Roast Steve Johnson

[Geelong_Sicko]

Harry O is the hottest black man going around...

You got an itching case of 'jungle fever' there, boyo?

 

[meto]

The big forwards in there together, creating opportunity for smalls, we got to have the talls to match our number of smalls.
Support will always build a players' confidence.
Thought Taylor Hunt looked at home even though he hadn't played seniors for a while.

 

[Wish Wellingtons]

Leads the league average in "goals contributed" this year. Is making a push for AA.

 

[krisholio14]

Into fourth in the Coleman Medal.

I think the lesson we have to learn against the best sides is that we need to play through Podsiadly and Mooney when going long, and Johnson can crumb. Or hit Johnson on the short lead. They are his strengths. Last week we were relying on him taking contested marks against O'Brien which just doesn't happen.

He's not an especially great mark full stop these days.

Very few he takes are one grabbers.

 

[JUBJUB]

Leads the league average in "goals contributed" this year. Is making a push for AA.

Surely he'd be a certainty

 

[Vegas.]

Surely he'd be a certainty

You'd think so. 4th in the goalkicking having missed a few games, and is the most creative forward in the game. Shoe in.

 

[Claude Balls]

Surely he'd be a certainty

Statistically he's a strong chance, especially if he bags another 7 or 8 in the next two games. But if the selectors were to break his year down into parts, they'd find he has been influential in less games than his stats suggest. Took a long while to warm up and missed 3(?) games through suspension.

 

[Jimmy Yamazaki]

Hopefully he can carry this form into Finals. Will need him, Stokes and Varcoe to play big in these games if we are to win imo.

 

[BarryG]

This was in 8 games, 8 moments on AFL site. Summed our star Stevie J up perfectly:

4. Geelong 25.11 (161) d Western Bulldogs 9.6 (60)

The moment: Steve Johnson was in flashy five-goal form on Saturday night, meaning he did his best to make the easy look as difficult as possible. Early in the second term, the ball floated in and conked Johnson clean on the scone before he grabbed it, composed himself, avoided the oncoming clutches of Bulldog Liam Picken, pivoted and booted a beauty.

 

[BigBadCam]

This was in 8 games, 8 moments on AFL site. Summed our star Stevie J up perfectly:

4. Geelong 25.11 (161) d Western Bulldogs 9.6 (60)

The moment: Steve Johnson was in flashy five-goal form on Saturday night, meaning he did his best to make the easy look as difficult as possible. Early in the second term, the ball floated in and conked Johnson clean on the scone before he grabbed it, composed himself, avoided the oncoming clutches of Bulldog Liam Picken, pivoted and booted a beauty.

Didn't he pass it to Varcoe?

 

[Just do something]

Big game as well this week for Stevey J he will have Jordan Russell on him and he has touched him up last couple of times. Even though he wasnt the only one.

Time for some pay back i feel.

 

[TMS]

Didn't he pass it to Varcoe?

Correct. He certainly did. Happened within the first few minutes of the second quarter, and got Varcoe his second goal in as many minutes.

 

[BarryG]

Damn that AFL website!!

Loved the "make the easy look difficult bit", so him and so much why he can tear apart an opposition cos they dont know what he is gonna do. And even after he stuffs it up, he can still get the goal, or the assist.

 

[SJ]

Finishes the home and away season with 57.32 from 19 games with 22 assists. Lock for All-Australian.