Show Us Ya Ti#@!!

[Stucey]

Ok, question:

Has this common male catch cry actually worked for anyone on here? Have you yelled this out to a girl, and she responded by actually flashing them to you?

Or maybe girls could fill us in on situations that may have happened to them, or perhaps they were one of the few people who actually gave the guys what they wanted???

Anyone?

 

[Rohan_]

I remember when I was in New Orleans when they had the mardi gra/festival. You buy a necklace of beads and most times a girl takes a bead and then flashes them to you.

 

[Squeak]

Yes, at schoolies last year. She din't flash fully though, still had her bra on. But that's the closest.

 

[bunsen burner]

It has worked for me and my mate once.

I was working in London and this guy I worked with fancied himself as a bit of a lady's man. He was telling me his best pick up line:

"You don't actually say this directly to a girl, you say it to your mate loud enough for them to hear it. You might be at a packed pub and you say to your mate, "Geez I've got a hard-on, and I can't get rid of it", and you watch, you will have girls eyeing you up all night".

My immediate response was, "No way, I can't see that working, but when we go out, I'm going to hold you to it" (the line, not the hard-on).

A couple of months later we were at a club in Manchester, and I was talking to this girl (a real good sort) who was wearing a button up vest. I can't remember what was being said exactly, but the words "Well, go on them, put your money where your mouth is and get your **** out" were uttered. She opened up her vest and showed me her **** in the middle of a club.

I've gone up to me mate who was a couple of feet away, and said, "This girl just showed me her ****". He goes, "Whoooar, show 'em to me". So she does it again and gives a wiggle. My mate goes (in a ****ney accent), "Whooar, you've given me a right 'ard-on"

By this time she was with about 5 other friends and they were all giggling and coming up to us and grabbing our crotches to see if it was true.

A very funny night.

 

[goal_umpire]

Sammy Newman said that on Street Talk to a lady and she showed everyone her chest.

 

[S.J Rollin]

Last Tuesday I was at Ascot for the Melbourne Cup with some mates and a few of their ladyfriends. After the last race we got on a free bus into town.

One of my mates girlfriends went down the back of the bus to talk to some blokes...(why? I dont know, but she was pretty hammered and dont think her partner was too impressed).
Neither was another mates girlfriend who went down to get her back...I didnt see what happened down there but all i here is girl #2 say"Dont touch me you F**King A**ehole!" which only fired up the collective bunch down there with words like "she's a fiesty one" etc

Anyway... the girls had returned back to where we were and a few moments later the bus stops at the Burswood Casino and these blokes decide to get off. D1ckhead #1 was the first one up and he couldnt resist giving a bit more... He said goodbye to the first girl and then says "see you later sweetheart" to the girl he had upset down the back this time rubbing the top of her head.

...and he finishes with "AND GET YOUR T1TTS out" as he was stepping out of the bus.

that was the moment i told him to "Get F**ked!" to which he gave me this "you talking to me" sort of gaze... he went to step back onto the bus so I took advatage of the height of being on the bus and gave him a quick left jab. It startled him good and proper, knocking him off the bus...you could see it ticking through his head that maybe it wasnt such a good idea to carry in with it.

I have never been one to get into stuff like that but this bloke had it coming and giving him one jab was the best result for everybody involved!
Sure he only had had some fun to start with ...but then he decides to push it way further and gets to the point where he was just plain rude to one of my friends.

I really dont know what he else he expected abusing women (let alone ones who had male company)... I like to think he has learnt from it.

 

[Lady Lawrence]

Rather embarassed to admit this but yes I did once!!

I used to have to walk past a building site on my way to work a few years back and the typical construction workers, bum cracks and all would constantly yell out as you walked past, oorright darlin, phwoar she's a bit of allright and of course show us your t**ts luv. So one day I was fed up with this constant yelling everyday so one day I lifted my top up and showed 'em. "Now what?" I yelled at 'em. I was able to walk past most days after that relatively incident free with just a few wolf whistles etc etc.

Typical, all mouth and no bloody action from the fellas!

 

[Stucey]

Yeah, guys are real jerks!

As for S.J Rollin, top work. Sometimes it is best to resort to voilence!

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=47703&highlight=question

 

[jod23]

Originally posted by bunsen burner
It has worked for me and my mate once.

I was working in London and this guy I worked with fancied himself as a bit of a lady's man. He was telling me his best pick up line:

"You don't actually say this directly to a girl, you say it to your mate loud enough for them to hear it. You might be at a packed pub and you say to your mate, "Geez I've got a hard-on, and I can't get rid of it", and you watch, you will have girls eyeing you up all night".

My immediate response was, "No way, I can't see that working, but when we go out, I'm going to hold you to it" (the line, not the hard-on).

A couple of months later we were at a club in Manchester, and I was talking to this girl (a real good sort) who was wearing a button up vest. I can't remember what was being said exactly, but the words "Well, go on them, put your money where your mouth is and get your **** out" were uttered. She opened up her vest and showed me her **** in the middle of a club.

I've gone up to me mate who was a couple of feet away, and said, "This girl just showed me her ****". He goes, "Whoooar, show 'em to me". So she does it again and gives a wiggle. My mate goes (in a ****ney accent), "Whooar, you've given me a right 'ard-on"

By this time she was with about 5 other friends and they were all giggling and coming up to us and grabbing our crotches to see if it was true.

A very funny night.

Next time you go out on a night on the town.....can I come?

 

[Sydneyfan]

I've never been one to yell show us ya **** though I did have a pair shown to me through no provocation of my own. Was in my mate's car after a big night with his gf in the front seat and me with one of her friend's in the backseat.

She was pretty tanked and not the shyiest girl in the world ... asks me if her seatbeat's fastened, I turn and Whoa! there's a pair of headlights on display! Like in bunsen burner's situation, a couple of times she touched my groin to see if it was showing the appropriate response to the stimulii.

Wasn't a back trip home, that night!

 

[jefffff34]

Originally posted by Stucey
Ok, question:

Has this common male catch cry actually worked for anyone on here? Have you yelled this out to a girl, and she responded by actually flashing them to you?

Or maybe girls could fill us in on situations that may have happened to them, or perhaps they were one of the few people who actually gave the guys what they wanted???

Anyone?

Have you ever shown anyone your **** Stu?

 

[Stucey]

Re: Re: Show Us Ya Ti#@!!

Originally posted by Hoggy


Have you ever shown anyone your **** Stu?

I don't know about you, but mine are called 'Immaculate Pectorial Muscles'

And yes, plenty of times.......

 

[jefffff34]

Re: Re: Re: Show Us Ya Ti#@!!

Originally posted by Stucey


I don't know about you, but mine are called 'Immaculate Pectorial Muscles'

And yes, plenty of times.......

Pretty boy.

 

[Scarlett Pimp]

Originally posted by Stucey
Ok, question:

Has this common male catch cry actually worked for anyone on here? Have you yelled this out to a girl, and she responded by actually flashing them to you?

Or maybe girls could fill us in on situations that may have happened to them, or perhaps they were one of the few people who actually gave the guys what they wanted???

Anyone?

Yes, at Spearmint Rhino last night. Awesome venue! Saw hi to Savannah for me.... droooooool.

One of the coolest looking bars in all of Australia (although the Establishment in Sydney is still the clear winner)

 

[Stucey]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Show Us Ya Ti#@!!

Originally posted by Hoggy


Pretty boy.

 

[Goldenblue]

Yup.

When I was younger, we lived near a bunch of hoons who used to compete with us in a friendly way on which crowd could do the best burn outs.

We used to drive up the road a bit in our cars and burn up the rubber and return home and then their lot used to drive down to where I lived and show us what they could do. This went on most of the day. One of the hoons up the road did a beauty of a burn out in his car and while he was smoking it up, his girlfriend lifted her top, grabbed both t*ts and licked her own nipples right in front of us. It blew our minds. Each time he came down and showed us his power, she either licked or pinched her nipples with a naughty smile on her face.

Pity the cops came later in the day and busted us........we were enjoying the t*t show from this harlot.

 

[The_Flying_Egg]

At the cricket a chick lifted up her **** but had a bra underneat

Unfortunately she was feral

 

[Rooboy 34]

Originally posted by The_Flying_Egg
At the cricket a chick lifted up her **** but had a bra underneat

Unfortunately she was feral

Tell us about your trip to the beach yesterday??? Or was that just Trash Talk???

 

[Stocka]

It worked for a few mates and myself on a Geography excursion in Year 11.

 

[The Hitman]

Re: Re: Show Us Ya Ti#@!!

Originally posted by Scarlett Pimp
Yes, at Spearmint Rhino last night...

So very classy...

The Hitman

 

[bluechampion]

my word...

Made no request for it, but it did prove rather entertaining.

At a ODI at the 'G last year, Australia vs. New Zealand. We were in deep **** batting second, and as the sun had gone down , so had our interest in the contest. We noticed that the Cops in our area were very amused by something. Cops being Cops at an ODI, they couldn't watch the action and were wandering the aisles and standing at the fence looking back at the crowd. Following their line of vision, my friends and i discovered a cute blonde chick with two blokes sitting a short distance away, and slightly behind us. Nothing was happening.

I watched the cricket some more. Bevan had started to score some runs. When a four was struck, my girlfriend (who should have been applauding the boundary, the un-australian swine) informed me that the blonde had, in celebration of the shot, flashed the coppers. No bra, just tanned breast. We deduced that this had been happening a short while, and that's why the coppers in our section sported such wide grins, and were reluctant to leave the fence.

Bevan went on to score 102 not out and win the match (you probably remember it - it was ace), and on every boundary, this hot blonde gave us an extra show. We nearly got whiplash from snapping our heads around after every boundary. And it was my Girlfriend who pointed it out.

Sadly, the extra show didn't last the entire innings. Some ****ing stupid 15 year olds entered our section and started hassling her. The cops moved em on, but that was it.

All in all, a heck of a day at the cricket.

 

[Scarlett Pimp]

Re: Re: Re: Show Us Ya Ti#@!!

Originally posted by The Hitman


So very classy...

The Hitman

Shouldn't you be busy looking up gay web sites and complaining about being 17 at FF gigs?

Don't waste my time, little boy.

 

[goal_umpire]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Show Us Ya Ti#@!!

Originally posted by Scarlett Pimp


Shouldn't you be busy looking up gay web sites and complaining about being 17 at FF gigs?

Don't waste my time, little boy.

Ahem, shouldn't you be doing that. Afterall your username says it all

Leave Hitters alone

 

[PrideofSA]

Re: my word...

Originally posted by bluechampion
Made no request for it, but it did prove rather entertaining.

At a ODI at the 'G last year, Australia vs. New Zealand. We were in deep **** batting second, and as the sun had gone down , so had our interest in the contest. We noticed that the Cops in our area were very amused by something. Cops being Cops at an ODI, they couldn't watch the action and were wandering the aisles and standing at the fence looking back at the crowd. Following their line of vision, my friends and i discovered a cute blonde chick with two blokes sitting a short distance away, and slightly behind us. Nothing was happening.

I watched the cricket some more. Bevan had started to score some runs. When a four was struck, my girlfriend (who should have been applauding the boundary, the un-australian swine) informed me that the blonde had, in celebration of the shot, flashed the coppers. No bra, just tanned breast. We deduced that this had been happening a short while, and that's why the coppers in our section sported such wide grins, and were reluctant to leave the fence.

Bevan went on to score 102 not out and win the match (you probably remember it - it was ace), and on every boundary, this hot blonde gave us an extra show. We nearly got whiplash from snapping our heads around after every boundary. And it was my Girlfriend who pointed it out.

Sadly, the extra show didn't last the entire innings. Some ****ing stupid 15 year olds entered our section and started hassling her. The cops moved em on, but that was it.

All in all, a heck of a day at the cricket.

I remember that game, was a classic, but i didn't see the blonde chick flashing!