Song Contest Part XVI, Host: ???, Theme:???, Noms Due: ???

[Hoos]

Sticking with the theme because I'm not a spaz.

Bravo for the use of the word 'spaz'.

I haven't heard that in quite a few years.

 

[Ulahoopski]

#songcongtestnominations

Kris Kringle



Open / Kris Kringle



Kris Kringle



Kris Kringle



Open

 

[Ulahoopski]

#songcongtestnominations

Kris Kringle



Kris Kringle



Kris Kringle



OPen

 

[Hoos]

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

 

[Ulahoopski]

#songcongtestnominations

Kris Kringle


Kris Kringle --> Open



Kris Kringle

 

[Ulahoopski]

That's it for the time being.

More prezzies to be wrapped later.

Stay tuned.

#SongContestPlaylist

 

[Drunkgoliath]

That Wonka song is a #banga

 

[Ulahoopski]

#songcongtestnominations

First addition

 

[ArdentEagle]

That could be mine if you knew what my first nom was. Hmmmmm

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Merry Christmas you sick ****s

 

[Ulahoopski]

Got nothing from this list - I need a new true love.

 

[DroopStDanny]

My own little Twelve Noms Of Christmas Kris Kringle Playlist. Don't crack the shits if you didn't get a mention; think of the young African kiddies that Bob Geldof sang about all those years ago instead.



Track List.

1. Christmas - The Who (Loonerty)
Featuring Keith 'Moon The Loon' on drums.

2. Six White Boomers - Rolf Harris (roo2macca)
Kangaroos.

3. The Twelve Farts Of Christmas - Jingle Smells (Back One Out)
Toilet Humour.

4. Hanukkah In Santa Monica - Tom Lehrer (SM)
SM = Santa Monica

5. Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas) - The Decemberists (Drunkgoliath)
Please drink moderately everybody, and not at all if you're driving.

6. Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) - Darlene Love (por please ya)
Please.

7. Grandpa's Gonna Sue The Pants Off Of Santa - Dr. Elmo (Grey Crow)
Senior citizens.

8. Santa Never Made It Into Darwin - Bill & Boyd (Natural Disaster)
Cyclone Tracy.

9. An Idiot For Christmas - Hot Breakfast (raskolnikov)
Dostoyevsky.

10. Step Into Christmas - Elton John (EltonJohnsWig)
Would Ula argue it doesn't fit the theme?

11. Frosty The Snowman - Willie Nelson (William Wonka)
A pair of old dopehead Willies.

12. Welcome Christmas - How The Grinch Stole Christmas Cast (Hoos)
The Whos who live in Whoville.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

I would've preferred not being mentioned than having my song by Rolf Harris.

Anyway, Merry Christmas to all of you wonderful people in the SC .

 

[Loonerty]

Happy birthday from Wollongong Jesus xx

 

[The Filth Wizard]

My own little Twelve Noms Of Christmas Kris Kringle Playlist. Don't crack the shits if you didn't get a mention; think of the young African kiddies that Bob Geldof sang about all those years ago instead.



Track List.

1. Christmas - The Who (Loonerty)
Featuring Keith 'Moon The Loon' on drums.

2. Six White Boomers - Rolf Harris (roo2macca)
Kangaroos.

3. The Twelve Farts Of Christmas - Jingle Smells (Back One Out)
Toilet Humour.

4. Hanukkah In Santa Monica - Tom Lehrer (SM)
SM = Santa Monica

5. Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas) - The Decemberists (Drunkgoliath)
Please drink moderately everybody, and not at all if you're driving.

6. Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) - Darlene Love (por please ya)
Please.

7. Grandpa's Gonna Sue The Pants Off Of Santa - Dr. Elmo (Grey Crow)
Senior citizens.

8. Santa Never Made It Into Darwin - Bill & Boyd (Natural Disaster)
Cyclone Tracy.

9. An Idiot For Christmas - Hot Breakfast (raskolnikov)
Dostoyevsky.

10. Step Into Christmas - Elton John (EltonJohnsWig)
Would Ula argue it doesn't fit the theme?

11. Frosty The Snowman - Willie Nelson (William Wonka)
A pair of old dopehead Willies.

12. Welcome Christmas - How The Grinch Stole Christmas Cast (Hoos)
The Whos who live in Whoville.

How you missed “I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday” by The Filth Wizzard I have no idea.

 

[Ulahoopski]

A belated pressie. Added to list.

 

[Ulahoopski]

Ears anuvver belated contribution to the tree pile - one what I mistakenly posted in the pm. Bahahoho

 

[William Wonka]

I would've preferred not being mentioned than having my song by Rolf Harris.

Anyway, Merry Christmas to all of you wonderful people in the SC .

Im sure people can separate the song from the artist...

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

For anyone interested:

Christmas day massacre 2019

Drunkgoliath finished the day all out for zero and his bowling figures were 9 overs 0 maidens. 0 for 65

greatmadone was all out for 15 and bowled 10 overs 1 maiden 2 for 58

I made a 6th consecutive century and was again unbeaten for 117. My average now sits above 700. I only bowled the six overs today as that was all that was required and finished the day with six maidens and 11 wickets. Very tidy bowling if i do say

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I wish my family were fun enough to play backyard cricket. Why should darn kids have all the fun!

 

[SM]

For anyone interested:

Christmas day massacre 2019

Drunkgoliath finished the day all out for zero and his bowling figures were 9 overs 0 maidens. 0 for 65

greatmadone was all out for 15 and bowled 10 overs 1 maiden 2 for 58

I made a 6th consecutive century and was again unbeaten for 117. My average now sits above 700. I only bowled the six overs today as that was all that was required and finished the day with six maidens and 11 wickets. Very tidy bowling if i do say

Average of 700? [emoji848]

 

[Loonerty]

Average of 700? [emoji848]

Cricket average

 

[GreyCrow]

Boted



Have a safe and happy Holidays

When I win hand off hosting as I will be in between some great SA country towns where internet is what you catch butterflies with

 

[William Wonka]

Boted

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Have a safe and happy Holidays

When I win hand off hosting as I will be in between some great SA country towns where internet is what you catch butterflies with

Ive been to those towns, by 'butterflies' you mean 'hitchhikers' dont you?

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Average of 700? [emoji848]

Never been out