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Hitman (to the tune Taxman)
Let him interview a player or three (Hitman)
and makea post about recent footy (Hitman)
cause he's the Hitman, yea he's the Hitman
Be careful when he's got a mike (Hitman)
cause he'll interview you on site (Hitman)
cause he's the Hitman, yea he's the Hitman
and hes the journo theyre all gonna fear,
he will try and take over Dannys page,
least his moosh is better than Caro's face,
be scary when he comes of age,
will make Eddie Mac look 2nd rate....
cause he's the Hitman, yea he's the Hitman
and hes the journo theyre all gonna fear
Westy (to Go West)
WESTY, you defend the Dogs,
WESTY, with a reasoned response,
WESTY, a top bloke its true,
WESTY, wish there were more of you
Go westy, you put up the fight,
Go westy, you are always right,
go westy, can I have a flake
go westy, or maybe a milkshake!
Remember, down at barkly st,
remember those dancin dougie feet,
remember how the wind would howl
remember your at Coronail now.
Go westy, stick with the scraggers,
Go westy, theyre not handbaggers,
Go westy, youve got Kingsley Hunter to cheer,
while you drink plastic cup of beer
Westy, you gaves us Dent,
Westy, we didnt know it meant,
Westy, getting Cox as well,
Westy you can go to ....
Darky (to the tune Smiley)
Darky, your posting again today,
Darky, how low will you go
just before it was a serious tone
we should have known
Darky, your minds in the gutter its true,
more so after a drink or two
no more serious topics now,
threads turned x-rated somehow,
will they learn
Darky, went to Arden st one day,
saw the Coach was all alone,
went to Den, gave him a drink or ten,
still wouldnt let him play
Darky, your smuts coming through once more,
theres sex on your mind for sure
no more posturing in the thread,
you leave the poseurs all for dead,
will they learn
and my favourite, Dan this ones for you!
New Dan in Town (New Kid in Town).
Theres talk on the boards, it seems so familiar,
great explanations, saying nothing new.
Your talking about a new finals system,
rewards for the top team after round 22
Finals come lately, the new system in town,
whats wrong with the old one, youll let us know whooo-ow
You start to type, the stats in your head replayed,
helpless we watch you, here he comes again,
Yet after again telling you to go away,
its the 'we dont want it' you cant comprehend,
why cant you accept it, the finals are flawed,
ive given you the answer, you should applaud
So many times, ive tried over and over
but thread after thread, i get the cold shoulder,
like being hit by a boulder
theres more talk on the boards, im here to remind you,
that what i says right, though you say im wrong,
theres always new faces who will debate it,
my system wont be forgotten when theres somebody new come along
So there you are matey, my systems around,
nobody loves it, dont they, and it wont be kept down
and im still around oh my my,
theres a new Dan in town (sounding like the old one)
theres a new Dan in town (keepin up his post count)
ooohhooo
theres a new Dan in town (people started yawnin),
theres a new Dan in town (posting till the mornin) oohhoo
Let him interview a player or three (Hitman)
and makea post about recent footy (Hitman)
cause he's the Hitman, yea he's the Hitman
Be careful when he's got a mike (Hitman)
cause he'll interview you on site (Hitman)
cause he's the Hitman, yea he's the Hitman
and hes the journo theyre all gonna fear,
he will try and take over Dannys page,
least his moosh is better than Caro's face,
be scary when he comes of age,
will make Eddie Mac look 2nd rate....
cause he's the Hitman, yea he's the Hitman
and hes the journo theyre all gonna fear
Westy (to Go West)
WESTY, you defend the Dogs,
WESTY, with a reasoned response,
WESTY, a top bloke its true,
WESTY, wish there were more of you
Go westy, you put up the fight,
Go westy, you are always right,
go westy, can I have a flake
go westy, or maybe a milkshake!
Remember, down at barkly st,
remember those dancin dougie feet,
remember how the wind would howl
remember your at Coronail now.
Go westy, stick with the scraggers,
Go westy, theyre not handbaggers,
Go westy, youve got Kingsley Hunter to cheer,
while you drink plastic cup of beer
Westy, you gaves us Dent,
Westy, we didnt know it meant,
Westy, getting Cox as well,
Westy you can go to ....
Darky (to the tune Smiley)
Darky, your posting again today,
Darky, how low will you go
just before it was a serious tone
we should have known
Darky, your minds in the gutter its true,
more so after a drink or two
no more serious topics now,
threads turned x-rated somehow,
will they learn
Darky, went to Arden st one day,
saw the Coach was all alone,
went to Den, gave him a drink or ten,
still wouldnt let him play
Darky, your smuts coming through once more,
theres sex on your mind for sure
no more posturing in the thread,
you leave the poseurs all for dead,
will they learn
and my favourite, Dan this ones for you!
New Dan in Town (New Kid in Town).
Theres talk on the boards, it seems so familiar,
great explanations, saying nothing new.
Your talking about a new finals system,
rewards for the top team after round 22
Finals come lately, the new system in town,
whats wrong with the old one, youll let us know whooo-ow
You start to type, the stats in your head replayed,
helpless we watch you, here he comes again,
Yet after again telling you to go away,
its the 'we dont want it' you cant comprehend,
why cant you accept it, the finals are flawed,
ive given you the answer, you should applaud
So many times, ive tried over and over
but thread after thread, i get the cold shoulder,
like being hit by a boulder
theres more talk on the boards, im here to remind you,
that what i says right, though you say im wrong,
theres always new faces who will debate it,
my system wont be forgotten when theres somebody new come along
So there you are matey, my systems around,
nobody loves it, dont they, and it wont be kept down
and im still around oh my my,
theres a new Dan in town (sounding like the old one)
theres a new Dan in town (keepin up his post count)
ooohhooo
theres a new Dan in town (people started yawnin),
theres a new Dan in town (posting till the mornin) oohhoo
