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Ralph: Miss Hoover, my parents won't let me use scissors!
Class: HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
Miss Hoover: The children are right to laugh at you Ralph...these things couldn't cut through butter!
Class: HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
Miss Hoover: The children are right to laugh at you Ralph...these things couldn't cut through butter!
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Oh my god! Round of applause, everyone. This thread is making me laugh as hard as one of suzi olsen's long removed post:
Does anyone else hate it when they fart and sneeze at the same time?
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champagne comedy!
Does anyone else hate it when they fart and sneeze at the same time?
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champagne comedy!
Skinner: Here's Ralph Wiggum's entry... Pre-packaged "Star Wars" characters, still in their display box? Are those the limited-edition action figures?
Ralph: What's a diarama?
Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
Ralph: The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there!
Ralph: What's a diarama?
Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
Ralph: The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there!
Ralph: I eated the purple berries!
Bart: How'd they taste ralph?
Ralph: Rrrr...oooo...they taste like burning
Ralph: I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant!
Ralph: And when the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life!
Ms. Hoover: Thank you Ralph. Very graphic.
Miss Hoover: Ralph are you eating paste again?
Ralph: Mmo Mfss Hoovrr
Bart: How'd they taste ralph?
Ralph: Rrrr...oooo...they taste like burning
Ralph: I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant!
Ralph: And when the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life!
Ms. Hoover: Thank you Ralph. Very graphic.
Miss Hoover: Ralph are you eating paste again?
Ralph: Mmo Mfss Hoovrr
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Marge: I'm filing a class action lawsuit against big sugar. Would you like to give a deposition?
Chief Wiggum: Sure, I'll join your lawsuit. Sugar's made my Ralphie hyperactive.
Ralph: I'm happy AND ANGRY!
Chief Wiggum: Sure, I'll join your lawsuit. Sugar's made my Ralphie hyperactive.
Ralph: I'm happy AND ANGRY!
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