So ...

[Squeak]

Can you walk slower? My legs don't know how to be as long as yours.

 

[Z_K]

Originally posted by RogerMellie
Hi Principal Skinner, hi Super Nintendo Chalmers.

We have a winner.

I cried when the "Great man" said that.

 

[The Hitman]

"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar."

The Hitman

 

[GoEagles]

"It says Lets Bee Friends and there's a picture of a Bee on the card"

 

[jod23]

I'm Idaho



Ralph rules!

 

[FIGJAM]

Ralph: Miss Hoover, my parents won't let me use scissors!

Class: HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!

Miss Hoover: The children are right to laugh at you Ralph...these things couldn't cut through butter!

 

[derns_hawk]

Oh my god! Round of applause, everyone. This thread is making me laugh as hard as one of suzi olsen's long removed post:

Does anyone else hate it when they fart and sneeze at the same time?



*****
champagne comedy!

 

[sussudio]

Skinner: Here's Ralph Wiggum's entry... Pre-packaged "Star Wars" characters, still in their display box? Are those the limited-edition action figures?
Ralph: What's a diarama?

Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

Ralph: The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there!

 

[sussudio]

Ralph: I eated the purple berries!
Bart: How'd they taste ralph?
Ralph: Rrrr...oooo...they taste like burning

Ralph: I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant!

Ralph: And when the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life!
Ms. Hoover: Thank you Ralph. Very graphic.

Miss Hoover: Ralph are you eating paste again?
Ralph: Mmo Mfss Hoovrr

 

[FIGJAM]

Marge: I'm filing a class action lawsuit against big sugar. Would you like to give a deposition?

Chief Wiggum: Sure, I'll join your lawsuit. Sugar's made my Ralphie hyperactive.

Ralph: I'm happy AND ANGRY!

 

[sethlad]

"I'm wearing a bath robe & I'm not even sick"

Seth.