Something Big is coming............

[Optimax]

Thats right guys and girls, something massive is going to happen, Its an idea i have long term borrowed from nicks but whatever.

Starting from this week yep this very week (exciting isn't it), i will be taking the collingwood BF football side to a new level. I will be coach and of course selector(complaints can go the way of the melbourne football club). Every week i will name a BF side consisting of collingwood posters i feel have put in at training (bribery and sucking up works too) and will lead our board to that holy grail of a BF premierhsip.

So guys first question who is going to be our captain, will it be Snag breac or pie eyed or is there a dark horse i the mix.

Who wants to be in the side (whats the criteria? well ****ed if i know)

So lets go guys football season has arrived, i will post the side or more so the squad sometime thursday night with evryons position

 

[Magpie Phil]

I have been training very hard under these awful conditions (40 degree Melb heat).I feel I am ready.

 

[Optimax]

this post and the one of nicks have to be the first time ive seen your posts lol

 

[hellfire]

I finally broke into the side on Nicks in 2008, so I'm hoping I can play a part here too. Luckily I'm a freak-show and the second coming of Daicos.

 

[Optimax]

I finally broke into the side on Nicks in 2008, so I'm hoping I can play a part here too. Luckily I'm a freak-show and the second coming of Daicos.

With the excitement this is generating you and i and phil may have to play every position

 

[DoubleO7]

MarkT as ruckman?

 

[Optimax]

MarkT as ruckman?

lol quite possibly, one requirement will be you have to post in the week to be named

 

[Skade]

I've been sleeping through 41 to 44 degree heat, doing night shift and having a bottle of wine for breakfast, does that qualify.

 

[Optimax]

Is this a reference to my pants?

mate just cause you come in your pants whenever you think about human contact doesnt mean we all have to know about it

 

[DoubleO7]

I post over 25 times a day. That is Diesel Williams like numbers.

*wink wink*

 

[Optimax]

I must insist on the correct spelling of cum.. and I don't see why we have to leave animals out of the equation

lol animals.

Mate you dont even need me bagging you, or messing with your posts you do it yourself.

Also gtfo from my thread

 

[Peter Sidorkiewicz]

This idea sounds incredibly lame.

Lucky I don't post often.

 

[Optimax]

This idea sounds incredibly lame.

Lucky I don't post often.

Great input mate, maybe next time post elsewhere then

 

[Peter Sidorkiewicz]

Great input mate, maybe next time post elsewhere then

OK before I go, best of luck for your quest of the BF premiership

 

[Porkaspies09]

ok so whats happening in this? and i know i dont post often but i spend alot of time reading posts that everyone writes everyday ,it sounds interesting maybe i could be like a rookie newcomer in the team or something?

 

[RRRooocccaaa]

I'm hoping to get elevated from the rookie list... any spots for a crash'n'bash type forward poster with a strong pair of (typing) hands?

 

[Vinnie Vegas]

Seriously... I'm pretty sure I'm somewhat involved in this board, but...

What the hell are you on about opti?

 

[Optimax]

Seriously... I'm pretty sure I'm somewhat involved in this board, but...

What the hell are you on about opti?

Basically it works like this

Me im the coach, optimax equals MM. So far so good

Every poster on here (the regular to semi regular ones) are the players

Depending on how i felt you post and how often you post during the week (lets call this training) i will name my best 22 every thursday and if i can be bothered a reserve team (a reserve team is unlikely i imagine)

Its kind of like a competition on the pies board, really its a waste of time but hey my work experience finishes soon and then im a uni student again for a while

 

[Peter Sidorkiewicz]

Basically it works like this

Me im the coach, optimax equals MM. So far so good

Every poster on here (the regular to semi regular ones) are the players

Depending on how i felt you post and how often you post during the week (lets call this training) i will name my best 22 every thursday and if i can be bothered a reserve team (a reserve team is unlikely i imagine)

Its kind of like a competition on the pies board, really its a waste of time but hey my work experience finishes soon and then im a uni student again for a while

Lameness confirmed. Sorry I couldn't resist.

 

[Optimax]

Lameness confirmed. Sorry I couldn't resist.

So your psoting in this thread means
A you wish you thought of this
B you really want to be in the team
C you like to make yourself feel big

 

[swiftdog]

Quality over quantity I say

 

[Snag Breac]

I'll just cite my experience as a West Coast Wonder in my application for placement. Also, I'd like to discuss my contract with Eddie; and will we get cut-price travel on Emirates?

Godfrey Jones will want to be in it, but he'll be spending most of his time before the tribunal unless he keeps himself nice.

 

[zorbadunde]

ill play full forward

 

[Peter Sidorkiewicz]

So your psoting in this thread means
A you wish you thought of this
B you really want to be in the team
C you like to make yourself feel big

Chillax. Hey its meant to be fun, right?

 

[Optimax]

Chillax. Hey its meant to be fun, right?

mate once again i fell into the internet and its sarcasm meter trap, on the forum im hardly ever serious and you seem the same but your on the LTI anyway lol