So, what sports are we watching this weekend?

[TheGoatBaron]

‘Non-mainstream’ is an interesting way to describe the most popular sporting league on the planet

It’s non-mainstream in the bay it appears

 

[WA ROO]

Perth Demons won their first final since 1997

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Get around the Blue Girls Kabanna !

Justice for V_23

I only watched the last minute lol

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Perth Demons won their first final since 1997

I am tipping Essingtin to top that streak zackah

 

[zackah]

I am tipping Essingtin to top that streak zackah

You appear to be wearing the wrong clothes friend. Refer to my recent tag

 

[philreich]

No thanks - the sort of people that go to horse racing are the antithesis of 'my people' - a vacuous scene if ever there was one

I've got this racing gig licked. A mate laughed at me for putting $10.00 on a horse, saying, "Mate - you're mad: it's got no hope."

Undeterred, I replied, "Nah it's a certainty - it's starting at 25 to 1, and the race doesn't even start until 3 o'clock."

 

[Pistol Night]

I've got this racing gig licked. A mate laughed at me for putting $10.00 on a horse, saying, "Mate - you're mad: it's got no hope."

Undeterred, I replied, "Nah it's a certainty - it's starting at 25 to 1, and the race doesn't even start until 3 o'clock."

Ive got a dickhead mate who knows **** all about racing and every year the campaigner tells the same joke for the Melbourne Cup "Who ya backing? Itchy Arse as long as it doesn't get scratched". I ****n hope a horse called Itchy Arse ****s him up one year

 

[philreich]

Ive got a dickhead mate who knows **** all about racing and every year the campaigner tells the same joke for the Melbourne Cup "Who ya backing? Itchy Arse as long as it doesn't get scratched". I ****n hope a horse called Itchy Arse ****s him up one year

"And here comes Mother In Law, nagging in the rear."

 

[Pistol Night]

"And here comes Mother In Law, nagging in the rear."

"The Wife" and "Wooden Swallow" having a battle down the straight was an epic race call. I didn't know if the race caller was calling the race or airing marital issues

 

[V23]

You appear to be wearing the wrong clothes friend. Refer to my recent tag

Been busy in MS Paint, have we?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

"And here comes Mother In Law, nagging in the rear."

This was my favourite t shirt in my early 20s

 

[Pistol Night]

This was my favourite t shirt in my early 20s

**** me you must have been swarmed by women

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

**** me you must have been swarmed by women

Wasn't more until my late 20s (I was bit of a late bloomer in that regard)

But my first serious gf's Mum (when I was 20) was an utter bitch and I bought that specifically to spite her lol

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

A late bloomer indeed... still up to your neck in fertilizer

This was my favourite t shirt in my early 20s

More like 1920s #dadjokes

 

[Kabanna]

Get around the Blue Girls Kabanna !

Justice for V_23

I only watched the last minute lol

Your men’s team could learn a lot from the girls haha

 

[V23]

Your men’s team could learn a lot from the girls haha

Not your best melt, but I'll take it

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Why are Brighton and Hove Albion wearing a Norf Melbin kit ? #concerning

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Goal to Manchester City ! Erling Halland the Viking with a sweet touch volley.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

GOAL TO BRIGHTON

Milner (Penalty)

#SokkahIsOnFire
#theworldgame

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

West Ham have just scored at the City Ground (vs West Ham)

#OpenWideForSomeSoccer

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Brighton have stunned Man City with a 2-1 lead.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Magnificent goal to Liverpool by Slobbobozo lol

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Wasn't more until my late 20s (I was bit of a late bloomer in that regard)

But my first serious gf's Mum (when I was 20) was an utter bitch and I bought that specifically to spite her lol

Did you meet her at the Sunday Dance in the church hall?

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Thank **** that's over.

 

[catscratchfever]

No thanks - the sort of people that go to horse racing are the antithesis of 'my people' - a vacuous scene if ever there was one

Amen to that