factory nails okeydoke7 with a series of mounted forearm smashes.
okeydoke7 is bleeding heavily.
Chief goes to check on okeydoke7.
Chief calls for the bell.
The decibel level in this building is unbelievable.

The winner is TheInjuryFactory by referee stoppage. Time of match: 0:09:44
Sim Rating: ****


The Injury Factory throws Chief out of the ring.

The Injury Factory keeps raining down forearm smashes onto okeydoke7's head.

okeydoke7 is out cold.

Chief tries to break up the fight, but The Injury Factory attacks him.

The Injury Factory nails Chief with a series of mounted forearm smashes.

Chief is busted open.

The crowd are booing The Injury Factory like there's no tomorrow.

Tonga Bob comes to ringside.

Tonga Bob grabs The Injury Factory off Chief.

Tonga Bob loudly berates The Injury Factory.

The Injury Factory nods.

Tonga Bob goes over to check on Chief.

The Injury Factory attacks Tonga Bob from behind.

The Injury Factory nails a series of mounted forearm smashes on Tonga Bob.

The crowd are pelting the ring with garbage.

The Injury Factory stands up.

The crowd are booing The Injury Factory like there's no tomorrow.

The Injury Factory is apoplectic with rage.

The Injury Factory gives the crowd the finger.

The Injury Factory keeps beating down on okeydoke7, Chief and Tonga Bob.


The lights go out.


Music starts playing over the PA system...


...





...


...the lights come back on.


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Loonerty is back!


Loonerty stares down with The Injury Factory from the ramp.

Gralin aren't you supposed to be security?

 

[Mrs Turbo]

And ambulance screeches into the arena.

And now The Turbos have left the building.
See you all for next Season

 

[Gralin]

Gralin aren't you supposed to be security?

I'm in hospital recovering from being power bombed through a desk last week I think

Or maybe I got fired and don't remember because of the concussion

Then again its possible I was there and just didn't notice

 

[PhenomenalV1]

I'm in hospital recovering from being power bombed through a desk last week I think

Or maybe I got fired and don't remember because of the concussion

Then again its possible I was there and just didn't notice

Most likely you were paid off to not intervene, probably to make Loons' return all the more impactful.

We will be having a word about this at the board meeting.

 

[Loonerty]

Quite telling that my mere presence was enough to stop TheInjuryFactory.

Imagine what happens when I get my hands on him.

 

[serial_thrilla]

U2Tigers attempts a swinging neckbreaker, but serial_thrilla counters it with a side suplex.
In turn, U2Tigers counters it with a spinning headscissors.
U2Tigers is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
U2Tigers executes the The Edge on serial_thrilla.
U2Tigers goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
U2Tigers performs a headbutt against serial_thrilla.
U2Tigers uses a headbutt on serial_thrilla.
U2Tigers executes a flying dropkick against serial_thrilla.
The crowd is giving U2Tigers a standing ovation.
U2Tigers executes an inverted DDT against serial_thrilla.
U2Tigers nails serial_thrilla with a flying spinning leg lariat.
U2Tigers whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla hits U2Tigers with a clothesline.
U2Tigers falls out of the ring.
serial_thrilla jumps onto him with a tope.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla runs U2Tigers into the ringsteps.
serial_thrilla sets up a table.
serial_thrilla sets up U2Tigers on the table.
serial_thrilla executes a double leg slam through the table.
The table is broken in half.
serial_thrilla clears the announcers' table.
serial_thrilla throws U2Tigers into the ringsteps.
serial_thrilla sets up U2Tigers on the announcers' table.
serial_thrilla tries to drive U2Tigers through the table with a toss suplex, but he blocks it.
U2Tigers sets up serial_thrilla on the announcers' table.
U2Tigers executes a jumping DDT through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is giving U2Tigers a standing ovation.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
serial_thrilla throws U2Tigers into the guardrail.
serial_thrilla uses a powerslam on U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla throws U2Tigers into the ringpost.
serial_thrilla throws U2Tigers back into the ring.
serial_thrilla is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on U2Tigers.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
serial_thrilla hits a hiptoss on U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla hits an inverted atomic drop on U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla performs a springboard roundhouse kick against U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla attempts a Muscle Buster, but U2Tigers counters it with a sunset flip.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a shoulderblock.
serial_thrilla misses with a clothesline.
U2Tigers hits serial_thrilla with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla falls out of the ring.
U2Tigers goes outside.
U2Tigers knocks serial_thrilla into the ringpost.
The crowd erupts.
U2Tigers clears the announcers' table.
U2Tigers sets up serial_thrilla on the announcers' table.
U2Tigers tries to drive serial_thrilla through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
serial_thrilla nails U2Tigers with a springboard roundhouse kick.
serial_thrilla shoves U2Tigers into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
U2Tigers uses a dropkick on serial_thrilla.
U2Tigers sets up serial_thrilla on the announcers' table.
U2Tigers tries to drive serial_thrilla through the table with a jumping DDT, but he blocks it.
serial_thrilla whips U2Tigers into the guardrail.
serial_thrilla sets up U2Tigers on the announcers' table.
serial_thrilla tries to drive U2Tigers through the table with a toss suplex, but he blocks it.
serial_thrilla sets up U2Tigers on the announcers' table.
serial_thrilla tries to drive U2Tigers through the table with a side slam, but he blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
serial_thrilla sets up U2Tigers on the announcers' table.
serial_thrilla tries to drive U2Tigers through the table with a side slam, but he blocks it.
U2Tigers attempts a back suplex, but serial_thrilla
turns in mid-air and lands on him.
serial_thrilla sets up U2Tigers on the announcers' table.
serial_thrilla tries to drive U2Tigers through the table with a moonsault bodyblock, but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla performs a Flatliner against U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla attempts a superkick, but U2Tigers counters it with a legsweep.
U2Tigers uses a spinning leg lariat on serial_thrilla.
U2Tigers clears the announcers' table.
U2Tigers sets up serial_thrilla on the announcers' table.
U2Tigers tries to drive serial_thrilla through the table with the The Edge but he blocks it.
serial_thrilla attempts a side slam, but U2Tigers counters it with an elbowsmash.
U2Tigers performs a Frankensteiner against serial_thrilla.
U2Tigers sets up serial_thrilla on the announcers' table.
U2Tigers tries to drive serial_thrilla through the table with a jumping DDT, but he blocks it.
serial_thrilla sets up U2Tigers on the announcers' table.
serial_thrilla tries to drive U2Tigers through the table with a toss suplex, but he blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
serial_thrilla grabs his toolbox from under the ring.
serial_thrilla takes a swing with the toolbox, but U2Tigers snatches it from him.
U2Tigers nearly takes serial_thrilla's head off with the toolbox.
U2Tigers throws serial_thrilla back into the ring.
U2Tigers gives the sign for the The Edge.
U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
U2Tigers executes the The Edge on serial_thrilla.
The crowd erupts.
U2Tigers goes for the pin, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan throws him out of the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the pin on serial_thrilla.
Blacky counts: One, two, three.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

The winner is Shaun Freakin' Duggan. Time of match: 0:32:23
Sim Rating: **** 3/4

Holy s**t.

I'm going to need some time to process that finish.


And STILL SFAEW World Heavyweight Champion...Shaun Freakin' Duggan







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Thank you all again for reading along with this self-indulgent vanity project. It's always nice to see something as silly as this get praise from all corners of the board.

Bet it won't get me into the Beez top 20 again

I'd also like to take a moment to thank my co-writer Kennedy Parker for helping me keep on top of things, and for writing the bulk of the Corporate Wigs storyline. I really couldn't have done it without you.

Every season I'll go into this concept thinking "this'll be the year where we finally run out of steam", and every season, SFAEW ends it with the momentum of a runaway freight train.

We'll be back again soon for our annual Festivus Frenzy, and the SFAEW Awards!

And after that...Season 37 awaits.



Phenom.

U2tigers I think we were robbed. We were clearly the two better wrestlers today.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

U2tigers I think we were robbed. We were clearly the two better wrestlers today.

Tough talk from the guy who got pinned.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Quite telling that my mere presence was enough to stop TheInjuryFactory.

Imagine what happens when I get my hands on him.

Let's make it official.

The main event of Festivus Frenzy will be Loonerty vs TheInjuryFactory...in a Texas Deathmatch.

 

[Gralin]

Most likely you were paid off to not intervene, probably to make Loons' return all the more impactful.

We will be having a word about this at the board meeting.

I'm not sure what would make you think I was paid off boss



I swear I never saw him backstage at all

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Quite telling that my mere presence was enough to stop TheInjuryFactory.

You are disarmingly handsome.

Imagine what happens when I get my hands on him.

 

[James Colorado]

Fantastic work by PhenomenalV1 and Kennedy Parker! Now that you've got me hooked on this, I look forward to S37

And just like the real wrestling, someone can actually be pushed into the upper midcard without even winning a match. It just so happened to me this season

It's been great teaming with Frothies Mcveigh and Pickitt the last few weeks. I don't think my arrival tonight was a surprise to anyone, and I don't think Tigerturbulance and Mrs Turbo believe they're free of us yet. Stay tuned for S37 where this rivalry takes an explosive turn!

 

[tony]

@Art Vandelay_ has been eliminated.

The winners are @Falconista, @GWS Goose and @Barrybran. Time of match: 0:10:03
Sim Rating: ** 1/2


A huge clean sweep for the Gumbies! We here at SFAEW are proud to endorse them as our tip for the Grand Final.

Thanks for including us in this PhenomenalV1
Hopefully the Gumbies tired themselves out kicking our asses cause we certainly didn't use up much energy

 

[Loonerty]

You are disarmingly handsome.

I think our match is called a Texas Death Match because if we did what we're gonna do to each other in Texas we might get the death penalty

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Fantastic work by PhenomenalV1 and Kennedy Parker! Now that you've got me hooked on this, I look forward to S37

And just like the real wrestling, someone can actually be pushed into the upper midcard without even winning a match. It just so happened to me this season

It's been great teaming with Frothies Mcveigh and Pickitt the last few weeks. I don't think my arrival tonight was a surprise to anyone, and I don't think Tigerturbulance and Mrs Turbo believe they're free of us yet. Stay tuned for S37 where this rivalry takes an explosive turn!

I can set up a 3-on-2 match for Festivus.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Quite telling that my mere presence was enough to stop TheInjuryFactory.

Imagine what happens when I get my hands on him.

Great to see you back.

 

[okeydoke7]

I fear I’ve been…used.

As a prop.

During Sweetmania lf all events!

While I’ve certainly helped to tell the story of ‘Inj’ and his inevitable rise as the company’s main heel, I hope there’s a plan for a fan pay-off.

My revenge will be sweet.

Inj to take the championship.

Then MR ONE THOUSAND to exact revenge at SweetMania!

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I have a gift for you TheInjuryFactory

This is a white flag and start waving it now Leslie should be on tshirts.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Thanks Phenom. You’ll be missed on Sunday nights this off season.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I fear I’ve been…used.

As a prop.

During Sweetmania lf all events!

While I’ve certainly helped to tell the story of ‘Inj’ and his inevitable rise as the company’s main heel, I hope there’s a plan for a fan pay-off.

My revenge will be sweet.

Inj to take the championship.

Then MR ONE THOUSAND to exact revenge at SweetMania!

You were simply a prop to a walking plot device so don't feel too used, it's just your turn Mister 1000.

Would be even better to join forces and wreck the tag team world as The Egos or Curriculum Vitae or some s**t like that.

But happy for you to taste the back of my hand again if that's your kink.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

You were simply a prop to a walking plot device so don't feel too used, it's just your turn Mister 1000.

Would be even better to join forces and wreck the tag team world as The Egos or Curriculum Vitae or some s**t like that.

But happy for you to taste the back of my hand again if that's your kink.

Good luck with that.

I heard damicky retired from SFA to focus on his SFAEW tag team career with Musical Cheese.

He'd wanna hope there's no I Quit tag team matches.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Individual and Tag team champion now.

PhenomenalV1 really think you and me being paired together is a cheat code.

Not fair on the rest of the competition.

lol … you are such a cat.

Your tag team title is weeks away from swimming in a Roman acid bath.

Your remains will also have a dip in the Roman Bath once I remove your individual title.

All you dumbass Hellenes, Gauls and Saxons are on notice.

The Roman Legion is reforming and on the march. Our civilisation tour has commenced.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

PhenomenalV1 thanks again mate, this is an amazing show. I know there are a stack of us that look fwd to it each week during the season.

As incoming admin though, expect a PM......

this is why I gave PhenomenalV1 by number 1 beez vote, great engaging thread and one I get to bash up other posters next to my wife Mrs Turbo

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Fantastic work by PhenomenalV1 and Kennedy Parker! Now that you've got me hooked on this, I look forward to S37

And just like the real wrestling, someone can actually be pushed into the upper midcard without even winning a match. It just so happened to me this season

It's been great teaming with Frothies Mcveigh and Pickitt the last few weeks. I don't think my arrival tonight was a surprise to anyone, and I don't think Tigerturbulance and Mrs Turbo believe they're free of us yet. Stay tuned for S37 where this rivalry takes an explosive turn!

There can only be ONE number ONE Pair and that's Holy Matrimony

but James Colorado and Frothies Mcveigh your welcomed to step in the ring and try and take our belt you fools